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Fat Tony
05-11-2003, 10:49 PM
Post comments about the poor bastards here.




I like Mr Reality's chances myself- better check his gloves for a concealed horseshoe

Fat Tony
05-11-2003, 10:50 PM
BillsOwnAll is over his head. I give a kitten sharing a burlap bag with a brick in it tossed from a bridge a better chance at survival....:D

BillsMan80
05-11-2003, 11:32 PM
BillsOwnAll needs to understand how to type in English before he has a smidgeon of a chance against Patrick.

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 12:26 AM
I can't wait to see mybills' response. :snicker:

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 01:59 AM
I think Big Doug has a good shot.

BillsOwnAll is dead meat. And now that I have publically said that, I have to vote for patrick "irregardless" (:snicker:) of what happens just to make myself look better. Sorry BOA.

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 02:01 AM
I also don't want LoG to win. I don't think the person running the game should win, too much opportunity for bias. I'm gonna vote against him every time, probably before even reading the thread :snicker:

THATHURMANATOR
05-12-2003, 02:54 AM
I think bm80 is in for a a$$ kickin myself. Who is he going against???

shelby
05-12-2003, 04:33 AM
mybills will rip Bill C's head off and :angry: down his neck.:evil:

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 06:08 AM
:cp: theres gonna be some serious a$$ whipping today :hump:



:snicker2:

mybills
05-12-2003, 07:39 AM
lol, LOG & :evil:, I'm already annoyed that I have to wait....can I just post my other 5 insults now, and call it a KO? :snicker:

BillC
05-12-2003, 07:43 AM
Your turn, loser

BillC
05-12-2003, 08:21 AM
Jesus Christmas EE! That had to be the weakest smack in the history of the planet! Field Hockey jokes? Just post a picture of kittens and puppys for crying out loud.

BillsOwnAll can do better than that!

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 08:25 AM
:rofl:

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 08:25 AM
I'm starting to wish that I had entered. So far from what I've seen the material is weak and lame. But if I had participated I might win the contest but lose my real job. :)

clumping platelets
05-12-2003, 08:32 AM
Very weak opening by EE

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 08:52 AM
Especially, I am starting not to like EE's chances. Bill, I gotta ask you if you liked my first pic.

BillC
05-12-2003, 09:10 AM
To be honest, I hate people who lack the imagination and rely on pics. Uglypeople.com. Very original. :rolleyes: You are just one Field Hockey joke away from EE territory.

However, Gunz's was pretty funny. That showed imagination.

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 09:12 AM
Not that one...I meant the 1st pic, the GWB pic.

Earthquake Enyart
05-12-2003, 09:19 AM
My heart's not in it. I like Miss B.

Valerie
05-12-2003, 09:24 AM
Suck it up you fat pansy!:bigmike: Patrick liked me too yet that didn't stop him from destroying me. Maybe the yellow sponge can give you some pointers. He's good at putting personal feelings aside and making people cry.

BillC
05-12-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by BillsMan80
Not that one...I meant the 1st pic, the GWB pic.

What part of "I don't like people who post pics" did you not understand?

Dumbass

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I'm starting to wish that I had entered. So far from what I've seen the material is weak and lame



Giv'em time, they're just starting to get a feel of their dark side :goodbad: ... wait till the next rounds



:snicker2:

BillC
05-12-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My heart's not in it. I like Miss B.


Then you better pull a Shiva and quit right now, you big baby!

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 09:27 AM
Bill C is all over mybills. IT'S A ROUT!

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 09:28 AM
I'm dying to get started.

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 09:30 AM
Screw it Patrick, I "reflipped" and you can go first. He won't be around til the afternoon.

Valerie
05-12-2003, 09:30 AM
I think BillsOwnAll is in high school, so you probaby have to wait until late in the afternoon before he logs on, Patrick.

mchurchfie
05-12-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My heart's not in it. I like Miss B.

Translation = I can't believe it, I 'm getting my ass handed to me by a woman:snicker::biggrin::church:

mybills
05-12-2003, 09:36 AM
What the hell is a ROUT? :scratch:

BillC
05-12-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Bill C is all over mybills.

Thanks for the mental image. That's gross even by my standards

mchurchfie
05-12-2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by mybills
What the hell is a ROUT? :scratch:

:lol:It is the slang word for "nuff said" mybills:D:church:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 09:39 AM
Typ0 is in a hole though...gunz with a solid start.

