Whitner Gets Tasered Every Sunday I Don't See How This is Any Different

[The Juice Is Loose]

When Whitner's on the field he always looks like he got struck by lightning, I feel a nick name coming on.

"Fork Socket" Donte

Donte "Electric Feet" Whitner

Donte "Conductor" Whitner

It Donte Feel Good When Whitner Gets Tasered

My Pursuit Angles Are Horrible

I know the last one wasn't funny but it was the main thing I was thinking of.

Your all gonna give me negative rep now. TBH my goal is to get as bad as possible.

I don't see why this should be moved its pretty funny

[jamze132]

what?

[The Spaz]

lame

[Mitchell55]

Wow, this is worse than some of my posts from a long time ago (2 days)

[SquishDaFish]

Now that was gay

[Bravo82]

i think this thread starter just earned mitchell status....congratulations buddy.

[Bravo82]

Wow, this is worse than some of my posts from a long time ago (2 days)

thats something i can actually agree on :rofl:

[The Juice Is Loose]

Yeah, the diff between Mitchell and I is that I'm clearly joking.

If you see my name and your a square and have zero sense of humor, just don't read it.

[Mitchell55]

Yeah, the diff between Mitchell and I is that I'm clearly joking.

If you see my name and your a square and have zero sense of humor, just don't read it.
Im sorry, but if I was drunk and high at the same time, this still wouldnt be funny.

[The Juice Is Loose]

well not compared to your posts.

sorry but slapstick like that is hard to come by.

[Mitchell55]

well not compared to your posts.

sorry but slapstick like that is hard to come by.
Not funny, horrible combacks, dude, why try.

[feldspar]

How about Donte Witless?

Maybe this latest tasing will help to kick-start him, kinda like shock therapy.

Guy needs to play better.

[The Juice Is Loose]

Not funny, horrible combacks, dude, why try.

I promise you, there is nothing you can say that can bother me. Its Bush telling Obama he's doing a bad job.