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lordofgun
05-15-2003, 08:32 AM
Round 2: Miss Buffalo vs. gunzlingr

Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

<i>For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.</i>

Ex:

<i>There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.</i>

<b>Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.</b>

Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2. :snicker:

Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just <b>5 turns</b> apiece, so make them good.

IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

gunzlingr will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 09:31 AM
There once was a gal in CA
Whose whore job wasn't providing much pay
Even tho she liked to suck
She had to pack up her truck
and move to Buffalo from LA

MissBuffalo
05-15-2003, 05:26 PM
There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her ass flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 06:42 PM
I hear Miss B is on Crack
Supports her habit on her back
Had no one to blow
so moved back to B-lo
now Gunzlingr she weakly attacks

MissBuffalo
05-15-2003, 07:17 PM
There once was old gunz from the port
Whose ***** was remarkably short
When he got into bed
His old woman said
"That isn't a *****, it's a wart!"

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 07:32 PM
I don't know how much malt liquor you drank
but on my victory you can bank
with your mountains of flab
and your numerous crabs
you days are numbered, dirty old skank

MissBuffalo
05-15-2003, 07:54 PM
There once was a man who loved Clint
Who just couldn't take the hint
Stalkings' a crime
For that he'll do time
But Big Bubba in his cell would be mint

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 08:02 PM
your ryhmes aren't making me frown
your just a freaky assclown
you think you are keen
just because you have seen
more wangs than are in chinatown

MissBuffalo
05-16-2003, 09:05 AM
There once was a man named gunz
Who had a problem with the runs
On the toilet he'd sit
Exploding with s#!t
and an ass hotter than two suns

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 09:35 AM
I think that your glasses are dope,
There is no reason to mope
tho they caused a shortage of glass
and are as wide as your ass
and have the power of a space telescope

MissBuffalo
05-16-2003, 10:11 AM
Gunz is a fat pansy you see
Whose lard hangs down past his knee
When he's able to walk
The floorboards will squak
but deep down he cries to be free

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 10:12 AM
Good job both of you!

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 10:13 AM
Good job!

Voting open until 1am eastern time

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 10:14 AM
good job Miss B! Your original ones are pretty good :up:

TypicalBill
05-16-2003, 10:16 AM
Good job people... :up:

Valerie
05-16-2003, 10:20 AM
You two were GREAT!!! :) I laughed through this entire thread.:laughter: Nice job! :up:

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 10:21 AM
I gotta go with gunz since his were all original. :D

TypicalBill
05-16-2003, 10:22 AM
yeah, i got my money's worth :movie:

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 10:22 AM
Did you vote against me J? :shakeno: Is it because of the Unsolved Mysteries thread?

MissBuffalo
05-16-2003, 10:26 AM
:rofl: Thanks gunz! Your's were good too!!!

Valerie
05-16-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by gunzlingr Did you vote against me J? :shakeno: Is it because of the Unsolved Mysteries thread?
Yes, I voted for Miss B. But it had nothing to do with the Unsolved Mysteries things. Promise!:peck:

I didn't realize Miss B's weren't originals. I've never heard any of them before. I thought she was funnier. Sorry.

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 10:31 AM
My analysis:

Round 1:
Miss B got busted for cut and paste.

Winner: Gunz

Round 2:
Miss B's "wart" joke was great.

Winner: Miss B

Round 3:
Both were hilarious!

Winner: Tie

Round 4:
Gunz's "more wangs than in Chinatown" was great, but Miss B came back strong with the poopy joke.

Winner: Tie

Round 5:
Good job out of gunz for the "wide ass" and "space telescope." Miss B's "but deep down he cries to be free" was not funny.

Winner: Gunz

Gunz got my vote based on completely objective opinion. :up:

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 10:35 AM
Actually the wart one isn't original either

http://club.euronet.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/limerick.html

But who's counting ;)

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7

Yes, I voted for Miss B. But it had nothing to do with the Unsolved Mysteries things. Promise!:peck:

I didn't realize Miss B's weren't originals. I've never heard any of them before. I thought she was funnier. Sorry.

I guess I should have cut and pasted :sadwalk:, Just when I think we are getting along, you go and dash my hopes like waves on the rocks. :sadwalk:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
Actually the wart one isn't original either

http://club.euronet.be/patrick.verboven/The-House-of-Lists/limerick.html

But who's counting ;)
Uh-oh. :rolleyes:

MissBuffalo
05-16-2003, 11:05 AM
Believe me gunz, we all know whose counting. Original or not, they were still funny.

Valerie
05-16-2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by gunzlingr I guess I should have cut and pasted :sadwalk:, Just when I think we are getting along, you go and dash my hopes like waves on the rocks. :sadwalk:
I'm sorry, Gunz. :pet: I honestly didn't realize Miss B's were cut and pastes jobs. I haven't heard any of those limericks at all. And they were funny. :lmao:

And, we still have........what is it that we actually agree on again? lol
:heart:

MissBuffalo
05-16-2003, 11:15 AM
Only 2 weren't original J. The first one and the wart one.
I agree Miyagi, my last one really wasn't that good. That last sentence killed it.

