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  • Yasgur's Farm
    Moderator
    • Feb 2005
    • 7091
    #1

    Here's the good news

    Cowher has stated that he wants to return to coaching in 2010. Assuming no one tempts him back this season, the timing of Dick "The turtle" Jauron's crash and burn could be perfect.

    Week 12... Dick gets fired after blowing 3 consecutive games with bonehead F-ups.
    Week 13... Bobby April coaches his 1st NFL game as interim coach of the Bills.
    Week 14... The Bills begin preliminary negotiations with Bill Cowher.
    Monday, February 1, 2008... Jim Kelly as the new GM of the Buffalo Bills announces the hiring of Bill Cowher and his dream staff.

    PS... Jim Kelly receives 49% of team ownership as his compensation for his new position.
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  • jdbillsfan
    Registered User
    • Oct 2002
    • 1071
    #2
    Re: Here's the good news

    Good news for another Franchise. Not for Buffalo.
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    • Jan Reimers
      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
      • May 2003
      • 17353
      #3
      Re: Here's the good news

      Originally posted by draz54
      Cowher has stated that he wants to return to coaching in 2010. Assuming no one tempts him back this season, the timing of Dick "The turtle" Jauron's crash and burn could be perfect.

      Week 12... Dick gets fired after blowing 3 consecutive games with bonehead F-ups.
      Week 13... Bobby April coaches his 1st NFL game as interim coach of the Bills.
      Week 14... The Bills begin preliminary negotiations with Bill Cowher.
      Monday, February 1, 2008... Jim Kelly as the new owner of the Buffalo Bills announces the hiring of Bill Cowher and his dream staff.

      That's a great dream, draz. Tell me what you ate or drank on New Year's Eve, because I need some positive Bills' dreams, too.
      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
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      • Yasgur's Farm
        Moderator
        • Feb 2005
        • 7091
        #4
        Re: Here's the good news

        LOL... Pizza with "shrooms"!

        Did you see my edit above?
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        • The Jokeman
          Registered User
          • Dec 2003
          • 9995
          #5
          Re: Here's the good news

          Originally posted by draz54
          Cowher has stated that he wants to return to coaching in 2010. Assuming no one tempts him back this season, the timing of Dick "The turtle" Jauron's crash and burn could be perfect.

          Week 12... Dick gets fired after blowing 3 consecutive games with bonehead F-ups.
          Week 13... Bobby April coaches his 1st NFL game as interim coach of the Bills.
          Week 14... The Bills begin preliminary negotiations with Bill Cowher.
          Monday, February 1, 2008... Jim Kelly as the new GM of the Buffalo Bills announces the hiring of Bill Cowher and his dream staff.

          PS... Jim Kelly receives 49% of team ownership as his compensation for his new position.
          I would never want Jim Kelly as an owner, the guy couldn't manage a restaurant and his consulting firm that employed Michael Vick didn't do too well either. I liked him as a QB on the field but to ask him to being responsible for business decisions is a whole different matter.
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          • Yasgur's Farm
            Moderator
            • Feb 2005
            • 7091
            #6
            Re: Here's the good news

            Ohh I forgot some other news...

            GM and Chrysler merge and decide to invest $10B in new consolidated plants throughout WNY. Ford, not wanting to be outdone, budgets $5B in upgrades to the plant on route 5... And donates $500M toward the new retractable roof Ford Stadium being built just west of Depew... The future home of Superbowl XLVI (48). Anyone wanna guess who 3peats in Superbowl 48?

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            • Jan Reimers
              Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
              • May 2003
              • 17353
              #7
              Re: Here's the good news

              Originally posted by draz54
              Ohh I forgot some other news...

              GM and Chrysler merge and decide to invest $10B in new consolidated plants throughout WNY. Ford, not wanting to be outdone, budgets $5B in upgrades to the plant on route 5... And donates $500M toward the new retractable roof Ford Stadium being built just west of Depew... The future home of Superbowl XLVI (48). Anyone wanna guess who 3peats in Superbowl 48?
              Must have been those really good 'shrooms.
              Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
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              • Night Train
                Retired - On Several Levels
                • Jul 2005
                • 33117
                #8
                Re: Here's the good news

                Impossible dreams come true, I suppose.

                How sad that we have to hang our hats on 20,000/1 shots, while our owner plays the indifferent pollyanna.
                Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit
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                • Jan Reimers
                  Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                  • May 2003
                  • 17353
                  #9
                  Re: Here's the good news

                  Originally posted by Night Train
                  Impossible dreams come true, I suppose.

                  How sad that we have to hang our hats on 20,000/1 shots, while our owner plays the indifferent pollyanna.
                  Ralph needs some of Draz's 'shrooms.
                  Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                  • Don't Panic
                    All-Pro Zoner
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 4227
                    #10
                    Re: Here's the good news

                    Cowher holding out til 2010 would be a nice blessing... as would Shanny. That should make the coaching candidates almost as attractive as they were this time around.

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