Insult Tournament Peanut Gallery Thread

[Fat Tony]

Post comments about the poor bastards here.




I like Mr Reality's chances myself- better check his gloves for a concealed horseshoe

[Fat Tony]

BillsOwnAll is over his head. I give a kitten sharing a burlap bag with a brick in it tossed from a bridge a better chance at survival....:D

[BillsMan80]

BillsOwnAll needs to understand how to type in English before he has a smidgeon of a chance against Patrick.

[lordofgun]

I can't wait to see mybills' response. :snicker:

[SoCalBillsFan]

I think Big Doug has a good shot.

BillsOwnAll is dead meat. And now that I have publically said that, I have to vote for patrick "irregardless" (:snicker:) of what happens just to make myself look better. Sorry BOA.

[SoCalBillsFan]

I also don't want LoG to win. I don't think the person running the game should win, too much opportunity for bias. I'm gonna vote against him every time, probably before even reading the thread :snicker:

[THATHURMANATOR]

I think bm80 is in for a a$$ kickin myself. Who is he going against???

[shelby]

mybills will rip Bill C's head off and :angry: down his neck.:evil:

[TypicalBill]

:cp: theres gonna be some serious a$$ whipping today :hump:



:snicker2:

[mybills]

lol, LOG & :evil:, I'm already annoyed that I have to wait....can I just post my other 5 insults now, and call it a KO? :snicker:

[BillC]

Your turn, loser

[BillC]

Jesus Christmas EE! That had to be the weakest smack in the history of the planet! Field Hockey jokes? Just post a picture of kittens and puppys for crying out loud.

BillsOwnAll can do better than that!

[lordofgun]

:rofl:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'm starting to wish that I had entered. So far from what I've seen the material is weak and lame. But if I had participated I might win the contest but lose my real job. :)

[clumping platelets]

Very weak opening by EE

[BillsMan80]

Especially, I am starting not to like EE's chances. Bill, I gotta ask you if you liked my first pic.

[BillC]

To be honest, I hate people who lack the imagination and rely on pics. Uglypeople.com. Very original. :rolleyes: You are just one Field Hockey joke away from EE territory.

However, Gunz's was pretty funny. That showed imagination.

[BillsMan80]

Not that one...I meant the 1st pic, the GWB pic.

[Earthquake Enyart]

My heart's not in it. I like Miss B.

[Valerie]

Suck it up you fat pansy!:bigmike: Patrick liked me too yet that didn't stop him from destroying me. Maybe the yellow sponge can give you some pointers. He's good at putting personal feelings aside and making people cry.

[BillC]

Originally posted by BillsMan80
Not that one...I meant the 1st pic, the GWB pic.

What part of "I don't like people who post pics" did you not understand?

Dumbass

[TypicalBill]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I'm starting to wish that I had entered. So far from what I've seen the material is weak and lame



Giv'em time, they're just starting to get a feel of their dark side :goodbad: ... wait till the next rounds



:snicker2:

[BillC]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My heart's not in it. I like Miss B.


Then you better pull a Shiva and quit right now, you big baby!

[Patrick76777]

Bill C is all over mybills. IT'S A ROUT!

[Patrick76777]

I'm dying to get started.

[lordofgun]

Screw it Patrick, I "reflipped" and you can go first. He won't be around til the afternoon.

[Valerie]

I think BillsOwnAll is in high school, so you probaby have to wait until late in the afternoon before he logs on, Patrick.

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My heart's not in it. I like Miss B.

Translation = I can't believe it, I 'm getting my ass handed to me by a woman:snicker::biggrin::church:

[mybills]

What the hell is a ROUT? :scratch:

[BillC]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
Bill C is all over mybills.

Thanks for the mental image. That's gross even by my standards

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by mybills
What the hell is a ROUT? :scratch:

:lol:It is the slang word for "nuff said" mybills:D:church:

[BillsMan80]

Typ0 is in a hole though...gunz with a solid start.

[Shiny Chicken]

Originally posted by mybills
What the hell is a ROUT? :scratch:
rout = getting your ass kicked

Sorry mybills :(

I think you can do better than this... I have faith in you.

And BM80... come on... more originality. Thurm is wipin' his dirty behind with you.

[Shiny Chicken]

I shoulda joined up.... I'm not very good at insulting people though.

[TypicalBill]

:yikes:

[BillsMan80]

Originally posted by Shiny Chicken

rout = getting your ass kicked

Sorry mybills :(

I think you can do better than this... I have faith in you.

And BM80... come on... more originality. Thurm is wipin' his dirty behind with you.

jeez, just cause I post a few pics I am getting killed? He's posted one insult, and it wasn't even that impressive IMO yet.

[BillsMan80]

The 2nd pic, ok, but the 1st one i liked.

[Shiny Chicken]

Originally posted by BillsMan80


jeez, just cause I post a few pics I am getting killed? He's posted one insult, and it wasn't even that impressive IMO yet.

His one as better than both yours combined. Again, just as with mybills, Ihave more faith in you. Then again, you're up against thurm...

[BillsMan80]

Well, I think I am fighting a war against nothing, because frankly, Thurm has the popularity, etc...I feel like Iraq right now to be honest.

[BillC]

Originally posted by Shiny Chicken


His one as better than both yours combined.

BillsOwnAll? Shouldn't you be back in school wasting taxpayer's money pretending to get an edumbification?

[Shiny Chicken]

Shush... am I not allowed a typo every once in awhile?

[Shiny Chicken]

I go and compliment the guy... and he contiues to compare me to annoying, immature children.

[BillC]

Lighten up, eggie!:D


I gotta stay sharp........:ko:

[Shiny Chicken]

:p:

[BillsMan80]

Bill, your up in a fricken landslide...you could cruise home, I on the other hand have some work to do hell. Hell, I haven't even warmed up.

[ArcticWildMan]

Unless MyBills comes up with a whopper of an insult, that contest is history!

[lordofgun]

:rofl: Patrick's out in full force! good stuff. :D

[Patrick76777]

I just fired the first shot.

[Shiny Chicken]

Poor BOA

[Valerie]

:lmao: That was pretty funny, Patrick. I see you still have to get a few jabs in on me even though I'm not playing! You dink!
Jaded:stick:Patrick

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by Shiny Chicken
Poor BOA

LOL...Patrick is just giving him a little "hard love" is all...he'll be alright, nothing that a few decades of Dr Phil won't cure:D:church:

[Patrick76777]

As a tribute to last year, I'm going get a shot in at least once a round.

[Patrick76777]

You'll be able to handle it Hun.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Nice shot Pat!

[BTP]

sorry Patrick spelling smack is boring and very unoriginal :boring:

[BillsMan80]

Jeez, Patrick won already...BOA is done.

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by BTP
sorry Patrick spelling smack is boring and very unoriginal :boring:

Normally I would agree, but we’re not talking about the occasional typo here. Go back and look thru his posts.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Patrick76777 As a tribute to last year, I'm going get a shot in at least once a round.
I guess I should feel honored. It's obvious I'm yuour favorite. lol


Originally posted by Patrick76777 You'll be able to handle it Hun.
Oh, don't worry about me, my dear. I'm fine. And I still love you! :peck:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by BTP sorry Patrick spelling smack is boring and very unoriginal :boring:
I disagree, BTP. BillsOwnall's problems are a lot more than an ocassional typo, as Patrick stated. I can't even understand half the stuff he posts.:dizzy: I think Patrick's first insult was hysterical!:chuckle: :10: And so did one of the girls who helped me in last year's insult contest against him. She was dying when I read it to her too. lol

[Shiny Chicken]

Yeah, just look at BOA's posts...

[Mr. Miyagi]

Here we go, Eb just launched the first shot at LOG. And it's a good one. :)

[Earthquake Enyart]

Originally posted by mchurchfie


Translation = I can't believe it, I 'm getting my ass handed to me by a woman:snicker::biggrin::church:

For a guy who doesn't have the stones to get in, you sure have a lot to say.

You obviously have the time. :chat:

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by shelby
mybills will rip Bill C's head off and :angry: down his neck.:evil:


mybills better hurry and pull out her good stuff...BillC is making more of a mess of her than he did of Monica.