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by mybills
What the hell is a ROUT? :scratch:
rout = getting your ass kicked

Sorry mybills :(

I think you can do better than this... I have faith in you.

And BM80... come on... more originality. Thurm is wipin' his dirty behind with you.

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 09:41 AM
I shoulda joined up.... I'm not very good at insulting people though.

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 09:42 AM
:yikes:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Shiny Chicken

rout = getting your ass kicked

Sorry mybills :(

I think you can do better than this... I have faith in you.

And BM80... come on... more originality. Thurm is wipin' his dirty behind with you.

jeez, just cause I post a few pics I am getting killed? He's posted one insult, and it wasn't even that impressive IMO yet.

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 09:44 AM
The 2nd pic, ok, but the 1st one i liked.

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by BillsMan80


jeez, just cause I post a few pics I am getting killed? He's posted one insult, and it wasn't even that impressive IMO yet.

His one as better than both yours combined. Again, just as with mybills, Ihave more faith in you. Then again, you're up against thurm...

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 09:49 AM
Well, I think I am fighting a war against nothing, because frankly, Thurm has the popularity, etc...I feel like Iraq right now to be honest.

BillC
05-12-2003, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Shiny Chicken


His one as better than both yours combined.

BillsOwnAll? Shouldn't you be back in school wasting taxpayer's money pretending to get an edumbification?

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 09:50 AM
Shush... am I not allowed a typo every once in awhile?

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 09:53 AM
I go and compliment the guy... and he contiues to compare me to annoying, immature children.

BillC
05-12-2003, 09:54 AM
Lighten up, eggie!:D


I gotta stay sharp........:ko:

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 09:56 AM
:p:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 10:00 AM
Bill, your up in a fricken landslide...you could cruise home, I on the other hand have some work to do hell. Hell, I haven't even warmed up.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 10:20 AM
Unless MyBills comes up with a whopper of an insult, that contest is history!

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 10:24 AM
:rofl: Patrick's out in full force! good stuff. :D

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 10:25 AM
I just fired the first shot.

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 10:26 AM
Poor BOA

Valerie
05-12-2003, 10:30 AM
:lmao: That was pretty funny, Patrick. I see you still have to get a few jabs in on me even though I'm not playing! You dink!
Jaded:stick:Patrick

mchurchfie
05-12-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Shiny Chicken
Poor BOA

LOL...Patrick is just giving him a little "hard love" is all...he'll be alright, nothing that a few decades of Dr Phil won't cure:D:church:

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 10:31 AM
As a tribute to last year, I'm going get a shot in at least once a round.

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 10:32 AM
You'll be able to handle it Hun.

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 10:34 AM
Nice shot Pat!

BTP
05-12-2003, 10:39 AM
sorry Patrick spelling smack is boring and very unoriginal :boring:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 10:42 AM
Jeez, Patrick won already...BOA is done.

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by BTP
sorry Patrick spelling smack is boring and very unoriginal :boring:

Normally I would agree, but weíre not talking about the occasional typo here. Go back and look thru his posts.

Valerie
05-12-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777 As a tribute to last year, I'm going get a shot in at least once a round.
I guess I should feel honored. It's obvious I'm yuour favorite. lol


Originally posted by Patrick76777 You'll be able to handle it Hun.
Oh, don't worry about me, my dear. I'm fine. And I still love you! :peck:

Valerie
05-12-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by BTP sorry Patrick spelling smack is boring and very unoriginal :boring:
I disagree, BTP. BillsOwnall's problems are a lot more than an ocassional typo, as Patrick stated. I can't even understand half the stuff he posts.:dizzy: I think Patrick's first insult was hysterical!:chuckle: :10: And so did one of the girls who helped me in last year's insult contest against him. She was dying when I read it to her too. lol

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 11:23 AM
Yeah, just look at BOA's posts...

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 11:26 AM
Here we go, Eb just launched the first shot at LOG. And it's a good one. :)

Earthquake Enyart
05-12-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


Translation = I can't believe it, I 'm getting my ass handed to me by a woman:snicker::biggrin::church:

For a guy who doesn't have the stones to get in, you sure have a lot to say.

You obviously have the time. :chat:

Ebenezer
05-12-2003, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by shelby
mybills will rip Bill C's head off and :angry: down his neck.:evil:


mybills better hurry and pull out her good stuff...BillC is making more of a mess of her than he did of Monica.

Ebenezer
05-12-2003, 11:38 AM
man, insulting with pix is just lame...except the one of Typ0 as a ballarina...

