Over the next 2+ months, we're about to get bombarded with the free agency clichés of the message board world. Happens ever year. So I’m wondering which phrase (or derivative of the phrase) we will hear more of:
A. For the right price!
Examples:
“I’d take that guy, for the right price” Or “I’d be willing to take a chance on him, if we could get him for “insert random dollar amount here”.”
What qualifies?:
Basically, anytime a poster tries to tell us that he’ll only be interested in a free agent, if we don’t over pay for them.
Probability of this happening:
For ever thread started that mentions a player rumored to be coming for a visit or that the Bills may be interested, you will hear this at least 3 times.
B. Training Camp Fodder
Examples:
“Ah, this guy’s just training camp fodder” Or “Depth guy, if he even makes the team.”
What qualifies:
Basically anytime a poster indicates that a rumored Bills signing with have little to no impact and it’s hardly worth it.
Probability of this happening:
100% - This will happen every time a player without superstar credentials is mentioned in the same sentence as Buffalo Bills.
BONUS POINTS if you spot the famous Training Camp Fodder/For The Right Price combo. And believe me, you’ll see it.
Get ready…….I bet some of the posters here can’t wait to start using these awesome clichés.
A. For the right price!
Examples:
“I’d take that guy, for the right price” Or “I’d be willing to take a chance on him, if we could get him for “insert random dollar amount here”.”
What qualifies?:
Basically, anytime a poster tries to tell us that he’ll only be interested in a free agent, if we don’t over pay for them.
Probability of this happening:
For ever thread started that mentions a player rumored to be coming for a visit or that the Bills may be interested, you will hear this at least 3 times.
B. Training Camp Fodder
Examples:
“Ah, this guy’s just training camp fodder” Or “Depth guy, if he even makes the team.”
What qualifies:
Basically anytime a poster indicates that a rumored Bills signing with have little to no impact and it’s hardly worth it.
Probability of this happening:
100% - This will happen every time a player without superstar credentials is mentioned in the same sentence as Buffalo Bills.
BONUS POINTS if you spot the famous Training Camp Fodder/For The Right Price combo. And believe me, you’ll see it.
Get ready…….I bet some of the posters here can’t wait to start using these awesome clichés.
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