[Ebenezer]

man, insulting with pix is just lame...except the one of Typ0 as a ballarina...

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Ebenezer mybills better hurry and pull out her good stuff...BillC is making more of a mess of her than he did of Monica.
:chuckle: :yikes: :gag:

[mybills]

Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
Unless MyBills comes up with a whopper of an insult, that contest is history!

Don't forget, I have the last say. ;)

[Earthquake Enyart]

Originally posted by mybills


Botox isn't for dicks.



This is the funniest one liner I've read so far. :rofl:

I'm with Eb.... pictures are stupid.

[Ebenezer]

Botox was good...

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart


For a guy who doesn't have the stones to get in, you sure have a lot to say.

You obviously have the time. :chat:

:lol: :biggrin: :idunno: :church:

[justasportsfan]

Your botox post was the meanest one yet mybills. Seems like you have it in you. Don't hold back.

[Ebenezer]

BillC rips another one! He's going to lap her!

[BillC]

Botox? Arent they 3 games behind the Yankees?

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by mybills


Don't forget, I have the last say. ;)

Thats just a false notion that us guys plant in all of you women's heads and then we do what we want anyways :D :church:

[BillC]

Originally posted by mchurchfie


Thats just a false notion that us guys plant in all of you women's heads and then we do what we want anyways :D :church:

:mods:

[Valerie]

That was funny, MyBills!:up: I especially liked the part about getting a woman wet. :lmao:

[BillsMan80]

It was decent mybills, but there's such a thing as too little, too late unfortunately.

[justasportsfan]

Originally posted by mchurchfie


Thats just a false notion that us guys plant in all of you women's heads and then we do what we want anyways :D :church:

It this true Shelby?

[mchurchfie]

Originally posted by justasportsfan


It this true Shelby?

:lol:She's and exception to the rule:D:church:

[justasportsfan]

Originally posted by mchurchfie


:lol:She's and exception to the rule:D:church:


Churchie :hail: :whip: Shelby


:snicker:

[The Spaz]

My Bills is toast!

[honey]

:eek: Log just replied to Eb. WHOA.....:D

[Mr. Miyagi]

LOG's comebacks are a little weak. Eb's got a leg up right now, I think.

[Mr. Miyagi]

And why is it taking so long for these contestants to give a comeback? I hope they aren't spending all that time coming up with the comebacks they displayed here.

[BillC]

Bravo log!

[honey]

:lol: MM! Cobwebs in the brain, maybe? :D

[BillsMan80]

LOG, the brain not functioning correctly just yet? Need to get warmed up? Nice cup of tea might do the trick?

[Patrick76777]

I thought he started slow, but finished VERY strong.

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by BillsMan80
LOG, the brain not functioning correctly just yet? Need to get warmed up? Nice cup of tea might do the trick?

I wouldn't expect you to understand my humor. I've never laughed at anything you've posted. Last year, this year, ever.

[honey]

Who's log talking to? I thought this was the "Peanut Gallery"? :D

[Mr. Miyagi]

LOG is posting just because the thread has his name written all over it - "Peanut" Gallery. :laughter:

[4thAndLong]

Where's Mr. Reality? :shakeno:

[BillC]

He's an evening poster- won't get on until after 5 at the earliest.

[BillC]

Maybe log can let you go first?

[lordofgun]

Sure, want to go first, PM me and let me know, 4th. It's up to you.

[lordofgun]

Miyagi, all Natrix has to do is click "post reply", and he has you beat.

Stupid spanish guy.

[4thAndLong]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Miyagi, all Natrix has to do is click "post reply", and he has you beat.



:lol:

[Earthquake Enyart]

Originally posted by lordofgun


I wouldn't expect you to understand my humor. I've never laughed at anything you've posted. Last year, this year, ever.

I thought you were talking to Pat.

[ArcticWildMan]

That's the best BOA can do? Oh man, talk about one sided contests!! RIP, BOA :father:

[Earthquake Enyart]

Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
That's the best BOA can do? Oh man, talk about one sided contests!! RIP, BOA

Geez Pat, talk about shooting fish in a barrel. :eek:

[Valerie]

You actually understood what BOA said, AWM? You did much better than I did. My eyes still hurt after trying to read that drivel!:dizzy:

[Dozerdog]

Well, I promised to vote for BOA if he remained incoherent, and he's certainly doing that!


The most hysterical thing about his opening statement is, I'm a product of Patrick's school system, albeit I went to the High School in West Seneca that was actually funded...:D

BOA lives 2 towns over from me now.

[Gunzlingr]

BOA's post= WORST....POST....EVER!

He didn't even attack.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Miyagi, all Natrix has to do is click "post reply", and he has you beat.

Stupid spanish guy.
LOL that sure makes a lot of sense. If I were you I'd concentrate all my energy on the real battle with Eb, because your lack of effort is showing through like Dolly Parton's nipples in a wet T-shirt contest.

[BillsOwnAll]

arghhh if i sit there and fix all my typos it will take me like 10 minutes to write what i wrote are you tell me you dont get thos

" i told himm to goto the sotre."

[BillsOwnAll]

and i just got home im digging up some of his posts now. so dont count me out yet. IMO all of patricks insults i have heard a million times by all of you. i mean makeing fun of my typeing isnt even funny anymore EVEN 4TH STOPPED i mean comeon ive been here 200 days now and ive been getting mad fun of that all 200 i thinks its kinda old and not even funny anymore.

[BillC]

Originally posted by gunzlingr
BOA's post= WORST....POST....EVER!

He didn't even attack.

Worse than Field Hockey guy?

[Valerie]

Here's a piece of advice, BOA. Why don't you type what you plan on saying in Word/WordPerfect or even AOL email. Then, run it through grammar and spell check before you post it. :) At least you'll get all your typos and maybe it will be a little more coherent. :)

[Dozerdog]

You want to blow your only vote? Don't listen to her!

[BillC]

Sounds like you are recruiting the minions even younger now, J!

[Mr. Miyagi]

No coaching Jaded!

[SoCalBillsFan]

BOA makes Brian H look like a published author.

[TypicalBill]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
i thinks its kinda old and not even funny anymore.


:gag:

[BillsOwnAll]

if you guys still thinks its funny its really not. if you stopped makeing fun of me cuz i make typos then i would fix em but i like to get ppl mad and make them not knowing what i write so i do it on purpose now just to get U mad.so in this insult tourny i dont even take it as an insult.

[Valerie]

I was just trying to give the poor kid a little help. Do you really think that correcting his typos and making his sentences grammatically correct is going to win him the competition? He's up against Patrick for pete’s sake. He's a goner. I was just trying to help him so he's not completely slaughtered.

[ArcticWildMan]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
i mean makeing fun of my typeing isnt even funny anymore EVEN 4TH STOPPED i mean comeon ive been here 200 days now and ive been getting mad fun of that all 200 i thinks its kinda old and not even funny anymore.


:baby:

[BillsOwnAll]

AWM at least i have the balls to join the damn tourny i dont see your name on the bracket do i? go huddle back in your little igloo please.

[4thAndLong]

I didn't even realize that was me when you said 4th. I thought it was a typo or something. :gag:

[ArcticWildMan]

Ohh. That was so mean. I'm gonna cry!! :lol:

[BillC]

Good one, BOA! That's what you need in your thread!

[SoCalBillsFan]

best insult yet BOA!

but wow, patrick is ruthless! MIght want to get workin on your response...

[BillsMan80]

LOG, I gotta admit, good strong bounce back...extra points for the comeback. Kinda like getting a triple bogey and then getting a birdie.

Has anyone ever seen more drivel in one place at once? It's gotta be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Patrick, you are one lucky SOB, drawing the drivelmeister.

[ArcticWildMan]

LMAO!!! BOA wastes his best stuff (and that isn't saying much) on a non-participant!!

Atta boy, killer!!! :D

[Gunzlingr]

Pat is killing him! His latest post should be nominated for the *zing* of the day!

[4thAndLong]

Stop picking on the baby AWM. :maggie: :shakeno:

[ArcticWildMan]

Oh man!!! Pat :10:

[Romes]

If we were voting based on the funniest posts. I'm might consider a vote for BOA. I'm still laughing. :rofl:

Although, if i were Patrick I'd play my 3rd/4th string material. I think that is what he is doing. No use wasting perfectly good insults on BOA.

[honey]

I kin uv fel sorey fer BOA. ;)

[Valerie]

OMG! I'm peeing in my pants! I'm sooooo glad I'm not up against Patrick this year.:phew: He's even better this time around then he was last year! :lol:

[4thAndLong]

me i dont spend my money on 7 digits from a damn lottery ticket i just give your mom the doller for her 7 digits.

Isnt that from 8 Mile? Well, there IS a reason I saw that garbage movie. :shakeno:

[BillsOwnAll]

his stuff isnt even funny to me i mean its sooooo old school jokes but your all old so you think itsf unny if there was a bunch of kids on the board i would be demolishing patrick but you guys just dont get half my jokes,....

[ArcticWildMan]

LMFAO!!!! We need to have a mercy ruling to end it before it gets any worse!!! :rofl:

[BillsOwnAll]

wow i was seeing if anyone was gonna catch that 4th i wanted to see how old school you people really were.

[honey]

Hey, BOA - don't get too bent out of shape, ok? It's all in fun. ;) He doesn't really mean it.

[BillsOwnAll]

AWM you talk so much crap i mean anyone can talk but i want you to face patrick after the tournys done just for fun and see how you do.any

[Valerie]

Log's comeback was great! :chuckle: I didn't think he had it in him. Nice job, Log! :)

[honey]

Hey, BOA - how 'bout you and my 15 year old go at it? :D Even he doesn't type like you do on the computer. :lol:


:jk: guy! ;)

[TypicalBill]

yeah BOA, its all in fun :hi5:


im sure you would've been in a much better position if you were up against someone else ;)... you'd be kickin' your opponents @$$. :up:

[4thAndLong]

Originally posted by TypicalBill

im sure you would've been in a much better position if you were up against someone else ;)... you'd be kickin' your opponents @$$. :up:

:ontome:

[ArcticWildMan]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
AWM you talk so much crap i mean anyone can talk but i want you to face patrick after the tournys done just for fun and see how you do.any


Awwww...did I hurt your feelings? :pet:



:biggrin:

[Valerie]

I didn't think BOA's second insult was too bad. It was kinda funny. But, I still think he should try typing his replies in Word so he can run them through spell/grammar check first.

[4thAndLong]

2003 Sympathy champion goes to...

:ontome:

[BillsOwnAll]

?!?!?!?!!??! there are noooooo typos.

[TypicalBill]

Originally posted by 4thAndLong


:ontome:


:laughter:

[lordofgun]

BOA's second post was hilarious.

[BillsOwnAll]

hey i had a bad start i just got home from school so i rushed the first one you know but mine was better than BillC's .......i mean he has mybills as an opponent how easy is she. lol that sounds wrong but mybills i mean how easy are you to beat .

[SoCalBillsFan]

actually, his first post was more funny IMO. Maybe not because of the insults though.

Is BOA challenging mybills? Mybills is gonna lose (no offense), but she was fired up for this contest and i'm sure she'd be willing to go another round. Plus, I like reading BOA's posts. BOA vs Mybills next round if they both lose?!?

[Mr. Miyagi]

It's interesting how BOA is talking his "sex life". He's 14 years old.

I won't go on to insult him and help out old Patrick there, but as I think about it, it's funny how a person doesn't really have much of a sex life before adolescent years, say 14 or so, and then you don't have one again after you're married, say 25-30. So a normal person's sex life span is only abut 10-15 years long.

Sigh.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Where the hell is The Natrix?

[Romes]

and i dont live in your century we dont name kids suzy anymore...

I found this really funny. BOA, is a little out of his league but just wait until he learns about run-on sentences and commas. He could have the makings of something special. ;)

[BillsOwnAll]

MM all i have to say is times changed.... but IMO i dont think im doing that bad pats doing alright IMO but the way you people are talking you sound like hes killing me i dont think he is really. and im up to face mybills for fun after the toruny.