Valerie
05-12-2003, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Ebenezer mybills better hurry and pull out her good stuff...BillC is making more of a mess of her than he did of Monica.
:chuckle: :yikes: :gag:

mybills
05-12-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
Unless MyBills comes up with a whopper of an insult, that contest is history!

Don't forget, I have the last say. ;)

Earthquake Enyart
05-12-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by mybills


Botox isn't for dicks.



This is the funniest one liner I've read so far. :rofl:

I'm with Eb.... pictures are stupid.

Ebenezer
05-12-2003, 11:49 AM
Botox was good...

mchurchfie
05-12-2003, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart


For a guy who doesn't have the stones to get in, you sure have a lot to say.

You obviously have the time. :chat:

:lol: :biggrin: :idunno: :church:

justasportsfan
05-12-2003, 11:56 AM
Your botox post was the meanest one yet mybills. Seems like you have it in you. Don't hold back.

Ebenezer
05-12-2003, 11:57 AM
BillC rips another one! He's going to lap her!

BillC
05-12-2003, 11:58 AM
Botox? Arent they 3 games behind the Yankees?

mchurchfie
05-12-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by mybills


Don't forget, I have the last say. ;)

Thats just a false notion that us guys plant in all of you women's heads and then we do what we want anyways :D :church:

BillC
05-12-2003, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


Thats just a false notion that us guys plant in all of you women's heads and then we do what we want anyways :D :church:

:mods:

Valerie
05-12-2003, 12:02 PM
That was funny, MyBills!:up: I especially liked the part about getting a woman wet. :lmao:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 12:04 PM
It was decent mybills, but there's such a thing as too little, too late unfortunately.

justasportsfan
05-12-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


Thats just a false notion that us guys plant in all of you women's heads and then we do what we want anyways :D :church:

It this true Shelby?

mchurchfie
05-12-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by justasportsfan


It this true Shelby?

:lol:She's and exception to the rule:D:church:

justasportsfan
05-12-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


:lol:She's and exception to the rule:D:church:


Churchie :hail: :whip: Shelby


:snicker:

The Spaz
05-12-2003, 12:22 PM
My Bills is toast!

honey
05-12-2003, 12:46 PM
:eek: Log just replied to Eb. WHOA.....:D

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 12:47 PM
LOG's comebacks are a little weak. Eb's got a leg up right now, I think.

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 12:49 PM
And why is it taking so long for these contestants to give a comeback? I hope they aren't spending all that time coming up with the comebacks they displayed here.

BillC
05-12-2003, 12:50 PM
Bravo log!

honey
05-12-2003, 12:50 PM
:lol: MM! Cobwebs in the brain, maybe? :D

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 12:52 PM
LOG, the brain not functioning correctly just yet? Need to get warmed up? Nice cup of tea might do the trick?

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 12:53 PM
I thought he started slow, but finished VERY strong.

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by BillsMan80
LOG, the brain not functioning correctly just yet? Need to get warmed up? Nice cup of tea might do the trick?

I wouldn't expect you to understand my humor. I've never laughed at anything you've posted. Last year, this year, ever.

honey
05-12-2003, 12:54 PM
Who's log talking to? I thought this was the "Peanut Gallery"? :D

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 12:58 PM
LOG is posting just because the thread has his name written all over it - "Peanut" Gallery. :laughter:

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 01:04 PM
Where's Mr. Reality? :shakeno:

BillC
05-12-2003, 01:05 PM
He's an evening poster- won't get on until after 5 at the earliest.

BillC
05-12-2003, 01:05 PM
Maybe log can let you go first?

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 01:08 PM
Sure, want to go first, PM me and let me know, 4th. It's up to you.

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 01:20 PM
Miyagi, all Natrix has to do is click "post reply", and he has you beat.

Stupid spanish guy.

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Miyagi, all Natrix has to do is click "post reply", and he has you beat.



:lol:

Earthquake Enyart
05-12-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


I wouldn't expect you to understand my humor. I've never laughed at anything you've posted. Last year, this year, ever.

I thought you were talking to Pat.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 01:33 PM
That's the best BOA can do? Oh man, talk about one sided contests!! RIP, BOA :father:

Earthquake Enyart
05-12-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
That's the best BOA can do? Oh man, talk about one sided contests!! RIP, BOA

Geez Pat, talk about shooting fish in a barrel. :eek:

Valerie
05-12-2003, 01:35 PM
You actually understood what BOA said, AWM? You did much better than I did. My eyes still hurt after trying to read that drivel!:dizzy:

Dozerdog
05-12-2003, 01:38 PM
Well, I promised to vote for BOA if he remained incoherent, and he's certainly doing that!


