PEANUT GALLERY for round 2!

[Gunzlingr]

Let's keep the rounds seperate, so we can monitor the progress of the contestants.

[clumping platelets]

Patrick's opener is :rofl:

[Valerie]

Who died and left you in charge, Gunz? Geez, give the man a little power and it goes to his head.

:jk:

I thought both openers were pretty good. This part of the insults is going to be hard.

[lordofgun]

I made him boss. Shut your yapper.

[Gunzlingr]

I just thought that it would be nice to keep things separated for each round, J!

LOG's comeback was dy-no-mite!

[Valerie]

Originally posted by lordofgun I made him boss. Shut your yapper.
:tongue:

[clumping platelets]

ugly and flee-----------> weak

Patrick's in the lead


(( Go West Seneca West ))

:yikes:

[lordofgun]

More gay incest jokes. :up:

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
ugly and flee-----------> weak

Patrick's in the lead


(( Go West Seneca West ))

:yikes:

Someone's still bitter from Round 1. :eek: ;) :tongue:

[TypicalBill]

wow... very strong start. All of'em were great.


:movie:

[TypicalBill]

Since Patrick couldn't land Jaded
He said it was his life he hated.
His wife was not tasty
She was white and pasty
He frequently masterbated.


:evil:

[honey]

:rofl: Freaking hilarious! :chuckle:

[Valerie]

These are great!:laughter: At this rate, we'll be voting for Patrick and Log by noon. :clap:

[honey]

But which one should we vote for? :huh:

[TypicalBill]

Originally posted by honey
But which one should we vote for? :huh:


i guess we'll have to wait and see:huddle:

[Valerie]

I don't know. I only voted in three contests so far. I feel guilty when I vote. I like everyone and I don't want to have to choose. :( I voted for Miss B, Eb because I felt sorry for him and Patrick because I didn't understand half the stuff BOA wrote. This one between Log and Patrick is going to be really, really hard.

[lordofgun]

Jaded, you have to vote for me since I was the first to use your name in a limerick. :D

I'm such a romantic. :snicker:

[honey]

:movie:

[TypicalBill]

:movie:

[clumping platelets]

:rofl:@honey

[clumping platelets]

and TB :chuckle:

[honey]

I love a good movie! ;)

[TypicalBill]

lol ... this is fun, just sit back and watch ;)

[honey]

Pat's was :up:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by lordofgun Jaded, you have to vote for me since I was the first to use your name in a limerick. :D

I'm such a romantic. :snicker:
Okay, if that's how it works. lol

[honey]

Oh, MM, you can do better than that! :shakeno:

[honey]

:movie: This is GREAT. Good thing the kiddo's asleep! :D

[TypicalBill]

Seventeen days in a row
Patrick sucked my big toe.
He begged for mercy
I nicknamed him Percy
And turned him into a male ho.



i cant stop :laughter: ...this one's big


LOG vs PAT is too good.


:movie:

[Mr.Reality]

lol

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by honey
Oh, MM, you can do better than that! :shakeno:
Sorry if me limerick is not up to your par
Maybe in this tournament I won't go too far
But at least I'll have fun
When it's all said and done
I'll buy everyone a few rounds in the bar!

[Gunzlingr]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

Sorry if me limerick is not up to your par
Maybe in this tournament I won't go too far
But at least I'll have fun
When it's all said and done
I'll buy everyone a few rounds in the bar!

Kiss Ass! I am definately voting for your opponent now! :cynic:

[Ebenezer]

probably be cheap beer too.

[Mr. Miyagi]

:couch:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by gunzlingr Kiss Ass! I am definately voting for your opponent now! :cynic:

Originally posted by Ebenezer probably be cheap beer too.
YIKES! Rough crowd, huh Mr. M? I'll vote for you. :) Just be sure to buy me a BJ shot instead of a beer. Okay? lol

[honey]

:rofl: Now, I thought THAT one was good, MM!

[Ebenezer]

it was funny honey...but cheap beer is always bad.

[honey]

He said he'd buy "rounds" - that doesn't necessarily mean BEER! :lol:

[Mr.Reality]

I'll buy ya two rounds.

How much does this thing pay, anyway?