[SoCalBillsFan]

WOW did Pat respond to that...I can't wait till he busts his A game out because he is lighting it up right now!

[Dozerdog]

BOA- I'm pissing my pants here...funny stuff!


I think it's Father Feelies turn! LOL

(I wonder if it is legal to talk sex with a 14 year old boy on line- Pat? You ever get busted for that before?)

[BillsOwnAll]

romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?

[BillsOwnAll]

yah dozer i wasnt sure if people would get that joke im glad you did.

[honey]

What about the ub/bd thread? What's going on with that one? :huh: :D

[TypicalBill]

yeah, im waiting for that one too honey

[Valerie]

I got it too, BOA. :)

[lordofgun]

waiting on UB.

[SoCalBillsFan]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?

ironically, here he used 3.

[honey]

:rofl: Socal!

[Valerie]

Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan ironically, here he used 3.
:chuckle: I guess he just forgot to put them where they belonged in the sentence. lol At least he included them.

[Romes]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?

hey man, i was trying to compliment you no need to get so defensive.

Here is a tip, use periods, commas, paragraphs and other punctuations. It will allow people to read your posts better. Then again if you don't care about people understanding what you type continue as you are.

[BillsOwnAll]

pats response was kinda off weak.... wasnt it?

[Valerie]

I didn't think it was as good as his first two insults, BOA. We'll have to see what he comes back with.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?
The period is the key right next to the comma.

Oh wait, you don't know where that is either do you?

[BillsOwnAll]

.,.,.,.,.,.,. these is that what you call these? i think i learned about them before. yah i know where there are in the TOS i dont see no must write formal now do i?

[SoCalBillsFan]

True, but I'm starting to think maybe it should be in the TOS...

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I didn't think it was as good as his first two insults, BOA. We'll have to see what he comes back with.


Come on, Daddys hands! That’s funny.

[Gunzlingr]

P.S ask your mom if its still on for tonight. oh and you left her out of my so called "sex life book" add here to chapter 4 please.


tHAT WAS PRETTY GOOD!

[BillsOwnAll]

pat your 3rd one was weak you gotta admit and im starting to get good so bring it on. or did you use all your stuff up?

[BillsOwnAll]

we both got 3 insults well pat only got 2 the 3rd on was weak and im not sure if its an insult so well say we both got 3 turns who do you think is winning? be honest....

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
.,.,.,.,.,.,. these is that what you call these? i think i learned about them before. yah i know where there are in the TOS i dont see no must write formal now do i?
I think before the TOS, the rules of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE should be first applied, you know, to construct coherent sentences. :D

Alright that's enough picking on the kid's writing skills. Just messing with you BOA. ;)

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Patrick76777 Come on, Daddys hands! That’s funny.
That was okay, but Father Feelie was pretty funny too. lol

[Valerie]

Honestly, BOA, I still think Patrick is winning. His first two insults were hysterical. You've improved, but I still think you've got your work cut out for you.

[BillsOwnAll]

i dont know i didnt think some of his first stuff was that funny its nothing i havent heard before....my typeing a 14 year old kid jacking off that stuff isnt anything new.

[BillsMan80]

BOA, Patrick is on another planet right now. Patrick is the Barry Bonds of the Insult Tourney right now.

[ArcticWildMan]

I'll give credit where it's due.....BOA is doing much better.

[BillsOwnAll]

did you read his 3rd one?... HORRIBLE my 2nd and 3rd were hilarious come on. i know my first one sucked. but im a rookie to this i wasnt sure how much to do.

[BillsOwnAll]

oh damn it got late fast i got to eat now then im do some stupied home work actully its english homework lol. ill be back in an hour or so.

[ArcticWildMan]

LOG is getting his ass kicked :snicker:

[Valerie]

I thought Log's second insult was funny.

[BillsMan80]

So how bad am I doing lol? I know my second pic was bad, but I thought my first one was pretty good, and I wasn't trying to knock President Bush either. I have a dandy comin up though.

[BillC]

Are you still on that pic? Geesh... we told you 13 pages ago it sucked.

[BillC]

Log's doing great!


Eb's trying to draw in his wife, his kid..... crass only works if that's your game......Eb looks out of place trying to be a Patrick.


LoG is direct, to the point.


You suck


Remind me to kill myself


Great stuff!

[Gunzlingr]

Where the hell is Typ0? Cowering in a corner somewhere?

[BillsMan80]

Thurm has been MIA since this morning too.

[ArcticWildMan]

All right!! Miss B enters the fray!!

That first attempt is kind of weak...not worth much higher than a 3, but considering it's her first attempt, I'll cut her some slack and bump it to a 4. ;)

[BillC]

It's a pillow fight between a chick and an old man.


It's more of a tickling contest.

[Gunzlingr]

EE and Miss B's bout is about a exciting as watching a wild game of Bingo. :down:

[honey]

:rofl:

[BillsMan80]

Well, EE had a very very questionable start. I mean, Field Hockey? Come on now.

[BillC]

I'd have to rank BOA ahead of these two right now

[ArcticWildMan]

And Mr. Miyagi enters the contest with a flourish!! Not bad for an opening shot across the bow!! Hopefully Big D is up to the challenge.

[Patrick76777]

This place really dies out at 5:00.

[Valerie]

What are you still doing here, Patrick? You're usually gone by 4:55. lol

[Shiny Chicken]

Just got done reading the Patrick v. BOA thread.....

Dear God, Patrick, you're a mean little :angry:er. My advice to BOA would be to forfeit now.

[Patrick76777]

I kinda let up a little bit by my third post. Thought I had this thing in the bag. He’s come back a little so I’ll have to give it a little more. I’d hate to let up too much and have him catch up. I actually thought it would be funny to just write You Suck for my last two posts, but I’d lose too many votes.

I’d like to get a shutout.

[Gunzlingr]

What happened to Ublink? I see Miyagi is going into battle in his stead.

[ArcticWildMan]

Ublink was replaced by MM since he is taking a "break" from the Twilight Zone for a while.

[Gunzlingr]

:lol:

[shelby]

:doh:

:spit:

[mybills]

Is everybody ready to vote on BillC v mybills? hhhmmmm, maybe I'll keep you all in suspense a little longer. :evil: Oh ye of little faith, those who think I'm a goner. :rolleyes:
What's up with this BOA v mybills? He's gonna have to wait...Billy boy is leaving first.

THANK GOD UB HAS A YELLOW CARD for that remark about honey....I'd like to kiss the hand who gave it to him!

Just switch these two in your mind -> :handkiss:

[Dozerdog]

Pucker up

[BillC]

If EE and MB don't get it going soon they will be picking out furniture together by the end of the week...This is an INSULT CONTEST people!

[ArcticWildMan]

Can we vote for both of them to be declared losers? :snicker:

[BillsMan80]

Can we put a consolation pick into that 2nd round, or a deserving loser? That is just like a standoff...afraid to get anything going.

[shelby]

log has me :rofl:...no offense Eb!

[BillsOwnAll]

patrick why do you think you have this in the bag you have no "spectacualr" insults in my mind...

[BillsOwnAll]

i think the 4th and MR r thread is going good. though on MR r's last post i think i smell some plagerizism there i dont think he could come up with all those jokes himself.

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
though on MR r's last post i think i smell some plagerizism there i dont think he could come up with all those jokes himself.
That's nothin'. I'll think of 10 just as good in the next 20 minutes.

[BillsOwnAll]

yah its probbly not plagerizism i thhought i just missed something so if you said no crap it was part of the joke..you know lol.

[Mr.Reality]

One thing I can pretty much guarantee. You haven't heard them until now. That's because I'm going on the fly, son.

You wanna see where they come from? Read my book. Someday I may decide to make you famous.

[honey]

Originally posted by mybills
THANK GOD UB HAS A YELLOW CARD for that remark about honey....I'd like to kiss the hand who gave it to him!

I love ya, girl! :up: And you, too, Dozer! ;)

[BillsOwnAll]

nice on EB

[Mr. Miyagi]

Where's Doug?