The most hysterical thing about his opening statement is, I'm a product of Patrick's school system, albeit I went to the High School in West Seneca that was actually funded...:D

BOA lives 2 towns over from me now.

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 01:38 PM
BOA's post= WORST....POST....EVER!

He didn't even attack.

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Miyagi, all Natrix has to do is click "post reply", and he has you beat.

Stupid spanish guy.
LOL that sure makes a lot of sense. If I were you I'd concentrate all my energy on the real battle with Eb, because your lack of effort is showing through like Dolly Parton's nipples in a wet T-shirt contest.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 01:39 PM
arghhh if i sit there and fix all my typos it will take me like 10 minutes to write what i wrote are you tell me you dont get thos

" i told himm to goto the sotre."

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 01:42 PM
and i just got home im digging up some of his posts now. so dont count me out yet. IMO all of patricks insults i have heard a million times by all of you. i mean makeing fun of my typeing isnt even funny anymore EVEN 4TH STOPPED i mean comeon ive been here 200 days now and ive been getting mad fun of that all 200 i thinks its kinda old and not even funny anymore.

BillC
05-12-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
BOA's post= WORST....POST....EVER!

He didn't even attack.

Worse than Field Hockey guy?

Valerie
05-12-2003, 01:42 PM
Here's a piece of advice, BOA. Why don't you type what you plan on saying in Word/WordPerfect or even AOL email. Then, run it through grammar and spell check before you post it. :) At least you'll get all your typos and maybe it will be a little more coherent. :)

Dozerdog
05-12-2003, 01:44 PM
You want to blow your only vote? Don't listen to her!

BillC
05-12-2003, 01:44 PM
Sounds like you are recruiting the minions even younger now, J!

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 01:46 PM
No coaching Jaded!

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 01:46 PM
BOA makes Brian H look like a published author.

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
i thinks its kinda old and not even funny anymore.


:gag:

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 01:52 PM
if you guys still thinks its funny its really not. if you stopped makeing fun of me cuz i make typos then i would fix em but i like to get ppl mad and make them not knowing what i write so i do it on purpose now just to get U mad.so in this insult tourny i dont even take it as an insult.

Valerie
05-12-2003, 01:54 PM
I was just trying to give the poor kid a little help. Do you really think that correcting his typos and making his sentences grammatically correct is going to win him the competition? He's up against Patrick for peteís sake. He's a goner. I was just trying to help him so he's not completely slaughtered.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
i mean makeing fun of my typeing isnt even funny anymore EVEN 4TH STOPPED i mean comeon ive been here 200 days now and ive been getting mad fun of that all 200 i thinks its kinda old and not even funny anymore.


:baby:

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 01:56 PM
AWM at least i have the balls to join the damn tourny i dont see your name on the bracket do i? go huddle back in your little igloo please.

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 01:58 PM
I didn't even realize that was me when you said 4th. I thought it was a typo or something. :gag:

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 01:58 PM
Ohh. That was so mean. I'm gonna cry!! :lol:

BillC
05-12-2003, 01:59 PM
Good one, BOA! That's what you need in your thread!

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 02:01 PM
best insult yet BOA!

but wow, patrick is ruthless! MIght want to get workin on your response...

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 02:01 PM
LOG, I gotta admit, good strong bounce back...extra points for the comeback. Kinda like getting a triple bogey and then getting a birdie.

Has anyone ever seen more drivel in one place at once? It's gotta be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Patrick, you are one lucky SOB, drawing the drivelmeister.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 02:02 PM
LMAO!!! BOA wastes his best stuff (and that isn't saying much) on a non-participant!!

Atta boy, killer!!! :D

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 02:04 PM
Pat is killing him! His latest post should be nominated for the *zing* of the day!

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 02:05 PM
Stop picking on the baby AWM. :maggie: :shakeno:

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 02:05 PM
Oh man!!! Pat :10:

Romes
05-12-2003, 02:07 PM
If we were voting based on the funniest posts. I'm might consider a vote for BOA. I'm still laughing. :rofl:

Although, if i were Patrick I'd play my 3rd/4th string material. I think that is what he is doing. No use wasting perfectly good insults on BOA.

honey
05-12-2003, 02:07 PM
I kin uv fel sorey fer BOA. ;)

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:07 PM
OMG! I'm peeing in my pants! I'm sooooo glad I'm not up against Patrick this year.:phew: He's even better this time around then he was last year! :lol:

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 02:12 PM
me i dont spend my money on 7 digits from a damn lottery ticket i just give your mom the doller for her 7 digits.

