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Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 09:45 AM
Let's keep the rounds seperate, so we can monitor the progress of the contestants.

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 09:52 AM
Patrick's opener is :rofl:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:54 AM
Who died and left you in charge, Gunz? Geez, give the man a little power and it goes to his head.

:jk:

I thought both openers were pretty good. This part of the insults is going to be hard.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 09:55 AM
I made him boss. Shut your yapper.

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 09:56 AM
I just thought that it would be nice to keep things separated for each round, J!

LOG's comeback was dy-no-mite!

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun I made him boss. Shut your yapper.
:tongue:

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 09:57 AM
ugly and flee-----------> weak

Patrick's in the lead


(( Go West Seneca West ))

:yikes:

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:00 AM
More gay incest jokes. :up:

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
ugly and flee-----------> weak

Patrick's in the lead


(( Go West Seneca West ))

:yikes:

Someone's still bitter from Round 1. :eek: ;) :tongue:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 10:01 AM
wow... very strong start. All of'em were great.


:movie:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 10:16 AM
Since Patrick couldn't land Jaded
He said it was his life he hated.
His wife was not tasty
She was white and pasty
He frequently masterbated.


:evil:

honey
05-15-2003, 10:17 AM
:rofl: Freaking hilarious! :chuckle:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 10:24 AM
These are great!:laughter: At this rate, we'll be voting for Patrick and Log by noon. :clap:

honey
05-15-2003, 10:26 AM
But which one should we vote for? :huh:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by honey
But which one should we vote for? :huh:


i guess we'll have to wait and see:huddle:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 10:29 AM
I don't know. I only voted in three contests so far. I feel guilty when I vote. I like everyone and I don't want to have to choose. :( I voted for Miss B, Eb because I felt sorry for him and Patrick because I didn't understand half the stuff BOA wrote. This one between Log and Patrick is going to be really, really hard.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:30 AM
Jaded, you have to vote for me since I was the first to use your name in a limerick. :D

I'm such a romantic. :snicker:

honey
05-15-2003, 10:30 AM
:movie:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 10:31 AM
:movie:

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 10:31 AM
:rofl:@honey

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 10:31 AM
and TB :chuckle:

honey
05-15-2003, 10:32 AM
I love a good movie! ;)

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 10:33 AM
lol ... this is fun, just sit back and watch ;)

honey
05-15-2003, 10:34 AM
Pat's was :up:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun Jaded, you have to vote for me since I was the first to use your name in a limerick. :D

I'm such a romantic. :snicker:
Okay, if that's how it works. lol

honey
05-15-2003, 10:40 AM
Oh, MM, you can do better than that! :shakeno:

honey
05-15-2003, 10:51 AM
:movie: This is GREAT. Good thing the kiddo's asleep! :D

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 10:58 AM
Seventeen days in a row
Patrick sucked my big toe.
He begged for mercy
I nicknamed him Percy
And turned him into a male ho.



i cant stop :laughter: ...this one's big


LOG vs PAT is too good.


:movie:

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 11:01 AM
lol

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by honey
Oh, MM, you can do better than that! :shakeno:
Sorry if me limerick is not up to your par
Maybe in this tournament I won't go too far
But at least I'll have fun
When it's all said and done
I'll buy everyone a few rounds in the bar!

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

Sorry if me limerick is not up to your par
Maybe in this tournament I won't go too far
But at least I'll have fun
When it's all said and done
I'll buy everyone a few rounds in the bar!

Kiss Ass! I am definately voting for your opponent now! :cynic:

Ebenezer
05-15-2003, 11:05 AM
probably be cheap beer too.

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 11:06 AM
:couch:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by gunzlingr Kiss Ass! I am definately voting for your opponent now! :cynic:

Originally posted by Ebenezer probably be cheap beer too.
YIKES! Rough crowd, huh Mr. M? I'll vote for you. :) Just be sure to buy me a BJ shot instead of a beer. Okay? lol

honey
05-15-2003, 11:15 AM
:rofl: Now, I thought THAT one was good, MM!

Ebenezer
05-15-2003, 11:15 AM
it was funny honey...but cheap beer is always bad.

honey
05-15-2003, 11:17 AM
He said he'd buy "rounds" - that doesn't necessarily mean BEER! :lol:

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 11:18 AM
I'll buy ya two rounds.

How much does this thing pay, anyway?

Ebenezer
05-15-2003, 11:20 AM
that is true...but how much Ouzo do you think MM could afford?? :lol!:

FischInMich
05-15-2003, 11:24 AM
When the hell is he gonna stop trying to buy votes in here, and go over there and earn some?

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by FischInMich
When the hell is he gonna stop trying to buy votes in here, and go over there and earn some?
Uh, I just started. :D

honey
05-15-2003, 11:27 AM
I'ts YOUR turn, MM! Now get on the ball and get rolling! :D

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 11:34 AM
The LOG - PAT game is a role model... each has already posted 4 times and each post is awesome.

Quality + Quantity

You guys are great!:up:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 11:36 AM
:movie:

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 11:36 AM
My vote can be "persuaded" :D

honey
05-15-2003, 11:41 AM
"Almost persuaded...." :rofl:

(just a little tribute to COUNTRY MUSIC, just for Eb!) :D

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
My vote can be "persuaded" :D


Go West Go!

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 11:46 AM
:up:

honey
05-15-2003, 11:54 AM
Ummmm, I didn't get that one, Pat! Are you talking about golf? :huh: :D

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by honey
Ummmm, I didn't get that one, Pat! Are you talking about golf? :huh: :D


I was afraid of that. Instead of a Forehead heíll have a Fivehead.

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 11:57 AM
I get it..........but WE did go to West Seneca West :bravo:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 12:00 PM
It was a great school! And it produced some great people. Even if some of those great people don't give the school the proper respect.

imbondz
05-15-2003, 12:07 PM
Log's kicking @$$, it's not even close.

:mex:

clumping platelets
05-15-2003, 12:10 PM
I disagree...........Patrick's in the lead

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 12:12 PM
I think it's very close.

imbondz
05-15-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by clumping platelets
I disagree...........Patrick's in the lead

I disagree.........Log's in the lead

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 12:20 PM
I think that BOA owns both of those losers! :snicker2:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 12:25 PM
the margin between the two is very slim..but i have LOG slightly in the lead.


Seventeen days in a row
Patrick sucked my big toe.
He begged for mercy
I nicknamed him Percy
And turned him into a male ho.

i cant stop laughing whenever i read this :lol:


a better one by Pat, and i could go his way .... too close right now.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by honey "Almost persuaded...." :rofl:

(just a little tribute to COUNTRY MUSIC, just for Eb!) :D
I know that one, Honey! :) I lived in old country music hell for most of my life. lol Who sings that? Marty Robbins?

honey
05-15-2003, 12:43 PM
David Houston, actually, Jaded! :up:

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 12:48 PM
I wonder when Miss B will "grace" us with her presence? :rolleyes:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 12:49 PM
Don't be anxy. She'll show. :)

mybills
05-15-2003, 12:54 PM
:rofl: LOG...titty...lol...OMG! :chuckle:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by honey David Houston, actually, Jaded! :up:
Actually, I hate to say this, but that song isn't that bad. lol

And I was almost persuaded to let strange lips lead me on
Almost persuaded but your sweet love made me stop and go home.

Earthquake Enyart
05-15-2003, 01:14 PM
I can't wait for Pat to start crying about the format. :snicker:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 01:18 PM
I loved the format. Made me nervous at first but I thought I did very well.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 01:19 PM
Thanks for the vote EE.

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 01:19 PM
It was a tight race. You both did very well. :up:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 01:49 PM
Why is Thurm busting on Dozer? I thought he's up against BillC?

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 01:54 PM
EXACTLY...

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 01:56 PM
They're not the same person, are they???

Michael82
05-15-2003, 01:59 PM
Yeah, EVERYONE knows that Dozer is BillC, Fat Tony, and other personalities too. Check out their writing styles. And don't you remember? Dozer blew it when he was in the Survivor contest and was using BillC's username, but somehow the beans were spilled. BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 02:01 PM
Wow I had no idea. So Dozer, BillC and Fat Tony are all the same person??? What a strange dude. I bet Dazydog is actually him too!

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 02:01 PM
That was awesome Thurm, but the last line was a bit weak.

Earthquake Enyart
05-15-2003, 02:03 PM
I'm sorry but the Myagi / Reality bout has the worst limericks I have ever seen. They are even having a hard time rhyming.

BOA vs. ticat would be more entertaining.

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
That was awesome Thurm, but the last line was a bit weak.

Everyones a critic huh??? LOL
:nerd:

imbondz
05-15-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
That was awesome Thurm, but the last line was a bit weak.

I thought the last line was right on. It didn't rhyme, but that's why it was funny

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 02:10 PM
It kinda rhymed a little bit right?

imbondz
05-15-2003, 02:12 PM
no

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:13 PM
It had an R at the end. Doesn't that count?

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm sorry but the Myagi / Reality bout has the worst limericks I have ever seen. They are even having a hard time rhyming.

I'm pretty sure everything I wrote rhymed.

imbondz
05-15-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
Yeah, EVERYONE knows that Dozer is BillC, Fat Tony, and other personalities too. Check out their writing styles. And don't you remember? Dozer blew it when he was in the Survivor contest and was using BillC's username, but somehow the beans were spilled. BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:


:eek:

but BillC is so much funnier than Dozer

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:


HE IS NOT! is that true. really!

Valerie
05-15-2003, 02:22 PM
Is Dozer really BOA?

And, I had no idea he was Fat Tony. I'm gonna deck Fat Tony! lol I think Bill C. is one of the funniest posters here. Even though I hate the guy, he does make me laugh. lol

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 02:24 PM
I didn't know it was possible to run multiple personalitites.

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
It had an R at the end. Doesn't that count?

YES!!!

Hey I figured out the quote tool!:guitar:

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:24 PM
No, Dozer is not BOA. Fat Tony is used by a few staff members to post odds, etc. But I think it's usually Dozer.

Trust me, I'm keeping an eye on things to make sure no "questionable" votes slip through the cracks.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:24 PM
It's just too weird.

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
I didn't know it was possible to run multiple personalitites.

Me either:gossip:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:25 PM
As long as he's not BOA, that would have freaked me out.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
I didn't know it was possible to run multiple personalitites.

It is, but you're not allowed to run more than one in the tourney. You're also not allowed to vote with more than one.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:26 PM
I'm just going to assume that everybody is Dozer.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 02:26 PM
Me too, Patrick!

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR


Me either:gossip:

Neither did Big Doug!

Valerie
05-15-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777 I'm just going to assume that everybody is Dozer.
I'm not Dozer. :D

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:26 PM
I'm Dozer.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:27 PM
Weren't you guys paying attention in the survivor game when Dozer admitted he was BillC?

ArcticWildMan
05-15-2003, 02:27 PM
I thought I was? :scratch:

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:28 PM
You are.

The Colonel
05-15-2003, 02:29 PM
"I am Spartacus!" errr... I mean "I am Dozer"

Earthquake Enyart
05-15-2003, 02:30 PM
It would not surprise me one bit if jaded was dozer.

The Colonel
05-15-2003, 02:30 PM
Actually I am not dozer. If I were, I would have to deep fry myself.

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 02:30 PM
do you guys really beleive that a guy from Kuwait, of all places, could be a Bills fan? :rolleyes:

Earthquake Enyart
05-15-2003, 02:33 PM
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

Maybe I am dozer!!! After all, he is the only one who has "seen" me. :eek:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 02:33 PM
I heard Dozer is also Tina Turner.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by TypicalBill
do you guys really beleive that a guy from Kuwait, of all places, could be a Bills fan? :rolleyes:


Now that's a good one.

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 02:34 PM
I'll be Dozer if you vote for me.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 02:34 PM
Dozer made up TB for media attention. Suckers at the D&C. :snicker:

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I heard Dozer is also Tina Turner.



:rofl:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:35 PM
I knew he was BillC, I had suspicions about Fat Tony and it makes sense now because I remember FT scolding me once Dozer loves trying to do that. I thought he was the Colonel also.

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
Yeah, EVERYONE knows that Dozer is BillC, Fat Tony, and other personalities too. Check out their writing styles. And don't you remember? Dozer blew it when he was in the Survivor contest and was using BillC's username, but somehow the beans were spilled. BTW....did you also know that Dozer is BillsOwnAll? bwaaahahahaha! :evil: :snicker:

No wonder Bill C never paid me back the $10,000 zbs I loaned him to pay Fat Tony

I need to bitchslap BillC next time I see him!