[Ebenezer]

that is true...but how much Ouzo do you think MM could afford?? :lol!:

[FischInMich]

When the hell is he gonna stop trying to buy votes in here, and go over there and earn some?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by FischInMich
When the hell is he gonna stop trying to buy votes in here, and go over there and earn some?
Uh, I just started. :D

[honey]

I'ts YOUR turn, MM! Now get on the ball and get rolling! :D

[TypicalBill]

The LOG - PAT game is a role model... each has already posted 4 times and each post is awesome.

Quality + Quantity

You guys are great!:up:

[TypicalBill]

:movie:

[clumping platelets]

My vote can be "persuaded" :D

[honey]

"Almost persuaded...." :rofl:

(just a little tribute to COUNTRY MUSIC, just for Eb!) :D

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
My vote can be "persuaded" :D


Go West Go!

[clumping platelets]

:up:

[honey]

Ummmm, I didn't get that one, Pat! Are you talking about golf? :huh: :D

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by honey
Ummmm, I didn't get that one, Pat! Are you talking about golf? :huh: :D


I was afraid of that. Instead of a Forehead he’ll have a Fivehead.

[clumping platelets]

I get it..........but WE did go to West Seneca West :bravo:

[Patrick76777]

It was a great school! And it produced some great people. Even if some of those great people don't give the school the proper respect.

[imbondz]

Log's kicking @$$, it's not even close.

:mex:

[clumping platelets]

I disagree...........Patrick's in the lead

[Mr.Reality]

I think it's very close.

[imbondz]

Originally posted by clumping platelets
I disagree...........Patrick's in the lead

I disagree.........Log's in the lead

[Gunzlingr]

I think that BOA owns both of those losers! :snicker2:

[TypicalBill]

the margin between the two is very slim..but i have LOG slightly in the lead.


Seventeen days in a row
Patrick sucked my big toe.
He begged for mercy
I nicknamed him Percy
And turned him into a male ho.

i cant stop laughing whenever i read this :lol:


a better one by Pat, and i could go his way .... too close right now.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by honey "Almost persuaded...." :rofl:

(just a little tribute to COUNTRY MUSIC, just for Eb!) :D
I know that one, Honey! :) I lived in old country music hell for most of my life. lol Who sings that? Marty Robbins?

[honey]

David Houston, actually, Jaded! :up:

[Gunzlingr]

I wonder when Miss B will "grace" us with her presence? :rolleyes:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Don't be anxy. She'll show. :)

[mybills]

:rofl: LOG...titty...lol...OMG! :chuckle:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by honey David Houston, actually, Jaded! :up:
Actually, I hate to say this, but that song isn't that bad. lol

And I was almost persuaded to let strange lips lead me on
Almost persuaded but your sweet love made me stop and go home.

[Earthquake Enyart]

I can't wait for Pat to start crying about the format. :snicker:

[Patrick76777]

I loved the format. Made me nervous at first but I thought I did very well.

[Patrick76777]

Thanks for the vote EE.

[Mr. Miyagi]

It was a tight race. You both did very well. :up:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Why is Thurm busting on Dozer? I thought he's up against BillC?

[THATHURMANATOR]

EXACTLY...

[Mr. Miyagi]

They're not the same person, are they???

[Michael82]

Yeah, EVERYONE knows that Dozer is BillC, Fat Tony, and other personalities too. Check out their writing styles. And don't you remember? Dozer blew it when he was in the Survivor contest and was using BillC's username, but somehow the beans were spilled. BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Wow I had no idea. So Dozer, BillC and Fat Tony are all the same person??? What a strange dude. I bet Dazydog is actually him too!

[Gunzlingr]

That was awesome Thurm, but the last line was a bit weak.

[Earthquake Enyart]

I'm sorry but the Myagi / Reality bout has the worst limericks I have ever seen. They are even having a hard time rhyming.

BOA vs. ticat would be more entertaining.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Originally posted by gunzlingr
That was awesome Thurm, but the last line was a bit weak.

Everyones a critic huh??? LOL
:nerd:

[imbondz]

Originally posted by gunzlingr
That was awesome Thurm, but the last line was a bit weak.

