elltrain22
02-28-2009, 11:09 PM
Let me preface this by saying this is my VERY sarcastic view of our 4 dumb ****'s who make the decisions. Truth be told, I am so depressed at how things have played out thus far, this is really the only way I can make myself feel better (for now). I know its only day 2, but I have no faith in these idiots to do what we all want; and that is field a winner once again.
Below is a real dialog from our 4 circle of idiots. Basically, they're doing what they do best; ***** stuff (or ****) up!!!
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The Ralph: don't spend all my money Dick
DJ: Mr.Wilson whatever you want, and thanks so much again for not firing me
The Ralph: I couldn't fire you jack*** I had you sign a contract the day I bought my blueberry snuggie
Modrak: I don't know about you, but I really wanna draft a RB who we'll end up cutting
Guy: you dumb*** Modrak, we're talking about free agents, not the draft.
DJ: ya know call me crazy, but I like our WR depth, I think we should keep what we got.
The Ralph: I'm not spending any money on WR's. I spent enough on Evans, Parrish, and Hardy. I already told ya, we're gonna get a low-level tier tight end who no one else wants.
Guy: Ah, Mr.Wilson, we could try to trade for Winslow or Gonzo....
DJ & The Ralph: (in unison) We already have Shouman & Fine!!!
Modrak: Plus those teams may be asking for our 2nd round pick, and we just can't afford to give that up!!
Guy: What about a Center???
The Ralph: don't even think about Saturday, Birk, or Jason Brown!! Too much money. Oh noooooo!!!!! (Ralph pisses his pants--again)
DJ: lemmie get you another Depend Sir
Guy: how bout that backup scrub for the Panthers?? He's cheap, and he'll really fit into our system of non-NFL caliber players.
DJ: sounds good to me!! either way, I'm just happy to still be here.
Modrak: You wanna here my input on some lineman??
Guy: STFU!! Tripplett, McCargo, Fowler, when are you gonna learn you don't know how to pick lineman??
The Ralph: would you all be quiet, I'm tryin to watch Matlock??
Guy: ah Mr.Wilson, don't you care about addressing our teams overwhelming issues??
The Ralph: no I don't!! I'm rich, I'm 100 years old, and I got piss all over myself!! Now get me my snuggie!!
DJ: yes sir!!
Below is a real dialog from our 4 circle of idiots. Basically, they're doing what they do best; ***** stuff (or ****) up!!!
=====================================================
The Ralph: don't spend all my money Dick
DJ: Mr.Wilson whatever you want, and thanks so much again for not firing me
The Ralph: I couldn't fire you jack*** I had you sign a contract the day I bought my blueberry snuggie
Modrak: I don't know about you, but I really wanna draft a RB who we'll end up cutting
Guy: you dumb*** Modrak, we're talking about free agents, not the draft.
DJ: ya know call me crazy, but I like our WR depth, I think we should keep what we got.
The Ralph: I'm not spending any money on WR's. I spent enough on Evans, Parrish, and Hardy. I already told ya, we're gonna get a low-level tier tight end who no one else wants.
Guy: Ah, Mr.Wilson, we could try to trade for Winslow or Gonzo....
DJ & The Ralph: (in unison) We already have Shouman & Fine!!!
Modrak: Plus those teams may be asking for our 2nd round pick, and we just can't afford to give that up!!
Guy: What about a Center???
The Ralph: don't even think about Saturday, Birk, or Jason Brown!! Too much money. Oh noooooo!!!!! (Ralph pisses his pants--again)
DJ: lemmie get you another Depend Sir
Guy: how bout that backup scrub for the Panthers?? He's cheap, and he'll really fit into our system of non-NFL caliber players.
DJ: sounds good to me!! either way, I'm just happy to still be here.
Modrak: You wanna here my input on some lineman??
Guy: STFU!! Tripplett, McCargo, Fowler, when are you gonna learn you don't know how to pick lineman??
The Ralph: would you all be quiet, I'm tryin to watch Matlock??
Guy: ah Mr.Wilson, don't you care about addressing our teams overwhelming issues??
The Ralph: no I don't!! I'm rich, I'm 100 years old, and I got piss all over myself!! Now get me my snuggie!!
DJ: yes sir!!