[SoCalBillsFan]

Eb and Log are thoroughly entertaining

[lordofgun]

Yeah, except for the Eb part. :snicker:

[BTP]

Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
yah its probbly not plagerizism i thhought i just missed something so if you said no crap it was part of the joke..you know lol.

I stand corrected Patrick...:hitself:


BOA you would a perfect poster child for condoms.

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Yeah, except for the Eb part. :snicker:


I just hope we're not using up our best stuff in the first round.

[Mr.Reality]

Damn! I can't vote! Blasted all! My campain is going right down the gutter!

[Dozerdog]

Eb's poo is only $2.99? Does that include deposit on the bottle?

[Dazydog]

Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

:mex:

[Dazydog]

Originally posted by lordofgun

So I drink your poo? Hilarious. You've got this one in the bag.

I could just see you out in front of your "new house" sitting by the road with the sign <i>Eb's poo! Only $2.99!</i> Good luck with that.



Log this is all you needed - the rest was crap.

:up:

[Mr. Miyagi]

What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?

[Mr. Miyagi]

And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.

[Gunzlingr]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?

The gunz-typo affair was garnered a 5 star government rating!

[BTP]

Originally posted by Dazydog
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

:mex:

you have to be kidding me. It's hard enough to even read that guys post's let along think there funny or are smack..

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by Dazydog
The rest was crap.

Nice play on words. :snicker:

[Dozerdog]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.


Very good Miyagi!

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by lordofgun


Nice play on words. :snicker:
:banme:

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by Dazydog
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

:mex:


I hope you're not serious!

[SoCalBillsFan]

Sorry it took me so long to reply, QT. I was busy grading your song lyrics. Remind me to kill myself.



May 11, 2003 - Eb decides he loves to drink Dr. Pepper.
May 12, 2003 - lordofgun reminds Eb that no one cares.


:lol:

Log does a great job at pulling in things about the poster that people know about. He is witty and has some great one liners! Eb is sticking with the usual "your wife, your mom, I thought you had a brain" stuff. I like Log's originality, and his ability to play off the poster's personality on the boards. keep it up!

[mybills]

<b>"SHUT UP AND PURR, QT!"</b>

:rofl:

[mybills]

I don't know what's more pathetic, voting for myself, or voting for myself so I don't look so pathetic! ;) I'm leaving for the day now,
bye!
:bigwave:

[Earthquake Enyart]

My new favorite one liner:

October 17, 1980 – Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.

:lol:

[Patrick76777]

I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty

[Ebenezer]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My new favorite one liner:

October 17, 1980 – Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.

:lol:


hey you'd be horrified too if you were bigger than John Holmes and were going to scare all the women away.

[Valerie]

:lmao: Yeah, I heard about John "The Wad" Holmes! Apparently he's well known. Thankfully, I can honestly say I've never seen him or heard of him. :phew:

[lordofgun]

Except it took you 15 years to find it. Stupid nearsightedness! :D

[Dozerdog]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty

Pandering for votes already? Just let your body of work stand up.

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by Dozerdog


Pandering for votes already? Just let your body of work stand up.


No pandering! I don’t think that’s necessary. I’m just anxious to finish this up.

[Valerie]

You've got a long time to wait, little Sponge.:pet: BOA won't be on for a few hours. You should spend this time constructively and work a little more on some of your material.:boring: You were hysterical in the beginning, but you're starting to fade. Make me laugh, dammit!

[Dozerdog]

Classic thurm......... go baby!:D

[ArcticWildMan]

Mr. Miyagi is destroying Big D!!

[Ebenezer]

I told you MM would be funny.

[ArcticWildMan]

We need to motivate Miss B and EE, or something. At the rate they are going, we may finish next week!!

[Mr. Miyagi]

Thanks for your encouragement guys. I'm having tons of fun with Biggie here. My style is to keep it funny but non-hostile, and I think Biggie D is the same way. That's why it's enjoyable. :D

[Mr. Miyagi]

Thurm and BM80 going neck to neck!

[SoCalBillsFan]

not only can Log run a site....he's funny too! :hail: Log

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan
not only can Log run a site....he's funny too! :hail: Log


Funny looking