Isnt that from 8 Mile? Well, there IS a reason I saw that garbage movie. :shakeno:

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:12 PM
his stuff isnt even funny to me i mean its sooooo old school jokes but your all old so you think itsf unny if there was a bunch of kids on the board i would be demolishing patrick but you guys just dont get half my jokes,....

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 02:12 PM
LMFAO!!!! We need to have a mercy ruling to end it before it gets any worse!!! :rofl:

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:13 PM
wow i was seeing if anyone was gonna catch that 4th i wanted to see how old school you people really were.

honey
05-12-2003, 02:13 PM
Hey, BOA - don't get too bent out of shape, ok? It's all in fun. ;) He doesn't really mean it.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:15 PM
AWM you talk so much crap i mean anyone can talk but i want you to face patrick after the tournys done just for fun and see how you do.any

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:16 PM
Log's comeback was great! :chuckle: I didn't think he had it in him. Nice job, Log! :)

honey
05-12-2003, 02:17 PM
Hey, BOA - how 'bout you and my 15 year old go at it? :D Even he doesn't type like you do on the computer. :lol:


:jk: guy! ;)

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 02:17 PM
yeah BOA, its all in fun :hi5:


im sure you would've been in a much better position if you were up against someone else ;)... you'd be kickin' your opponents @$$. :up:

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by TypicalBill

im sure you would've been in a much better position if you were up against someone else ;)... you'd be kickin' your opponents @$$. :up:

:ontome:

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
AWM you talk so much crap i mean anyone can talk but i want you to face patrick after the tournys done just for fun and see how you do.any


Awwww...did I hurt your feelings? :pet:



:biggrin:

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:18 PM
I didn't think BOA's second insult was too bad. It was kinda funny. But, I still think he should try typing his replies in Word so he can run them through spell/grammar check first.

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 02:21 PM
2003 Sympathy champion goes to...

:ontome:

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:21 PM
?!?!?!?!!??! there are noooooo typos.

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by 4thAndLong


:ontome:


:laughter:

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 02:23 PM
BOA's second post was hilarious.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:26 PM
hey i had a bad start i just got home from school so i rushed the first one you know but mine was better than BillC's .......i mean he has mybills as an opponent how easy is she. lol that sounds wrong but mybills i mean how easy are you to beat .

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 02:28 PM
actually, his first post was more funny IMO. Maybe not because of the insults though.

Is BOA challenging mybills? Mybills is gonna lose (no offense), but she was fired up for this contest and i'm sure she'd be willing to go another round. Plus, I like reading BOA's posts. BOA vs Mybills next round if they both lose?!?

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 02:28 PM
It's interesting how BOA is talking his "sex life". He's 14 years old.

I won't go on to insult him and help out old Patrick there, but as I think about it, it's funny how a person doesn't really have much of a sex life before adolescent years, say 14 or so, and then you don't have one again after you're married, say 25-30. So a normal person's sex life span is only abut 10-15 years long.

Sigh.

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 02:29 PM
Where the hell is The Natrix?

Romes
05-12-2003, 02:29 PM
and i dont live in your century we dont name kids suzy anymore...

I found this really funny. BOA, is a little out of his league but just wait until he learns about run-on sentences and commas. He could have the makings of something special. ;)

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:31 PM
MM all i have to say is times changed.... but IMO i dont think im doing that bad pats doing alright IMO but the way you people are talking you sound like hes killing me i dont think he is really. and im up to face mybills for fun after the toruny.

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 02:32 PM
WOW did Pat respond to that...I can't wait till he busts his A game out because he is lighting it up right now!

Dozerdog
05-12-2003, 02:32 PM
BOA- I'm pissing my pants here...funny stuff!


I think it's Father Feelies turn! LOL

(I wonder if it is legal to talk sex with a 14 year old boy on line- Pat? You ever get busted for that before?)

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:32 PM
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:33 PM
yah dozer i wasnt sure if people would get that joke im glad you did.

honey
05-12-2003, 02:34 PM
What about the ub/bd thread? What's going on with that one? :huh: :D

TypicalBill
05-12-2003, 02:35 PM
yeah, im waiting for that one too honey

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:36 PM
I got it too, BOA. :)

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 02:36 PM
waiting on UB.