I thought the last line was right on. It didn't rhyme, but that's why it was funny

[THATHURMANATOR]

It kinda rhymed a little bit right?

[imbondz]

no

[lordofgun]

It had an R at the end. Doesn't that count?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm sorry but the Myagi / Reality bout has the worst limericks I have ever seen. They are even having a hard time rhyming.

I'm pretty sure everything I wrote rhymed.

[imbondz]

Originally posted by Mike32282
Yeah, EVERYONE knows that Dozer is BillC, Fat Tony, and other personalities too. Check out their writing styles. And don't you remember? Dozer blew it when he was in the Survivor contest and was using BillC's username, but somehow the beans were spilled. BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:


:eek:

but BillC is so much funnier than Dozer

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by Mike32282
BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:


HE IS NOT! is that true. really!

[Valerie]

Is Dozer really BOA?

And, I had no idea he was Fat Tony. I'm gonna deck Fat Tony! lol I think Bill C. is one of the funniest posters here. Even though I hate the guy, he does make me laugh. lol

[Mr.Reality]

I didn't know it was possible to run multiple personalitites.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Originally posted by lordofgun
It had an R at the end. Doesn't that count?

YES!!!

Hey I figured out the quote tool!:guitar:

[lordofgun]

No, Dozer is not BOA. Fat Tony is used by a few staff members to post odds, etc. But I think it's usually Dozer.

Trust me, I'm keeping an eye on things to make sure no "questionable" votes slip through the cracks.

[Patrick76777]

It's just too weird.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
I didn't know it was possible to run multiple personalitites.

Me either:gossip:

[Patrick76777]

As long as he's not BOA, that would have freaked me out.

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
I didn't know it was possible to run multiple personalitites.

It is, but you're not allowed to run more than one in the tourney. You're also not allowed to vote with more than one.

[Patrick76777]

I'm just going to assume that everybody is Dozer.

[Valerie]

Me too, Patrick!

[Gunzlingr]

Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR


Me either:gossip:

Neither did Big Doug!

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Patrick76777 I'm just going to assume that everybody is Dozer.
I'm not Dozer. :D

[lordofgun]

I'm Dozer.

[lordofgun]

Weren't you guys paying attention in the survivor game when Dozer admitted he was BillC?

[ArcticWildMan]

I thought I was? :scratch:

[lordofgun]

You are.

[The Colonel]

"I am Spartacus!" errr... I mean "I am Dozer"

[Earthquake Enyart]

It would not surprise me one bit if jaded was dozer.

[The Colonel]

Actually I am not dozer. If I were, I would have to deep fry myself.

[TypicalBill]

do you guys really beleive that a guy from Kuwait, of all places, could be a Bills fan? :rolleyes:

[Earthquake Enyart]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Maybe I am dozer!!! After all, he is the only one who has "seen" me. :eek:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I heard Dozer is also Tina Turner.

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by TypicalBill
do you guys really beleive that a guy from Kuwait, of all places, could be a Bills fan? :rolleyes:


Now that's a good one.

[Mr.Reality]

I'll be Dozer if you vote for me.

[lordofgun]

Dozer made up TB for media attention. Suckers at the D&C. :snicker:

[TypicalBill]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I heard Dozer is also Tina Turner.



:rofl:

[Patrick76777]

I knew he was BillC, I had suspicions about Fat Tony and it makes sense now because I remember FT scolding me once Dozer loves trying to do that. I thought he was the Colonel also.

[Gunzlingr]

Originally posted by Mike32282
Yeah, EVERYONE knows that Dozer is BillC, Fat Tony, and other personalities too. Check out their writing styles. And don't you remember? Dozer blew it when he was in the Survivor contest and was using BillC's username, but somehow the beans were spilled. BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:

No wonder Bill C never paid me back the $10,000 zbs I loaned him to pay Fat Tony

I need to *****slap BillC next time I see him!

[Valerie]

I'm gonna *****slap Fat Tony. I don't like him!

[Patrick76777]

I bet he’s Wys also. There’s no way he’s a real guy.

[TypicalBill]

that wouldn't be a good idea Jaded, he'd probably like it.

[The Colonel]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
I knew he was BillC, I had suspicions about Fat Tony and it makes sense now because I remember FT scolding me once Dozer loves trying to do that. I thought he was the Colonel also.


Then again, maybe I am Dozer... :confused:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by TypicalBill that wouldn't be a good idea Jaded, he'd probably like it.
:chuckle: You're probably right, Typical.

[Patrick76777]

It’s funny because I was almost sure of it. I even made fun of him for it. If it’s not him, I’d say it’s LOG, CP or Eb.

[Valerie]

I don't think the Colonel is Dozer. At first I thought it was Rude, but now I'm not sure anymore. Although I'm pretty sure he's not Dozer.

[lordofgun]

I can tell you right now Dozer is not the Colonel...and neither am I. :snicker:

[Patrick76777]

Lordo, You suck. Back down from me. We should have gone at it like men. Not with this Limerick BS. I'd clean the floor with you you little girl.

[The Colonel]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
I don't think the Colonel is Dozer. At first I thought it was Rude, but now I'm not sure anymore. Although I'm pretty sure he's not Dozer.

You dummies haven't a clue do you? :rolleyes:

[Colonel Klink]

Well, as Sgt. Schultz would say: "I know nutzing!"

[Michael82]

Do you guys know who FinMama is? :snicker:

I do! :D

[Patrick76777]

The sad part is, the site really only has about 20 members the rest are just aliases.

[mybills]

If you didn't catch on in the survivor game, that BillC is Dozer, he insulted me in this game about Rhode Island. Dozer has family in RI. Pay attention people! :freako:

By the way, I'm seeing some familiar stuff...ehem..that I wrote first...jeesh, vote me out & steal my lines! Ya'll "posers".. :rolleyes:

[Michael82]

Also, I am really not this 21 year old virgin named Mike. I am really lordofgun and I have nothing to do all day but run a site with many of my different personalities. Me and Dozer make up 75% of the current members here. :snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'm out with my round.

I know I didn't start out too well, but I warmed up in the last round, I think. MR can't even rhyme!!!

[Michael82]

Oh and everybodies favorite Quiz master...Quizlet is really Dozer. :evil:

:D

[Gunzlingr]

I have written 3469 limericks, but am not getting to use them. I wish Miss B would get released from lockdown already

[Mr. Miyagi]

gunz did you like my last one? It just came out out of nowhere. :)

[mybills]

I don't care who you are, Mike..I love those penguins!;)

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
Lordo, You suck. Back down from me. We should have gone at it like men. Not with this Limerick BS. I'd clean the floor with you you little girl.

Hey, the YOU SUCK routine is mine! :shakeno:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Dang it now that I've shedded off my writer's block, the round is over. :angry:

[Gunzlingr]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
gunz did you like my last one? It just came out out of nowhere. :)

I like the Don't touch yourself there, one best. It might be enough to get my vote ;)

[Mr. Miyagi]

And the fact that his last one didn't even rhyme, at all......:rolleyes:

[Michael82]

Thanks mybills! I love them too! I grabbed it from 4thandlong when he tried to smack Mr.Reality around. I keep laughing everytime i see it. :lol:

[Patrick76777]

Looks like P-Diddy is making a little bit of a comeback. I was about to concede victory.


COME ON BABY, Daddy needs a new pair of AIR FORCE ONES.

[TypicalBill]

:movie:

[honey]

Actually, everyone - I'm Eb. :D (Didn't you wonder why I liked the name Frank so much? :chuckle: )

[Michael82]

Patrick, I'm with you! I totally agree with these sudden changes of rules...LOG knew that he couldn't beat you in an insult competition, so he added the rhyming crap to beat you. It's an abuse of power and would be like Jeff Probst in Survivor himself to help one of the tribes out. :rolleyes:

[lordofgun]

:rolleyes: is right.

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by Mike32282
Patrick, I'm with you! I totally agree with these sudden changes of rules...LOG knew that he couldn't beat you in an insult competition, so he added the rhyming crap to beat you. It's an abuse of power and would be like Jeff Probst in Survivor himself to help one of the tribes out. :rolleyes:


Actually I was joking. But if you still want to vote for me I'll agree with you.

[THATHURMANATOR]

And the fact that LOG is a power hungry Bastard is new to all of you?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Where the heck are BillC and Miss B???