Valerie
05-15-2003, 02:39 PM
I'm gonna bitchslap Fat Tony. I don't like him!

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:41 PM
I bet heís Wys also. Thereís no way heís a real guy.

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 02:41 PM
that wouldn't be a good idea Jaded, he'd probably like it.

The Colonel
05-15-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
I knew he was BillC, I had suspicions about Fat Tony and it makes sense now because I remember FT scolding me once Dozer loves trying to do that. I thought he was the Colonel also.


Then again, maybe I am Dozer... :confused:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by TypicalBill that wouldn't be a good idea Jaded, he'd probably like it.
:chuckle: You're probably right, Typical.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 02:48 PM
Itís funny because I was almost sure of it. I even made fun of him for it. If itís not him, Iíd say itís LOG, CP or Eb.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 02:51 PM
I don't think the Colonel is Dozer. At first I thought it was Rude, but now I'm not sure anymore. Although I'm pretty sure he's not Dozer.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 03:01 PM
I can tell you right now Dozer is not the Colonel...and neither am I. :snicker:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 03:03 PM
Lordo, You suck. Back down from me. We should have gone at it like men. Not with this Limerick BS. I'd clean the floor with you you little girl.

The Colonel
05-15-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
I don't think the Colonel is Dozer. At first I thought it was Rude, but now I'm not sure anymore. Although I'm pretty sure he's not Dozer.

You dummies haven't a clue do you? :rolleyes:

Colonel Klink
05-15-2003, 03:08 PM
Well, as Sgt. Schultz would say: "I know nutzing!"

Michael82
05-15-2003, 03:08 PM
Do you guys know who FinMama is? :snicker:

I do! :D

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 03:10 PM
The sad part is, the site really only has about 20 members the rest are just aliases.

mybills
05-15-2003, 03:10 PM
If you didn't catch on in the survivor game, that BillC is Dozer, he insulted me in this game about Rhode Island. Dozer has family in RI. Pay attention people! :freako:

By the way, I'm seeing some familiar stuff...ehem..that I wrote first...jeesh, vote me out & steal my lines! Ya'll "posers".. :rolleyes:

Michael82
05-15-2003, 03:11 PM
Also, I am really not this 21 year old virgin named Mike. I am really lordofgun and I have nothing to do all day but run a site with many of my different personalities. Me and Dozer make up 75% of the current members here. :snicker:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 03:12 PM
I'm out with my round.

I know I didn't start out too well, but I warmed up in the last round, I think. MR can't even rhyme!!!

Michael82
05-15-2003, 03:13 PM
Oh and everybodies favorite Quiz master...Quizlet is really Dozer. :evil:

:D

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 03:14 PM
I have written 3469 limericks, but am not getting to use them. I wish Miss B would get released from lockdown already

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 03:16 PM
gunz did you like my last one? It just came out out of nowhere. :)

mybills
05-15-2003, 03:16 PM
I don't care who you are, Mike..I love those penguins!;)

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Lordo, You suck. Back down from me. We should have gone at it like men. Not with this Limerick BS. I'd clean the floor with you you little girl.

Hey, the YOU SUCK routine is mine! :shakeno:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 03:16 PM
Dang it now that I've shedded off my writer's block, the round is over. :angry:

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
gunz did you like my last one? It just came out out of nowhere. :)

I like the Don't touch yourself there, one best. It might be enough to get my vote ;)

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 03:20 PM
And the fact that his last one didn't even rhyme, at all......:rolleyes:

Michael82
05-15-2003, 03:23 PM
Thanks mybills! I love them too! I grabbed it from 4thandlong when he tried to smack Mr.Reality around. I keep laughing everytime i see it. :lol:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 03:27 PM
Looks like P-Diddy is making a little bit of a comeback. I was about to concede victory.


COME ON BABY, Daddy needs a new pair of AIR FORCE ONES.