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by MissBuffalo
Believe me gunz, we all know whose counting. Original or not, they were still funny.

They were funny!

Valerie
05-16-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by MissBuffalo Only 2 weren't original J. The first one and the wart one.
I agree Miyagi, my last one really wasn't that good. That last sentence killed it.
Oh. I still think you did a GREAT job! You had me rolling. lol Thanks for the laughs. :)

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Oh. I still think you did a GREAT job! You had me rolling. lol Thanks for the laughs. :)
gunz did you flash Jaded again? :D

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7

Oh. I still think you did a GREAT job! You had me rolling. lol Thanks for the laughs. :)

:angry:ing kiss ass :shakeno:
























:jk: :D

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

gunz did you flash Jaded again? :D

One way or another your next, smart ass!

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by Jaded 7



And, we still have........what is it that we actually agree on again? lol
:heart:

We both:
like Watermelon, like killing small animals, hate Will & Grace, hate country music, were on Unsolved Mysteries, have killed hobos...

Wait, those are me.

We both like watermelon :hungry:

Valerie
05-16-2003, 11:56 AM
:chuckle: WOW! We don't have much in common, do we, honey? Well, we'll always have watermellon. :hungry: :buddies: :heart:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Well, we'll always have watermellon. :hungry: :buddies: :heart:
Is that what the kids call it these days?

mybills
05-16-2003, 01:18 PM
sorry gunz
I chose MissB
not to be mean
but they rolled off the tongue
and we need a new Queen! :evil:

imbondz
05-16-2003, 01:24 PM
Gunz gets my vote. All original and all hysterical

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by mybills
sorry gunz
I chose MissB
not to be mean
but they rolled off the tongue
and we need a new Queen! :evil:
Oh no. Once again it comes down to men vs women. This isn't Survivor.

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

Oh no. Once again it comes down to men vs women. This isn't Survivor.

:eek: Maybe EE told them to vote against me! Women who voted against me :chair: gunz Women who vote for me :cp: gunz

Your choice ladies :hump: :D

Ebenezer
05-16-2003, 01:35 PM
I'm a guy and voted for Miss B.

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 01:36 PM
eb :chair: gunz

Earthquake Enyart
05-16-2003, 01:43 PM
Yeah, I control votes... :rolleyes:

I got 5 in the first round, and, no offense to my co horts, but I whipped everyone's ass in survivor and got all of 5 votes.

:drool:

Plus, I sent MissB the one copy..... sorry. :ill:

I sent her 1 or 2 more she didn't use that were EE originals. :huh:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 01:48 PM
So you admit to writing her stuff behind the scene? What is she Millie Vanillie?

Earthquake Enyart
05-16-2003, 01:51 PM
Gunz spends a lot of time sniffing around cntry gal,
Wishing that she was his life long pal.
Cntry poses for many a pic,
Little does she know that with each click,
A psycho shrine is being built in gunz corral.

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 01:52 PM
I never realized how many people have no flow. :eek:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 01:56 PM
So many people have no flow
Cuz they run out of mojo
I'll show you how it's done
All the way til kingdom come
Bend your ass over like a mofo

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 01:59 PM
Miyagi's got the flow. We shoulda been black.

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 02:03 PM
I AM black. From the waist down and from the thighs up.
:D

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
So you admit to writing her stuff behind the scene? What is she Millie Vanillie?

Some people just aren't creative like you and I MM :shakeno:

mybills
05-16-2003, 02:05 PM
hey bro, mine had flow :earpoke:

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 02:05 PM
How come EE didn't send me any limericks to use? :sadwalk:

imbondz
05-16-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I never realized how many people have no flow. :eek:

yeah, most don't have any flow. Unlike this one:

patrick put on his mitten
and touched himself and his kitten
he screamed like a whore
his hand was so sore
cuz the real thing he'll never be gittin'


:snicker:

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 02:12 PM
Yes, that definitely had flow. :D

Valerie
05-16-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by imbondz yeah, most don't have any flow. Unlike this one:

patrick put on his mitten
and touched himself and his kitten
he screamed like a whore
his hand was so sore
cuz the real thing he'll never be gittin'


:snicker:
:lol: Now, that's funny stuff! lol Nice job, Imbondz.:up:

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 03:49 PM
Yikes, this is going to be close
so I give another dose
of original rhyme
I had a fun time
I hope at least I win by a nose!

imbondz
05-16-2003, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
Yikes, this is going to be close
so I give another dose
of original rhyme
I had a fun time
I hope at least I win by a nose!

Wow Gunz, I was going to vote for you until you posted that :flush:


:D:jk:

honey
05-16-2003, 05:58 PM
I voted for gunz, because in log's first post in the thread he said, "...not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game."

All of gunzlingr's limericks were original and took skill. Only my own rationale, of course.

Both MissB and gunz were hilarious, it was the "originality" that swung it for me. :D

mybills
05-16-2003, 07:44 PM
Like Jaded, I never heard those before...so technically, I originally heard them from MissB. :D

imbondz
05-16-2003, 08:41 PM
wow, this one's intense :sweat:

Mr.Reality
05-16-2003, 08:45 PM
I didn't vote, because I got voted out and I'm pissed.

Who wants it?

imbondz
05-16-2003, 08:47 PM
I'll take it. :mex:

mybills
05-16-2003, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
I didn't vote, because I got voted out and I'm pissed.



if only your friends could read...duplicate isp votes don't count! :snicker:

honey
05-16-2003, 09:21 PM
:rofl: :gag:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 09:42 PM
WOW this one is going down to the wire too.

Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 10:05 PM
I'll take your vote mr. R!

lordofgun
05-16-2003, 11:26 PM
Dang, it's close.

I shoulda copied a bunch of yo mamma jokes in the first round. It would have made things a lot easier since a lot of you dorks are voting for other people via a Miss B proxy. :shakeno: :D

Valerie
05-17-2003, 12:09 AM
Another tie???

Mr. Miyagi
05-17-2003, 10:47 AM
What are we going to do about that?

Sudden death overtime with a 2 rounder again!!! :clap:

4thAndLong
05-17-2003, 10:57 AM
I think I was the tiebreaker. :gag:

lordofgun
05-17-2003, 12:03 PM
gunz moves on!

Gunzlingr
05-17-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by 4thAndLong
I think I was the tiebreaker. :gag:

:hail: 4th :hail: 4th

shelby
05-17-2003, 02:04 PM
Wow....good match!!!
:up:

Who did the Colonel vote for? :scratch:

Mr.Reality
05-17-2003, 03:39 PM
I got screwed on a technicality
Which goes beyond all practicality
I left the tourney on a gurney
Tomorrow I'm goin' golfin early
The truth is stranger than Reality.

Sabre Ally
05-17-2003, 04:27 PM
:laughter:

shelby
05-17-2003, 04:42 PM
is anything stranger than Mr. Reality?

oh yeah...i forgot about SoFl:doh:
:lol:

Mr. Miyagi
05-17-2003, 05:19 PM
I still don't understand what technicality MR thinks he got screwed on. :scratch:

I bought that winning vote fair and square. :D

Mr.Reality
05-17-2003, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I bought that winning vote fair and square. :D
You better kick his ass in the next round or I'm gonna look very foolish.

Instructions are forthcoming on where to leave the unmarked zonebucks in exchange for my vote.

Mr. Miyagi
05-17-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality

You better kick his ass in the next round or I'm gonna look very foolish.

Instructions are forthcoming on where to leave the unmarked zonebucks in exchange for my vote.
I will do my best to not disappoint. Gunz is very tough though. :)

Mr.Reality
05-17-2003, 07:19 PM
My whole reputation rests on this. If I go home losing to a loser I'll be flogged and skinned like Kermit the Frog at a Vietnamese flea market.

Don't let me down.

imbondz
05-17-2003, 10:11 PM
If MM beats Gunz in the semi-finals, I think it would go down as the biggest upset in Insult Tourney History. Hands down. Kind of like when Villanova upset Memphis State in the '85 Final four en route to the greatest upset of all time in college hoops defeating Georgetown. :D

mybills
05-17-2003, 10:20 PM
there oughta be a BIGGEST WHINNER tourney...I know who'd win THAT one! :snicker:

Mr.Reality
05-17-2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by mybills
there oughta be a BIGGEST WHINNER tourney...I know who'd win THAT one!
PATTRICK?

Gunzlingr
05-18-2003, 09:27 AM
:lol:

Cntrygal
05-18-2003, 09:47 AM
:eek:

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
Gunz spends a lot of time sniffing around cntry gal,
Wishing that she was his life long pal.
Cntry poses for many a pic,
Little does she know that with each click,
A psycho shrine is being built in gunz corral.

:lol:

EE... How did I become one of your favorite topics? ;)

The_Philster
05-18-2003, 10:18 AM
Looks like you're a favorite topic of Gunz as well. :snicker:

Cntrygal
05-18-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by The_Philster
Looks like you're a favorite topic of Gunz as well. :snicker:

Hmmm... I must have missed his "Cntry Tributes". :insane:

The_Philster
05-18-2003, 10:53 AM
I'm just going by EE's limerick ;)

Gunzlingr
05-18-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Cntrygal


Hmmm... I must have missed his &quot;Cntry Tributes&quot;. :insane:

me too!

Cntrygal
05-18-2003, 09:41 PM
:drunks: