FINAL: Round 2: lordofgun and Patrick76777 15-15 tie

[lordofgun]

Round 2: Patrick76777 vs. lordofgun

Round 2 will be limericks. That's right, not only does it take original insults, but also some skill to win this game.

<i>For the uneducated, a limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.</i>

Ex:

<i>There once was a parson named Bings
Who talked about God and such things.
But his secret desire
Was to join a mixed choir
With nice ladies with whom he'd have flings.</i>

<b>Please note that I did not write the above limerick. It sucks.</b>

Notice lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme and lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

If that's too tough for you, you shouldn't be here. If only BOA had made it to round 2. :snicker:

Each contestant will take turns insulting each other. This round will consist of just <b>5 turns</b> apiece, so make them good.

IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY a 5-line limerick in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed which are not a part of a limerick.

And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

Patrick76777 will go first. (smallest margin of victory in Round 1)

[Patrick76777]

We knew a boy named Lord of Gun
When he heard his daddy he would run
For he was just a boy
And he did not enjoy
When daddy would put meat in his bun.

[lordofgun]

Met Patrick about 12 PM
He tried to poke me with his stem.
He was so ugly
I started to flee
God molded his face from BMs.

[Patrick76777]

Elmira is a town in the Sticks
Its residents are referred to as Hicks
Shallow is the dating pool
So they follow the simple rule
Marrying your sister is the fix.

[lordofgun]

Since Patrick couldn't land Jaded
He said it was his life he hated.
His wife was not tasty
She was white and pasty
He frequently masterbated.

[Patrick76777]

Log loves the computer so I’ve heard
He runs a site about the charging herd
20 hours a day is a bit much
Soon he’ll be out of touch
But that is the life of a computer nerd

[lordofgun]

Seventeen days in a row
Patrick sucked my big toe.
He begged for mercy
I nicknamed him Percy
And turned him into a male ho.

[Patrick76777]

Log’s son was born and times were not sad
But the good times would soon turn bad
Mom is so pretty
Which makes it so s#itty
That new baby ended up looking like dad.

[lordofgun]

Patrick thinks he's Mr. Witty
But his rhymes ask for nothing but pity.
My foot in his mouth
I'll send it down south
And then I will rip off his titty.

[Patrick76777]

Log’s losing his hair I’m afraid it needed to be said
Each morning piles and piles he leaves in his bed
Rogaine you’ll soon be needing
The hair is quickly receding
Soon you’ll lose the fore and upgrade to a Fivehead.

[lordofgun]

I just kicked your ass in a big way
I'll do it again without delay.
I'm glad this is finished
Your skills have diminished
Congratulations, you wasted my day.

[lordofgun]

It's over. Good job Pat.

Voting ends at 1am eastern tonight.

[Valerie]

You guys were GREAT! Log, I'm so glad you decided to enter one of your twisted and evil contests. You're very good at this. :hi5:

I honestly don't know who to vote for.

[Ebenezer]

at least you guys got away from the gay/incest jokes...those are getting over used...

[Mr. Miyagi]

This is the best match so far!

[honey]

It was hilarious! I think log's limericks rolled off the tongue a bit smoother, but both were GREAT! :up:

[imbondz]

Log :10:

Pat :5:

[Gunzlingr]

I have to say that I wished BOA would have been here, you guys would have went down hard! :snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by gunzlingr
I have to say that I wished BOA would have been here, you guys would have went down hard! :snicker:
Would have went??? And look who's making fun of somebody else's grammar!

[ArcticWildMan]

OMG!!! Can you imagine BOA trying to compose a limmerick? :dizzy:

[Gunzlingr]

I am serious. You guys suck! :D

[Mr.Reality]

haha

[Patrick76777]

8-3 and the Dozer family didn’t even get a chance to vote against me yet.

[Mr.Reality]

I think it was very close. LOG just landed a couple of whoppers. lol

[LtBillsFan66]

Wow. Tough vote. Funny stuff.

[shelby]

Excellent job!:up:

[Gazoo]

Patrick had a nice finish, but LOG was more consistent, his poetry had more flow each line from beginning to end while Patrick's was more centered around the last word. This critic has to go with LOG!

[Patrick76777]

everytime I get close! he gets another vote.

[Valerie]

I still haven't voted, Patrick. Maybe you can persuade me to vote for you. ;) What's my vote worth to you, my little wingman? lol

[Patrick76777]

you name it hun!

[lordofgun]

I honor her by naming her in my rhyme and she still doesn't vote for me. :shakeno:

I shoulda named shelby unstead. :tongue:

[Patrick76777]

Tied up baby. BTW LOG I loved the one with Jaded. Very funny.

[4thAndLong]

LOG. :10:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by lordofgun I honor her by naming her in my rhyme and she still doesn't vote for me. :shakeno:

I shoulda named shelby unstead. :tongue:
I still haven't voted, Log. I just came down to see what the score was. I'm torn and I don't want to be the deciding vote. :(

[lordofgun]

Why don't you just vote for who you thought did the best? It's a simple concept. :D

[Valerie]

I know, but I thought you both did a great job. I was up in bed when I realized I still didn't vote.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Did you vote in my thread yet then Jaded?

[Valerie]

Oopps. No. I haven't been voting much. I like everyone and so far everyone is doing such a good job. I hate having to pick one person over another. I'll go check out your votes now, Mr. M.

[BTP]

Now this is what Im talking about ...pretty good stuff guys

[lordofgun]

13 of you have no sense of humor. And 2 of you voted for Pat out of pity. :snicker:

[shelby]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Patrick thinks he's Mr. Witty
But his rhymes ask for nothing but pity.
My foot in his mouth
I'll send it down south
And then I will rip off his titty.

The fact that log used the word "titty" in a limerick was worthy of my vote.
:rofl:

Nice job y'all!
:snicker:

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by lordofgun
And 2 of you voted for Pat out of pity. :snicker:



that may be true, but EE, Shelby, dozer and Dazydog, NEVER vote for me. It's like starting in a 4-0 hole everytime I play.


That being said.................

[Patrick76777]

You did a great job log. good luck with the rest. I knew I needed my A++++ game to win against you and I guess I didn't quite get there. Good Luck in the next round.

[Valerie]

And I always vote for you. So, you know you've got at least one vote in your pocket. :peck:

[ticatfan]

:cynic:

[Cntrygal]

By far the best match so far (esp with the fast responses to each other!)!! :up: