View Full Version : Insult Tournament RULES AND REGS...

05-11-2003, 11:00 PM
1. Zoners go head to head in the brackets until we get down to a single champion.

2. Zoners will take turns insulting each other in their "Battle thread." A "battle thread" is a thread i will post specifically for you and your opponenet to battle in.

3. The number of turns per round will be determined by which round we are in. I will give you a different number of turns at the beginning of each round.

4. A coin flip in my living room will determine who goes first in each matchup.

5. Do not post out of turn in your battle thread. One person goes, then their opponent goes, then they go again, then their opponent, etc.

6. No one is to post in anyone else's battle thread until the battle is over, at which point you may comment on how you believe the battle went, etc.

7. There is no "official" time limit, but I will make the call when I think time's up. If it's been a day since you posted anything, I may end the battle at that point (or earlier or later at my sole discretion). Please try to check in frequently to see if it's your turn to insult.

8. When all turns are completed, the battle for that round is over, and I will activate a poll in which any user may vote. (If it appears people are registering simply for the reason of voting, or if users use multiple alias' to vote, those votes will not count. Save yourself the trouble. ) The vote will last 12 hours (most rounds), at which time the person who is leading in the poll is declared the winner and moves to the next round.

9. Each round may be different in terms of insult method, so pay close attention to the directions at the beginning of each round.

10. No racist or overtly sexual content is allowed. In most cases, I will not edit a remark unless it is WAY over the line. It is up to the voters to decide of you followed the rules in the competition.

11. There will be a "Peanut Gallery Thread" for outsiders to comment on the competition.

12. There will be ABSOLUTELY no spillover. Any sparring outside the tournament forum will result in the same easures/reprimands for TOS violations at any other time of the year. This goes for competitors and non-combatants alike.

13. NO HURT FEELINGS - If you can't take it, I suggest that you avoid this forum because if you post here (even if you're not playing the game), you may/will be insulted.

05-11-2003, 11:34 PM
Please read carefully and let me know if you have any questions. :D

05-11-2003, 11:56 PM
One more rule...very important. NO EDITING your insult posts! If you screwed up on a picture, etc., please PM me and I'll edit it for you.

05-12-2003, 08:23 AM
So you're telling me that just by posting in this forum we're all open game to be insulted and ripped apart? Damn! This place is harsh!

05-12-2003, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
13. NO HURT FEELINGS - If you can't take it, I suggest that you avoid this forum because if you post here (even if you're not playing the game), you may/will be insulted.




05-12-2003, 09:28 AM
I know that Churchie is busy, I wonder if he can spare a free day by him going up against this years winner. He is the defending champ after all.

05-12-2003, 05:13 PM
Damn! Where were these this morning? lol

05-12-2003, 05:14 PM
:rofl: Sorry 'bout that, Mr. R. I admire your enthusiasm. :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
05-12-2003, 07:20 PM
Can the contestants vote once for him/herself?

05-12-2003, 07:38 PM

05-13-2003, 05:17 PM
I can't vote at all. It says this: "The action you have attempted could not be performed as your session appears to be invalid. Click the below link to attempt this action again with a new session."

Fat Tony
05-13-2003, 05:20 PM
Try clearing your cookies

05-13-2003, 05:28 PM
$10 says he's using AOL. That happens a lot to AOL users.If you are, try minimizing your aol screen and open up Internet Explorer. Use that to vote with.

05-19-2003, 07:47 PM
I haven't seen this kind of waste of time since Pia Zadora tried to sing the National Anthem.