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Mr Angry
05-12-2003, 08:14 PM
:blowtop:

4thgradesizeschlong is melting down. :mad:

Grinds my beans when guys take 'a dive' because their ass is being handed to them. :mad:

For crissakes man, get up off the mat willya? :mad:

4thAndLong
05-12-2003, 08:20 PM
You must have your period like 24/7. :dizzy:

Mr Angry
05-12-2003, 08:30 PM
...another swing an' a miss for Mr. Long. You need a bigger bat junior. Literally and figuratively. Grinds my beans when minor leaguers step into a major league park. Take a seat....watch and learn. :mad:

Mr.Reality
05-12-2003, 09:21 PM
At least he had the balls to get in there. I'll give him credit. He just had the misfortune of drawing the best in the first round.

SoFL-Cheesehead
05-13-2003, 03:11 PM
Mr. Reality was the clear winner!!

Way to go Mr. R!!

FischInMich
05-13-2003, 03:57 PM
Get off his jock SoFLY!

Sabre Ally
05-14-2003, 01:41 AM
:ontome:

Mr. Miyagi
05-14-2003, 03:21 PM
Where did all these people come from? I haven't seen any of them post before: SoFL-Cheesehead??? Mr. Angry???

Mr Angry
05-14-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Where did all these people come from? I haven't seen any of them post before: SoFL-Cheesehead??? Mr. Angry???

I'm the strong silent type. Grinds my beans too. :blowtop: I wish I was more vociferous, but my anger management courses have taken their toll. 4thandlong irritated me once and I carry grudges BIG TIME :mad:

Dozerdog
05-14-2003, 08:28 PM
Really?

4thAndLong
05-14-2003, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Where did all these people come from? I haven't seen any of them post before: SoFL-Cheesehead??? Mr. Angry???

:gag:

Mr. Angry sells condoms at Zbud.com

SoFL has been here before. They just show up because MR probably asked for help from his butt-buddies.

Mr.Reality
05-14-2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by 4thAndLong
SoFL has been here before. They just show up because MR probably asked for help from his butt-buddies.
I didn't ask for anything, and I wasn't the one who started the BillsZone Insult Tourney thread in ZBuds. A BillsZone person did.

If you post a thread and a link, you have to expect a few people are gonna check out what all the hubbub is about.

I just happened to accept the invitation, as any polite person would.

honey
05-14-2003, 09:01 PM
:huh: What does "grinds my beans" mean?

bigbry
05-15-2003, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by Mr Angry
...another swing an' a miss for Mr. Long. You need a bigger bat junior. Literally and figuratively. Grinds my beans when minor leaguers step into a major league park. Take a seat....watch and learn. :mad:

Here is a perfectly good example of NOT being able to handle the smack just delivered to him. Just the normal Z-Butts,"you call that smack?" or "try again" or "that was weak"....Mr. Angry, really no come back at all, as usual....And then to top it off they claim victory like they can teach someone smack.
In REALITY, all they do is use several different screen names and troll the net for unsuspecting message boards. And not just Football boards. P.E.T.A., Womens Rights, etc,etc...
These guys are nothing but 6 yr. old little boys with the ability to pay for internet access....well, some can afford it, the rest borrow money from the others.


BB

Mr Angry
05-15-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Mr Angry


I'm the strong silent type. Grinds my beans too. :blowtop: I wish I was more vociferous, but my anger management courses have taken their toll. 4thandlong irritated me once and I carry grudges BIG TIME :mad:

Really. :mad:

BTP
05-15-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


Here is a perfectly good example of NOT being able to handle the smack just delivered to him. Just the normal Z-Butts,"you call that smack?" or "try again" or "that was weak"....Mr. Angry, really no come back at all, as usual....And then to top it off they claim victory like they can teach someone smack.
In REALITY, all they do is use several different screen names and troll the net for unsuspecting message boards. And not just Football boards. P.E.T.A., Womens Rights, etc,etc...
These guys are nothing but 6 yr. old little boys with the ability to pay for internet access....well, some can afford it, the rest borrow money from the others.


BB

Geez BigBry we didnt mean to lay permanent scares on you from the beating you took over at Zbuds and Phinsheaven from us.. . for someone that claims we cant smack. You sure do talk about us alot. Same with Churchie...

:mods:

It ranks right up there with both of you guys with your fixations with dick and gay smack.

:bigwave:

bigbry
05-18-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by BTP


Geez BigBry we didnt mean to lay permanent scares on you from the beating you took over at Zbuds and Phinsheaven from us.. . for someone that claims we cant smack. You sure do talk about us alot. Same with Churchie...

:mods:

It ranks right up there with both of you guys with your fixations with dick and gay smack.

:bigwave:


Baghdad Bob resurfaces, and speaks again.


BB

mchurchfie
05-19-2003, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by BTP


Geez BigBry we didnt mean to lay permanent scares on you from the beating you took over at Zbuds and Phinsheaven from us.. . for someone that claims we cant smack. You sure do talk about us alot. Same with Churchie...

:mods:

It ranks right up there with both of you guys with your fixations with dick and gay smack.