[THATHURMANATOR]

AFRAID!!!

[Gunzlingr]

They should be!

[Mr.Reality]

Good game Mr. Miyagi. You had me laughing.

[Mr.Reality]

Good game Mr. Miyagi. You had me laughing.

[Mr. Miyagi]

You too. Clearly rhyming isn't either of our thing. ;)

[Mr. Miyagi]

Oh boy Patrick is catching up to LOG.

[honey]

:eek: That was hard to read, BillC!

btw - do you know how to spell? :rolleyes:

[shelby]

Originally posted by The Colonel


You dummies haven't a clue do you? :rolleyes:

i know who you are....i know you like certain Stephen King novels, too;)

:ontome:

[mybills]

There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her ass flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

:rofl:

MissB might just be the queen of this tourney! :D

[Mr.Reality]

Miss Buffalo. lmao.

[Ebenezer]

oh, going for the sex slant right away...this is going to be brutal...:chuckle:

[shelby]

Limerick smack. Further proof of log's evil :angry:ing genius.

:snicker:

[BillC]

So....


....what's everybody talking about today? 10 pages! I'm to lazy to read them.



:couch:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by BillC So........what's everybody talking about today? 10 pages! I'm to lazy to read them.

:couch:
:rolleyes: What else is new? You're too lazy to do anything yourself. You need someone to do all the work for you. All I can say is suck it up and read it yourself! I'm not going to be your cliff notes for this thread.:calm: :pir:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by The Colonel You dummies haven't a clue do you? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by shelby i know who you are....i know you like certain Stephen King novels, too;)

:ontome:
Nope, I'm clueless. Personally, I like not knowing who the aliases are on the board. I'm much happier being clueless and in the dark. :D

[BillC]

Go make the bed, and I like my eggs scrambled......

[mybills]

the MR.'s are even in the poll

[Mr.Reality]

3 rounds?

[Mr Angry]

:mad: It must be pretty quiet in Brazil, huh Gazoo? :mad:

Oh sure...he goes and pulls his post, right before I blast him.
Grind my beans whydontcha? :mad:

[Gazoo]

Limericks, limericks, limericks
Too many rhymes about dicks and *****s
It is I, the one with the most
But can't participate until my 100th post
In 2004, it'll be a crushing by my witty schtick

[lordofgun]

The rhymes were good, but the verse... :eek:

[Gunzlingr]

LOG, arent the limericks to be original?

Look familiar?

Submitted By: Lou Mandel
There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her c-nt flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1p.html

[ArcticWildMan]

Busted!!!!

[MissBuffalo]

did I break the rules??

[ArcticWildMan]

I don't think so. It just shows a lack of creativity (or the bad luck to get caught :D )

[MissBuffalo]

:rofl: No worries. I'll post my last one and than I'm off for the night.

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by gunzlingr
LOG, arent the limericks to be original?

Look familiar?

Submitted By: Lou Mandel
There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her c-nt flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1p.html

It's up to the voters, bro.

[Mr. Miyagi]

My limericks may well be lame
Rhyming has never been my name
At least I'm not like some lady
Whose sportsmanship is shady
I don't go cheating in my game

:jk:

[ArcticWildMan]

:lol:

[Mr. Miyagi]

NOW do I get your vote AWM? :D

[BillC]

Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

[ArcticWildMan]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
NOW do I get your vote AWM? :D


Hah!! My vote isn't bought THAT easily. I will consider offers of beer, however :biggrin:

[Mr. Miyagi]

There once was a quarterback named Bledsoe
Who is #1 because ThatThurminator said so
It used to be Jim Kelly
Who T followed with KY Jelly
And begged him to play "Tickle me Elmo"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rofl:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
Hah!! My vote isn't bought THAT easily. I will consider offers of beer, however :biggrin:
:cheers:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Holy cow LOG and Patrick are all tied up!!!

[imbondz]

Originally posted by BillC
Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

BillC - Aren't YOU Gunz, you cheater.

[Gunzlingr]

Originally posted by BillC
Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

I searched for her limerick, it seemed awful familiar.

[Gunzlingr]

BillC is giving thurm hell!

[imbondz]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Holy cow LOG and Patrick are all tied up!!!

How can this be?

Log's limericks were humorous, vulgar, gramatically correct, properly schemed(aabba), everything a limerick should be.

Patricks, just not so.

I demand a recount

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by imbondz


How can this be?

Log's limericks were humorous, vulgar, gramatically correct, properly schemed(aabba), everything a limerick should be.

Patricks, just not so.

I demand a recount


Who are you anyway. Did you know Log's married. You really don't have a chance with him

[Patrick76777]

Imbondz would like to write log a ballad
Although he tries Log can’t ditch the kid
He doesn’t like Patrick
And made Log his pick
Because he’d like to toss the man’s Salad

[honey]

:rofl: But kid doesn't rhyme with ballad or salad! :D

[lordofgun]

I would like to apologize for my vulgarness. It's so out of character. :eek:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by lordofgun I would like to apologize for my vulgarness. It's so out of character. :eek:
No it's not. I think this is your true character shining through. :D You can't hide behind those mesh hats and slacks forever you know. ;)

[Gunzlingr]

:lol:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Dang, I have to go through that tight race again.

[lordofgun]

Mine's close too, Miyagi. Whoever voted for Patrick obviously sucks and has no sense of humor.

[Valerie]

Well, I still haven't voted and every time I look at the score, one vote separates the two of you. I just can't bring myself to vote. :(

I'm soooo torn. Should I be a pansy like Earthquake and follow my heart or should I vote for the person who made me laugh more? Or are they one in the same? I don't know anymore.:dizzy:

Screw it! I'm going to bed without casting a vote. I hope the best person wins and I'm glad I won't be the swing vote. Sorry guys.

[lordofgun]

Fine with me! You would have voted for Patrick. :D

[honey]

Come on, J - don't be a wuss! Just do eenie, meenie or something! :D

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
Well, I still haven't voted and every time I look at the score, one vote separates the two of you. I just can't bring myself to vote. :(

I'm soooo torn. Should I be a pansy like Earthquake and follow my heart or should I vote for the person who made me laugh more? Or are they one in the same? I don't know anymore.:dizzy:

Screw it! I'm going to bed without casting a vote. I hope the best person wins and I'm glad I won't be the swing vote. Sorry guys.
Of course you vote with your heart for whoever makes you laugh more. Just like voting for President. :)

If Qualye were to run again, he's got my vote. :D

[Patrick76777]

At least it's close. I was getting pissed when it was 8-2. No way it should have been a blowout. But I STILL WANT TO WIN.

[Valerie]

There's my little wingman.:peck: I can't bring myself to vote. :(

[Patrick76777]

But I'm down by ONE

[lordofgun]

Jaded, you know you want to vote for Pat. Just do it already. :snicker:

[Valerie]

I know! And it's killing me. :(

[Valerie]

There. I did it. Now, what happens if you guys end up in a tie?

[lordofgun]

You have my permission. :D

[Patrick76777]

Hey Jaded, Log killed a baby bird yesterday.

[Valerie]

:chuckle: Yeah, bring my animal sympathies into play now. lol

I voted. Happy? What happens if it remains a tie?

[Patrick76777]

The cooler guy, ME, Wins.

[lordofgun]

Actually, it was today. I hit 2 birds with my truck going 65 MPH. That had to hurt. I looked in my rear view mirror and there were feathers everywhere.

[honey]

I just DO NOT believe you guys are in here talking about this game when there is a beautiful eclipse of the moon going on outside. (I can see it from my window, so I'm excused!) :D

[Mr. Miyagi]

That means Jaded is voting for me too?

[Patrick76777]

Too cloudy. DId you really hit a bird?

[Valerie]

Originally posted by lordofgun Actually, it was today. I hit 2 birds with my truck going 65 MPH. That had to hurt. I looked in my rear view mirror and there were feathers everywhere.
Did you really hit two birds, Log? If so, I made the right choice. :D

Honey, I don't have a choice. The only thing nature is showing me is freaking gray sky and RAIN! :(

Mr. M, I voted for you. :peck:

[lordofgun]

Yes, I really hit two birds about 5 hours ago. :snicker:

Whatever it takes to ease your conscience, Jaded. You voted for Patrick just because he flirts with you. :shakeno:

[honey]

You must be getting the rain we had the past few days, J. :(

[lordofgun]

If you want to talk about rain, START A FREAKING RAIN THREAD!!! :angry:

[Patrick76777]

Did you vote for yourself Log?

