FA question

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Patrick76777
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 17297

    FA question

    Over the next 2+ months, we're about to get bombarded with the free agency clichés of the message board world. Happens ever year. So I’m wondering which phrase (or derivative of the phrase) we will hear more of:

    A. For the right price!

    Examples:

    “I’d take that guy, for the right price” Or “I’d be willing to take a chance on him, if we could get him for “insert random dollar amount here”.”

    What qualifies?:

    Basically, anytime a poster tries to tell us that he’ll only be interested in a free agent, if we don’t over pay for them.

    Probability of this happening:

    For ever thread started that mentions a player rumored to be coming for a visit or that the Bills may be interested, you will hear this at least 3 times.


    B. Training Camp Fodder

    Examples:

    “Ah, this guy’s just training camp fodder” Or “Depth guy, if he even makes the team.”

    What qualifies:

    Basically anytime a poster indicates that a rumored Bills signing with have little to no impact and it’s hardly worth it.

    Probability of this happening:

    100% - This will happen every time a player without superstar credentials is mentioned in the same sentence as Buffalo Bills.




    BONUS POINTS if you spot the famous Training Camp Fodder/For The Right Price combo. And believe me, you’ll see it.


    Get ready…….I bet some of the posters here can’t wait to start using these awesome clichés.
    Resign our own guys!
  • hydro
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 20160

    #2
    Re: FA question

    So true, so true...
    BERNIAC!

    Comment

    • Mski
      Registered User
      • Mar 2006
      • 6753

      #3
      Re: FA question

      for the right price, i would be willing to bet that we will bring in some training camp fodder


      RIP Tommy D!
      12/25/1978-9/9/2008


      If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

      Comment

      • floridajoe
        Registered User
        • Feb 2009
        • 130

        #4
        Re: FA question

        I like the posts concerning the draft where they look at various mocks and get angry about who the so-called "expert" thinks we're taking - like that means anything at all

        Comment

        • billsfanone
          Majored in Home Economics
          • Sep 2008
          • 4317

          #5
          Re: FA question

          If we bring in training camp fodder, it better be for the right price.

          Comment

          • Mski
            Registered User
            • Mar 2006
            • 6753

            #6
            Re: FA question

            Originally posted by floridajoe
            I like the posts concerning the draft where they look at various mocks and get angry about who the so-called "expert" thinks we're taking - like that means anything at all
            didnt you know thats what the people at OBD use to set up their draft boards!
            RIP Tommy D!
            12/25/1978-9/9/2008


            If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

            Comment

            • billsfanone
              Majored in Home Economics
              • Sep 2008
              • 4317

              #7
              Re: FA question

              Originally posted by floridajoe
              I like the posts concerning the draft where they look at various mocks and get angry about who the so-called "expert" thinks we're taking - like that means anything at all
              On that same note, how about the people who rip Kiper if the draft doesn't go exactly as he predicted. Nothing wrong with ripping the guy, but the team can be making the mistake, not Kiper.

              Comment

              • ddaryl
                Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                • Jan 2005
                • 10714

                #8
                Re: FA question

                Originally posted by oceros
                On that same note, how about the people who rip Kiper if the draft doesn't go exactly as he predicted. Nothing wrong with ripping the guy, but the team can be making the mistake, not Kiper.
                that's blasphemy. kiper is always wrong, and always a blast ot pick on...

                Comment

                • X-Era
                  What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 27670

                  #9
                  Re: FA question

                  the only thing worse than posters who annoy other posters...

                  Is posters who ***** about how other posters annoy them

                  If we find ourselves critiquing cliches that other posters use on a fan board on the internet we are:

                  A) Either taking ourselves too seriously

                  or

                  B) Have way too much time on our hands
                  Last edited by X-Era; 02-24-2009, 03:53 PM.

                  Comment

                  • Mski
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 6753

                    #10
                    Re: FA question

                    Originally posted by EdwardsEra
                    the only thing worse than posters who annoy other posters...

                    Is posters who ***** about how other posters annoy them

                    If we find ourselves critiquing cliches that other posters use on a fan board on the internet we are:

                    A) Either taking ourselves too seriously

                    or

                    B) Have way too much time on our hands

                    today i fall into the (B) category

                    or more like the
                    C) Stuck at work with nothing better to do.
                    RIP Tommy D!
                    12/25/1978-9/9/2008


                    If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

                    Comment

                    • Patrick76777
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 17297

                      #11
                      Re: FA question

                      Originally posted by EdwardsEra
                      the only thing worse than posters who annoy other posters...

                      Is posters who ***** about how other posters annoy them

                      If we find ourselves critiquing cliches that other posters use on a fan board on the internet we are:

                      A) Either taking ourselves too seriously

                      or

                      B) Have way too much time on our hands
                      2 more message board cliches! Good work!
                      Resign our own guys!

                      Comment

                      • jamze132
                        Don’t hate…
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 29312

                        #12
                        Re: FA question

                        Kiper is a tool and ESPN needs to bring in a better draft guru at the right price which would turn Kiper into mock draft fodder that doesn't really provide any "indepth". Get it? in"depth" I kill myself...

                        Comment

                        • mybills
                          81 st zoner
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 61717

                          #13
                          Re: FA question

                          Originally posted by Patrick76777
                          Over the next 2+ months, we're about to get bombarded with the free agency clichés of the message board world. Happens ever year. So I’m wondering which phrase (or derivative of the phrase) we will hear more of:

                          A. For the right price!

                          Examples:

                          “I’d take that guy, for the right price” Or “I’d be willing to take a chance on him, if we could get him for “insert random dollar amount here”.”

                          What qualifies?:

                          Basically, anytime a poster tries to tell us that he’ll only be interested in a free agent, if we don’t over pay for them.

                          Probability of this happening:

                          For ever thread started that mentions a player rumored to be coming for a visit or that the Bills may be interested, you will hear this at least 3 times.


                          B. Training Camp Fodder

                          Examples:

                          “Ah, this guy’s just training camp fodder” Or “Depth guy, if he even makes the team.”

                          What qualifies:

                          Basically anytime a poster indicates that a rumored Bills signing with have little to no impact and it’s hardly worth it.

                          Probability of this happening:

                          100% - This will happen every time a player without superstar credentials is mentioned in the same sentence as Buffalo Bills.




                          BONUS POINTS if you spot the famous Training Camp Fodder/For The Right Price combo. And believe me, you’ll see it.


                          Get ready…….I bet some of the posters here can’t wait to start using these awesome clichés.
                          Spot on!
                          I didn't come here to fight, I hate fighting. Life is way too short to spend it on fighting! Go fight with yourself, one of you will eventually win!

                          Comment

                          • casdhf
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 17542

                            #14
                            Re: FA question

                            Pat, what are your thoughts on "If we sign _____, we can trade ____!"
                            Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
                            cas,

                            I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

                            BillsZone Mod

                            Comment

                            • Patrick76777
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 17297

                              #15
                              Re: FA question

                              Originally posted by casdhf
                              Pat, what are your thoughts on "If we sign _____, we can trade ____!"

                              Oh god yeah.....How did I miss that one? We've seen it on here already. Fans love cutting players. Epscially to save Cap money. Which makes no sense seeing as how the Bills were something like $20 UNDER the cap last year. If you're not going to spend the money, why create the cap space? I'd rather have a guy make $2 mil and only make one or two plays then cut the guy and have $2 mil worth of unused cap space.

                              But that's just me.
                              Resign our own guys!

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X