:bigwave:

Hey Nancy..I've noticed an aura of especially agitated misogyny permeating from your postings of late.
Is this merely boredom lowering you to the likes of us....
or has the wifey become disinterested in the dessicated inchworm lurking flaccidly beneath those size 52 trousers? :eek: :church:

Mr.Reality
05-19-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie
Hey Nancy..I've noticed an aura of especially agitated misogyny permeating from your postings of late.
Is this merely boredom lowering you to the likes of us....
or has the wifey become disinterested in the dessicated inchworm lurking flaccidly beneath those size 52 trousers? :eek: :church:
Look who's back. It took him 4 days of playing monopoly to figure out he couldn't buy any projects.

Sabre Ally
05-19-2003, 06:51 PM
:laughter: that was a good one.

Mr.Reality
05-19-2003, 07:36 PM
Church***gie is so dumb when he goes camping he pays a deposit on firewood.

mchurchfie
05-20-2003, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
Church***gie is so dumb when he goes camping he pays a deposit on firewood.

I think you are just looking for someway to demonstrate your below average intelligence quotient. Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the dumpster
Love, Father:rolleyes: :nana::church:

imbondz
05-20-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by mchurchfie


I think you are just looking for someway to demonstrate your below average intelligence quotient. Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the dumpster
Love, Father:rolleyes: :nana::church:

:lol:

Mr.Reality
05-20-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie
I think you are just looking for someway to demonstrate your below average intelligence quotient. Thank you for reminding me why I left you in the dumpster
Love, Father:rolleyes: :nana::church:
For a millionth kiddie joke, that's pretty good, especially coming from somebody who has so little credibility that he's required to submit toe prints for his DSS eligibility.

Take a break, son. You're huffing and puffing like you just took a couple of viagras and had a little too stringent of a workout on your retractable penis pump. Keep it up and you'll lose your outie.

By the way, didn't Gunzlinger already use the dumpser line in his rematch with Miyagi? What a hack. At least rip off somebody from another board so it at least appears to be your own handiwork. Stick around. I'll give you some lines you can use at FinHeaven, and then they'll all think you're witty again.

Love, Mr. Reality

mchurchfie
05-20-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

For a millionth kiddie joke, that's pretty good, especially coming from somebody who has so little credibility that he's required to submit toe prints for his DSS eligibility.

Take a break, son. You're huffing and puffing like you just took a couple of viagras and had a little too stringent of a workout on your retractable penis pump. Keep it up and you'll lose your outie.

By the way, didn't Gunzlinger already use the dumpser line in his rematch with Miyagi? What a hack. At least rip off somebody from another board so it at least appears to be your own handiwork. Stick around. I'll give you some lines you can use at FinHeaven, and then they'll all think you're witty again.

Love, Mr. Reality

Now now, I know you're all excited to be graced with my acknowledgement of your existence, but just sit down and quit drooling. The last check you sent me for starting a flame war with you...so you could get "popular" bounced. The Paypal money never came, so you can stop begging me to come here and beat you like a rug....AGAIN. You remind me of that ugly girl waiting by the phone for an invite to the dance. Besides, why would anyone want to talk to an individual that has a higher breathalyzer score than an IQ.

Love and Hugs, Daddy
:eek::church:

Mr.Reality
05-20-2003, 06:45 PM
Once again you trip all over your lip trying to get off your knees. Perhaps you should pin it to your ear to get it out of the way before you embarrass yourself further. The top one will keep flapping, mind you, but just cut out all the "F" words and you should be fine. You'll learn to live with the lisp.

mchurchfie
05-20-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
Once again you trip all over your lip trying to get off your knees. Perhaps you should pin it to your ear to get it out of the way before you embarrass yourself further. The top one will keep flapping, mind you, but just cut out all the "F" words and you should be fine. You'll learn to live with the lisp.

:scratch: With the direction the Stock Markets are headed it may soon seem like we're living in a past time when that was funny and fresh. Nice punt:bf1:

Warmest regards, Father:church:

Mr.Reality
05-20-2003, 07:04 PM
lol. "Nice punt." Another copout classic. LMAO

Translation: Mr. Reality is tossing them out one after another and I need to try to bow out gracefully because as soon as I make a fool of myself again he's gonna slap me around some more.

mchurchfie
05-20-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
lol. "Nice punt." Another copout classic. LMAO

Translation: Mr. Reality is tossing them out one after another and I need to try to bow out gracefully because as soon as I make a fool of myself again he's gonna slap me around some more.

Here let me put it in terms you can relate to, your presence means about as much as the girl on the 1-900 number that says she loves you.:hubba: :church:

shelby
05-20-2003, 07:24 PM
:spit:

Mr.Reality
05-20-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by mchurchfie
[B]your presence means about as much as the girl on the 1-900 number that says she loves you./B]
Did you wake up with cliche' breath, or did you spend too much time eating spanish fly in your underwear with Brent Mussburger?

Mr.Reality
05-21-2003, 07:16 PM
ChurchCry's suicide terrorist career came to an abrupt end when he was pulled over at a Canadian checkpoint in a car loaded with sleeping pills.

Mr.Reality
05-22-2003, 06:20 PM
OK. It's official. This tournament is getting pretty dead. When ChLurch doesn't even buy the chum, there is no tuna for Chachie. No wonder they call Buffalo the wanna-be viagra on the Niagra. It's about as limp as a homosexual Priest on Fridays (and don't come back with the "I know you are but what am I?" gig ChLurch) and twice as boring.

There's 15 monkees in Britain who do more interesting things on a computer keyboard than your average Bills fan.

And ChLurch is the best you have? ChLurch is to the dick/homo/kiddie joke what George Foreman is to the family outdoor barbeque. Not exactly what I'd call an improvement.