I wish I hadn't voted for you.

[lordofgun]

Puhlease. You didn't vote for me, you poser.

[Patrick76777]

I just went outside, Rain and clouds. No moon, well besides for my neighbor Mrs. Johnson in her bathroom changing for bed.

[Valerie]

That's not true, Log. Patrick and I have a special bond. I'm always nice to him and I've always got his back and he always finds a way to screw me. lol One of these days I'm gonna learn to screw the Sponge before he screws me. lol Casting this vote would've been the perfect time to do it. But I blew it. :( Sorry.

Honey, we've had rain for over a week!!!!! And, it's not going to let up this weekend either. :(

[lordofgun]

Your vote means nothing to me. :snicker:

[Valerie]

You still haven't said what happens in the event of a tie, Log.

I'm going to bed now. Sweet dreams everyone! :z:

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by lordofgun
Puhlease. You didn't vote for me, you poser.


HEE HEE. just playin. so did you vote?

[lordofgun]

I never vote.

[honey]

Originally posted by lordofgun
If you want to talk about rain, START A FREAKING RAIN THREAD!!! :angry:

Well, it's not raining here, irregardless of what you think! :D

[lordofgun]

:angry: It's a good thing this isn't the NO TOS twilight zone.

[honey]

:D Yeah, what log (who hates the word irregardless) said!

[Patrick76777]

Ok, I'm going to bed. good luck Log. I'll check in in the morning.

[lordofgun]

Later bro.

[Gunzlingr]

what happens if an alias of a person were to vote? ie Dr. Phil were to vote? just curious.

[lordofgun]

It would not count.

[lordofgun]

And neither would the colonel. :snicker:

[Gunzlingr]

What about Snoop?

[Gunzlingr]

I am guessing that Miss B is forfeiting, so I think I will go to bed.

[Gunzlingr]

:D

[lordofgun]

I'm back up by 1. :phew:

[honey]

Originally posted by lordofgun
I'm back up by 1. :phew:

Irregardless - it's VERY close. :D

[lordofgun]

You're dead meat.

[honey]

"Go for it" - Rocky III :punchu:

:calm:

[Cntrygal]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
I'm just going to assume that everybody is Dozer.

:lol:

:drinker:

[imbondz]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
Imbondz would like to write log a ballad
Although he tries Log can’t ditch the kid
He doesn’t like Patrick
And made Log his pick
Because he’d like to toss the man’s Salad



Patrick got outwitted by Log
sniffs his left (and only) nut like a dog
wishes and wishes he could piss standing up
But Patrick he squats to pee-pee yup yup
and dreams of being cool like imbondz



Imbondz:

"Patrick, just because your upset like a little school girl that you lost to Log doesn't mean you have to throw a tantrum here. Be a good girl. Didn't they teach you sportsmanship in the seventh grade this year?"


Patrick:

:curtsey: "I'm sorry Imbondz. You're right. Please don't make up anymore limericks about me because they're hurtful and true.
p.s. I like you"

[Dr Phil]

Originally posted by gunzlingr
what happens if an alias of a person were to vote? ie Dr. Phil were to vote? just curious.

My vote is as valid as the next posters vote. I voted for George W. three times in Florida alone.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I NEED 1 VOTE TO TIE!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!

[TypicalBill]

:brush: whats up people!

[imbondz]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I NEED 1 VOTE TO TIE!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!

;)

[mybills]

Damn! It's still tied...looks like a do-over! :blamelog:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Thanks imbondz. :hi5:

[Mr. Miyagi]

So what happens if it's a tie?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by TypicalBill
:brush: whats up people!
TB did you vote for me yet???

*Shamelessly pulling votes*

[Mr. Miyagi]

Poll ends in 1/2 hour!

[mybills]

revote or rematch

[Mr. Miyagi]

Sudden death overtime?

[mybills]

I wouldn't worry about it, Mr.M...LOG has to throw out all of the duplicate isp addy's/alias votes! :D