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?

ironically, here he used 3.

honey
05-12-2003, 02:38 PM
:rofl: Socal!

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan ironically, here he used 3.
:chuckle: I guess he just forgot to put them where they belonged in the sentence. lol At least he included them.

Romes
05-12-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?

hey man, i was trying to compliment you no need to get so defensive.

Here is a tip, use periods, commas, paragraphs and other punctuations. It will allow people to read your posts better. Then again if you don't care about people understanding what you type continue as you are.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:42 PM
pats response was kinda off weak.... wasnt it?

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:44 PM
I didn't think it was as good as his first two insults, BOA. We'll have to see what he comes back with.

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
romes i dont type periods when i type didnt you notice after 200 days...?
The period is the key right next to the comma.

Oh wait, you don't know where that is either do you?

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:48 PM
.,.,.,.,.,.,. these is that what you call these? i think i learned about them before. yah i know where there are in the TOS i dont see no must write formal now do i?

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 02:49 PM
True, but I'm starting to think maybe it should be in the TOS...

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
I didn't think it was as good as his first two insults, BOA. We'll have to see what he comes back with.


Come on, Daddys hands! Thatís funny.

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 02:50 PM
P.S ask your mom if its still on for tonight. oh and you left her out of my so called "sex life book" add here to chapter 4 please.


tHAT WAS PRETTY GOOD!

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:52 PM
pat your 3rd one was weak you gotta admit and im starting to get good so bring it on. or did you use all your stuff up?

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 02:56 PM
we both got 3 insults well pat only got 2 the 3rd on was weak and im not sure if its an insult so well say we both got 3 turns who do you think is winning? be honest....

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
.,.,.,.,.,.,. these is that what you call these? i think i learned about them before. yah i know where there are in the TOS i dont see no must write formal now do i?
I think before the TOS, the rules of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE should be first applied, you know, to construct coherent sentences. :D

Alright that's enough picking on the kid's writing skills. Just messing with you BOA. ;)

Valerie
05-12-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777 Come on, Daddys hands! Thatís funny.
That was okay, but Father Feelie was pretty funny too. lol

Valerie
05-12-2003, 03:00 PM
Honestly, BOA, I still think Patrick is winning. His first two insults were hysterical. You've improved, but I still think you've got your work cut out for you.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 03:02 PM
i dont know i didnt think some of his first stuff was that funny its nothing i havent heard before....my typeing a 14 year old kid jacking off that stuff isnt anything new.

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 03:03 PM
BOA, Patrick is on another planet right now. Patrick is the Barry Bonds of the Insult Tourney right now.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 03:03 PM
I'll give credit where it's due.....BOA is doing much better.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 03:04 PM
did you read his 3rd one?... HORRIBLE my 2nd and 3rd were hilarious come on. i know my first one sucked. but im a rookie to this i wasnt sure how much to do.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 03:06 PM
oh damn it got late fast i got to eat now then im do some stupied home work actully its english homework lol. ill be back in an hour or so.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 03:08 PM
LOG is getting his ass kicked :snicker:

Valerie
05-12-2003, 03:11 PM
I thought Log's second insult was funny.

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 03:14 PM
So how bad am I doing lol? I know my second pic was bad, but I thought my first one was pretty good, and I wasn't trying to knock President Bush either. I have a dandy comin up though.

BillC
05-12-2003, 03:19 PM
Are you still on that pic? Geesh... we told you 13 pages ago it sucked.

BillC
05-12-2003, 03:23 PM
Log's doing great!


Eb's trying to draw in his wife, his kid..... crass only works if that's your game......Eb looks out of place trying to be a Patrick.


LoG is direct, to the point.


You suck


Remind me to kill myself


Great stuff!

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 03:29 PM
Where the hell is Typ0? Cowering in a corner somewhere?

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 03:34 PM
Thurm has been MIA since this morning too.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 03:43 PM
All right!! Miss B enters the fray!!

That first attempt is kind of weak...not worth much higher than a 3, but considering it's her first attempt, I'll cut her some slack and bump it to a 4. ;)

BillC
05-12-2003, 03:45 PM
It's a pillow fight between a chick and an old man.


It's more of a tickling contest.

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 03:45 PM
EE and Miss B's bout is about a exciting as watching a wild game of Bingo. :down:

honey
05-12-2003, 03:48 PM
:rofl:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Well, EE had a very very questionable start. I mean, Field Hockey? Come on now.

BillC
05-12-2003, 03:59 PM
I'd have to rank BOA ahead of these two right now

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 04:01 PM
And Mr. Miyagi enters the contest with a flourish!! Not bad for an opening shot across the bow!! Hopefully Big D is up to the challenge.

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 04:11 PM
This place really dies out at 5:00.

Valerie
05-12-2003, 04:13 PM
What are you still doing here, Patrick? You're usually gone by 4:55. lol

Shiny Chicken
05-12-2003, 04:14 PM
Just got done reading the Patrick v. BOA thread.....

Dear God, Patrick, you're a mean little :angry:er. My advice to BOA would be to forfeit now.

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 04:22 PM
I kinda let up a little bit by my third post. Thought I had this thing in the bag. Heís come back a little so Iíll have to give it a little more. Iíd hate to let up too much and have him catch up. I actually thought it would be funny to just write You Suck for my last two posts, but Iíd lose too many votes.

Iíd like to get a shutout.

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 04:25 PM
What happened to Ublink? I see Miyagi is going into battle in his stead.

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 04:31 PM
Ublink was replaced by MM since he is taking a "break" from the Twilight Zone for a while.

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 04:46 PM
:lol:

shelby
05-12-2003, 04:47 PM
:doh:

:spit:

mybills
05-12-2003, 04:51 PM
Is everybody ready to vote on BillC v mybills? hhhmmmm, maybe I'll keep you all in suspense a little longer. :evil: Oh ye of little faith, those who think I'm a goner. :rolleyes:
What's up with this BOA v mybills? He's gonna have to wait...Billy boy is leaving first.

THANK GOD UB HAS A YELLOW CARD for that remark about honey....I'd like to kiss the hand who gave it to him!

Just switch these two in your mind -> :handkiss:

Dozerdog
05-12-2003, 04:53 PM
Pucker up

BillC
05-12-2003, 05:02 PM
If EE and MB don't get it going soon they will be picking out furniture together by the end of the week...This is an INSULT CONTEST people!

ArcticWildMan
05-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Can we vote for both of them to be declared losers? :snicker:

BillsMan80
05-12-2003, 05:11 PM
Can we put a consolation pick into that 2nd round, or a deserving loser? That is just like a standoff...afraid to get anything going.

shelby
05-12-2003, 05:17 PM
log has me :rofl:...no offense Eb!

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 05:52 PM
patrick why do you think you have this in the bag you have no "spectacualr" insults in my mind...

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 06:15 PM
i think the 4th and MR r thread is going good. though on MR r's last post i think i smell some plagerizism there i dont think he could come up with all those jokes himself.

Mr.Reality
05-12-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
though on MR r's last post i think i smell some plagerizism there i dont think he could come up with all those jokes himself.
That's nothin'. I'll think of 10 just as good in the next 20 minutes.

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 06:24 PM
yah its probbly not plagerizism i thhought i just missed something so if you said no crap it was part of the joke..you know lol.

Mr.Reality
05-12-2003, 06:27 PM
One thing I can pretty much guarantee. You haven't heard them until now. That's because I'm going on the fly, son.

You wanna see where they come from? Read my book. Someday I may decide to make you famous.

honey
05-12-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by mybills
THANK GOD UB HAS A YELLOW CARD for that remark about honey....I'd like to kiss the hand who gave it to him!

I love ya, girl! :up: And you, too, Dozer! ;)

BillsOwnAll
05-12-2003, 06:55 PM
nice on EB

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 06:58 PM
Where's Doug?

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 07:01 PM
Eb and Log are thoroughly entertaining

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 07:04 PM
Yeah, except for the Eb part. :snicker:

BTP
05-12-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by BillsOwnAll
yah its probbly not plagerizism i thhought i just missed something so if you said no crap it was part of the joke..you know lol.

I stand corrected Patrick...:hitself:


BOA you would a perfect poster child for condoms.

Ebenezer
05-12-2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Yeah, except for the Eb part. :snicker:


I just hope we're not using up our best stuff in the first round.

Mr.Reality
05-12-2003, 07:22 PM
Damn! I can't vote! Blasted all! My campain is going right down the gutter!

Dozerdog
05-12-2003, 07:43 PM
Eb's poo is only $2.99? Does that include deposit on the bottle?

Dazydog
05-12-2003, 07:47 PM
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

:mex:

Dazydog
05-12-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun

So I drink your poo? Hilarious. You've got this one in the bag.

I could just see you out in front of your "new house" sitting by the road with the sign <i>Eb's poo! Only $2.99!</i> Good luck with that.



Log this is all you needed - the rest was crap.

:up:

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 09:56 PM
What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 09:58 PM
And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.

Gunzlingr
05-12-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
What's with our threads all getting rated 1 star?

The gunz-typo affair was garnered a 5 star government rating!

BTP
05-12-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Dazydog
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

:mex:

you have to be kidding me. It's hard enough to even read that guys post's let along think there funny or are smack..

lordofgun
05-12-2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Dazydog
The rest was crap.

Nice play on words. :snicker:

Dozerdog
05-12-2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
And who's Dazydog? Sorry we've never met. You don't post very often do you? Can I safely assume you're related to Dozer, maybe his wife? Just guessing.


Very good Miyagi!

Mr.Reality
05-12-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun


Nice play on words. :snicker:
:banme:

Patrick76777
05-12-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Dazydog
Patrick you were inspired in your first post - but right now I would have to vote for BOA. BOA has little gems throughout his posts that are bringing him consistency.

:mex:


I hope you're not serious!

SoCalBillsFan
05-12-2003, 11:56 PM
Sorry it took me so long to reply, QT. I was busy grading your song lyrics. Remind me to kill myself.



May 11, 2003 - Eb decides he loves to drink Dr. Pepper.
May 12, 2003 - lordofgun reminds Eb that no one cares.


:lol:

Log does a great job at pulling in things about the poster that people know about. He is witty and has some great one liners! Eb is sticking with the usual "your wife, your mom, I thought you had a brain" stuff. I like Log's originality, and his ability to play off the poster's personality on the boards. keep it up!

mybills
05-13-2003, 05:56 AM
<b>"SHUT UP AND PURR, QT!"</b>

:rofl:

mybills
05-13-2003, 07:29 AM
I don't know what's more pathetic, voting for myself, or voting for myself so I don't look so pathetic! ;) I'm leaving for the day now,
bye!
:bigwave:

Earthquake Enyart
05-13-2003, 07:38 AM
My new favorite one liner:

October 17, 1980 Ė Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.

:lol:

Patrick76777
05-13-2003, 08:33 AM
I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty

Ebenezer
05-13-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
My new favorite one liner:

October 17, 1980 Ė Eb realizes he has a penis and is horrified.

:lol:


hey you'd be horrified too if you were bigger than John Holmes and were going to scare all the women away.

Valerie
05-13-2003, 08:44 AM
:lmao: Yeah, I heard about John "The Wad" Holmes! Apparently he's well known. Thankfully, I can honestly say I've never seen him or heard of him. :phew:

lordofgun
05-13-2003, 08:44 AM
Except it took you 15 years to find it. Stupid nearsightedness! :D

Dozerdog
05-13-2003, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
I wanna finish this up. BOA's last post was awful. The incoherent Spongebob Jokes. Give me a break. Seriously, If he gets more then 3 votes it's a travesty

Pandering for votes already? Just let your body of work stand up.

Patrick76777
05-13-2003, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Dozerdog


Pandering for votes already? Just let your body of work stand up.


No pandering! I donít think thatís necessary. Iím just anxious to finish this up.

Valerie
05-13-2003, 09:11 AM
You've got a long time to wait, little Sponge.:pet: BOA won't be on for a few hours. You should spend this time constructively and work a little more on some of your material.:boring: You were hysterical in the beginning, but you're starting to fade. Make me laugh, dammit!

Dozerdog
05-13-2003, 09:51 AM
Classic thurm......... go baby!:D

ArcticWildMan
05-13-2003, 10:11 AM
Mr. Miyagi is destroying Big D!!

Ebenezer
05-13-2003, 10:12 AM
I told you MM would be funny.

ArcticWildMan
05-13-2003, 10:19 AM
We need to motivate Miss B and EE, or something. At the rate they are going, we may finish next week!!

Mr. Miyagi
05-13-2003, 10:24 AM
Thanks for your encouragement guys. I'm having tons of fun with Biggie here. My style is to keep it funny but non-hostile, and I think Biggie D is the same way. That's why it's enjoyable. :D

Mr. Miyagi
05-13-2003, 12:03 PM
Thurm and BM80 going neck to neck!

SoCalBillsFan
05-13-2003, 12:18 PM
not only can Log run a site....he's funny too! :hail: Log

Patrick76777
05-13-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by SoCalBillsFan
not only can Log run a site....he's funny too! :hail: Log


Funny looking