TypicalBill
05-15-2003, 03:31 PM
:movie:

honey
05-15-2003, 03:31 PM
Actually, everyone - I'm Eb. :D (Didn't you wonder why I liked the name Frank so much? :chuckle: )

Michael82
05-15-2003, 03:34 PM
Patrick, I'm with you! I totally agree with these sudden changes of rules...LOG knew that he couldn't beat you in an insult competition, so he added the rhyming crap to beat you. It's an abuse of power and would be like Jeff Probst in Survivor himself to help one of the tribes out. :rolleyes:

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 03:37 PM
:rolleyes: is right.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
Patrick, I'm with you! I totally agree with these sudden changes of rules...LOG knew that he couldn't beat you in an insult competition, so he added the rhyming crap to beat you. It's an abuse of power and would be like Jeff Probst in Survivor himself to help one of the tribes out. :rolleyes:


Actually I was joking. But if you still want to vote for me I'll agree with you.

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 03:38 PM
And the fact that LOG is a power hungry Bastard is new to all of you?

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 03:38 PM
Where the heck are BillC and Miss B???

THATHURMANATOR
05-15-2003, 03:43 PM
AFRAID!!!

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 03:49 PM
They should be!

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 04:25 PM
Good game Mr. Miyagi. You had me laughing.

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 04:25 PM
Good game Mr. Miyagi. You had me laughing.

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 04:50 PM
You too. Clearly rhyming isn't either of our thing. ;)

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 04:51 PM
Oh boy Patrick is catching up to LOG.

honey
05-15-2003, 05:22 PM
:eek: That was hard to read, BillC!

btw - do you know how to spell? :rolleyes:

shelby
05-15-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by The Colonel


You dummies haven't a clue do you? :rolleyes:

i know who you are....i know you like certain Stephen King novels, too;)

:ontome:

mybills
05-15-2003, 05:28 PM
There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her ass flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

:rofl:

MissB might just be the queen of this tourney! :D

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 05:30 PM
Miss Buffalo. lmao.

Ebenezer
05-15-2003, 05:30 PM
oh, going for the sex slant right away...this is going to be brutal...:chuckle:

shelby
05-15-2003, 05:34 PM
Limerick smack. Further proof of log's evil :angry:ing genius.

:snicker:

BillC
05-15-2003, 05:37 PM
So....


....what's everybody talking about today? 10 pages! I'm to lazy to read them.



:couch:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by BillC So........what's everybody talking about today? 10 pages! I'm to lazy to read them.

:couch:
:rolleyes: What else is new? You're too lazy to do anything yourself. You need someone to do all the work for you. All I can say is suck it up and read it yourself! I'm not going to be your cliff notes for this thread.:calm: :pir:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by The Colonel You dummies haven't a clue do you? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by shelby i know who you are....i know you like certain Stephen King novels, too;)

:ontome:
Nope, I'm clueless. Personally, I like not knowing who the aliases are on the board. I'm much happier being clueless and in the dark. :D

BillC
05-15-2003, 05:43 PM
Go make the bed, and I like my eggs scrambled......

mybills
05-15-2003, 05:45 PM
the MR.'s are even in the poll

Mr.Reality
05-15-2003, 06:03 PM
3 rounds?

Mr Angry
05-15-2003, 06:50 PM
:mad: It must be pretty quiet in Brazil, huh Gazoo? :mad:

Oh sure...he goes and pulls his post, right before I blast him.
Grind my beans whydontcha? :mad:

Gazoo
05-15-2003, 06:51 PM
Limericks, limericks, limericks
Too many rhymes about dicks and pricks
It is I, the one with the most
But can't participate until my 100th post
In 2004, it'll be a crushing by my witty schtick

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 07:25 PM
The rhymes were good, but the verse... :eek:

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 07:36 PM
LOG, arent the limericks to be original?

Look familiar?

Submitted By: Lou Mandel
There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her c-nt flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1p.html

ArcticWildMan
05-15-2003, 07:41 PM
Busted!!!!

MissBuffalo
05-15-2003, 07:42 PM
did I break the rules??

ArcticWildMan
05-15-2003, 07:51 PM
I don't think so. It just shows a lack of creativity (or the bad luck to get caught :D )

MissBuffalo
05-15-2003, 07:53 PM
:rofl: No worries. I'll post my last one and than I'm off for the night.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
LOG, arent the limericks to be original?

Look familiar?

Submitted By: Lou Mandel
There once was a man from Dakota
Who didn't pay a whore what he owed her
She jumped out of bed,
her c-nt flaming red
And pissed in his whiskey and soda

http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/lims1p.html

It's up to the voters, bro.

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 08:03 PM
My limericks may well be lame
Rhyming has never been my name
At least I'm not like some lady
Whose sportsmanship is shady
I don't go cheating in my game

:jk:

ArcticWildMan
05-15-2003, 08:04 PM
:lol:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 08:06 PM
NOW do I get your vote AWM? :D

BillC
05-15-2003, 08:15 PM
Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

ArcticWildMan
05-15-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
NOW do I get your vote AWM? :D


Hah!! My vote isn't bought THAT easily. I will consider offers of beer, however :biggrin:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 08:18 PM
There once was a quarterback named Bledsoe
Who is #1 because ThatThurminator said so
It used to be Jim Kelly
Who T followed with KY Jelly
And begged him to play "Tickle me Elmo"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:rofl:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
Hah!! My vote isn't bought THAT easily. I will consider offers of beer, however :biggrin:
:cheers:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 08:21 PM
Holy cow LOG and Patrick are all tied up!!!

imbondz
05-15-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by BillC
Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

BillC - Aren't YOU Gunz, you cheater.

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by BillC
Gee Gunz.... curious you were searching Limerick sites.... looking for some help yourself?

I searched for her limerick, it seemed awful familiar.

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 08:31 PM
BillC is giving thurm hell!

imbondz
05-15-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Holy cow LOG and Patrick are all tied up!!!

How can this be?

Log's limericks were humorous, vulgar, gramatically correct, properly schemed(aabba), everything a limerick should be.

Patricks, just not so.

I demand a recount

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by imbondz


How can this be?

Log's limericks were humorous, vulgar, gramatically correct, properly schemed(aabba), everything a limerick should be.

Patricks, just not so.

I demand a recount


Who are you anyway. Did you know Log's married. You really don't have a chance with him

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 08:58 PM
Imbondz would like to write log a ballad
Although he tries Log canít ditch the kid
He doesnít like Patrick
And made Log his pick
Because heíd like to toss the manís Salad

honey
05-15-2003, 09:05 PM
:rofl: But kid doesn't rhyme with ballad or salad! :D

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 09:09 PM
I would like to apologize for my vulgarness. It's so out of character. :eek:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun I would like to apologize for my vulgarness. It's so out of character. :eek:
No it's not. I think this is your true character shining through. :D You can't hide behind those mesh hats and slacks forever you know. ;)

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 09:29 PM
:lol:

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 09:34 PM
Dang, I have to go through that tight race again.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 09:40 PM
Mine's close too, Miyagi. Whoever voted for Patrick obviously sucks and has no sense of humor.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:43 PM
Well, I still haven't voted and every time I look at the score, one vote separates the two of you. I just can't bring myself to vote. :(

I'm soooo torn. Should I be a pansy like Earthquake and follow my heart or should I vote for the person who made me laugh more? Or are they one in the same? I don't know anymore.:dizzy:

Screw it! I'm going to bed without casting a vote. I hope the best person wins and I'm glad I won't be the swing vote. Sorry guys.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 09:44 PM
Fine with me! You would have voted for Patrick. :D

honey
05-15-2003, 09:45 PM
Come on, J - don't be a wuss! Just do eenie, meenie or something! :D

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
Well, I still haven't voted and every time I look at the score, one vote separates the two of you. I just can't bring myself to vote. :(

I'm soooo torn. Should I be a pansy like Earthquake and follow my heart or should I vote for the person who made me laugh more? Or are they one in the same? I don't know anymore.:dizzy:

Screw it! I'm going to bed without casting a vote. I hope the best person wins and I'm glad I won't be the swing vote. Sorry guys.
Of course you vote with your heart for whoever makes you laugh more. Just like voting for President. :)

If Qualye were to run again, he's got my vote. :D

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 09:51 PM
At least it's close. I was getting pissed when it was 8-2. No way it should have been a blowout. But I STILL WANT TO WIN.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:53 PM
There's my little wingman.:peck: I can't bring myself to vote. :(

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 09:54 PM
But I'm down by ONE

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 09:55 PM
Jaded, you know you want to vote for Pat. Just do it already. :snicker:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:56 PM
I know! And it's killing me. :(

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:57 PM
There. I did it. Now, what happens if you guys end up in a tie?

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 09:57 PM
You have my permission. :D

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 09:58 PM
Hey Jaded, Log killed a baby bird yesterday.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 09:58 PM
:chuckle: Yeah, bring my animal sympathies into play now. lol

I voted. Happy? What happens if it remains a tie?

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 09:59 PM
The cooler guy, ME, Wins.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:00 PM
Actually, it was today. I hit 2 birds with my truck going 65 MPH. That had to hurt. I looked in my rear view mirror and there were feathers everywhere.

honey
05-15-2003, 10:00 PM
I just DO NOT believe you guys are in here talking about this game when there is a beautiful eclipse of the moon going on outside. (I can see it from my window, so I'm excused!) :D

Mr. Miyagi
05-15-2003, 10:00 PM
That means Jaded is voting for me too?

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 10:01 PM
Too cloudy. DId you really hit a bird?

Valerie
05-15-2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun Actually, it was today. I hit 2 birds with my truck going 65 MPH. That had to hurt. I looked in my rear view mirror and there were feathers everywhere.
Did you really hit two birds, Log? If so, I made the right choice. :D

Honey, I don't have a choice. The only thing nature is showing me is freaking gray sky and RAIN! :(

Mr. M, I voted for you. :peck:

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:05 PM
Yes, I really hit two birds about 5 hours ago. :snicker:

Whatever it takes to ease your conscience, Jaded. You voted for Patrick just because he flirts with you. :shakeno:

honey
05-15-2003, 10:05 PM
You must be getting the rain we had the past few days, J. :(

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:06 PM
If you want to talk about rain, START A FREAKING RAIN THREAD!!! :angry:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 10:06 PM
Did you vote for yourself Log?

I wish I hadn't voted for you.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:07 PM
Puhlease. You didn't vote for me, you poser.

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 10:08 PM
I just went outside, Rain and clouds. No moon, well besides for my neighbor Mrs. Johnson in her bathroom changing for bed.

Valerie
05-15-2003, 10:08 PM
That's not true, Log. Patrick and I have a special bond. I'm always nice to him and I've always got his back and he always finds a way to screw me. lol One of these days I'm gonna learn to screw the Sponge before he screws me. lol Casting this vote would've been the perfect time to do it. But I blew it. :( Sorry.

Honey, we've had rain for over a week!!!!! And, it's not going to let up this weekend either. :(

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:09 PM
Your vote means nothing to me. :snicker:

Valerie
05-15-2003, 10:11 PM
You still haven't said what happens in the event of a tie, Log.

I'm going to bed now. Sweet dreams everyone! :z:

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
Puhlease. You didn't vote for me, you poser.


HEE HEE. just playin. so did you vote?

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:14 PM
I never vote.

honey
05-15-2003, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
If you want to talk about rain, START A FREAKING RAIN THREAD!!! :angry:

Well, it's not raining here, irregardless of what you think! :D

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:23 PM
:angry: It's a good thing this isn't the NO TOS twilight zone.

honey
05-15-2003, 10:23 PM
:D Yeah, what log (who hates the word irregardless) said!

Patrick76777
05-15-2003, 10:26 PM
Ok, I'm going to bed. good luck Log. I'll check in in the morning.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:27 PM
Later bro.

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 10:29 PM
what happens if an alias of a person were to vote? ie Dr. Phil were to vote? just curious.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:29 PM
It would not count.

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:30 PM
And neither would the colonel. :snicker:

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 10:36 PM
What about Snoop?

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 10:46 PM
I am guessing that Miss B is forfeiting, so I think I will go to bed.

Gunzlingr
05-15-2003, 10:50 PM
:D

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 10:56 PM
I'm back up by 1. :phew:

honey
05-15-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
I'm back up by 1. :phew:

Irregardless - it's VERY close. :D

lordofgun
05-15-2003, 11:47 PM
You're dead meat.

honey
05-15-2003, 11:50 PM
"Go for it" - Rocky III :punchu:

:calm:

Cntrygal
05-15-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
I'm just going to assume that everybody is Dozer.

:lol:

:drinker:

imbondz
05-15-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Patrick76777
Imbondz would like to write log a ballad
Although he tries Log canít ditch the kid
He doesnít like Patrick
And made Log his pick
Because heíd like to toss the manís Salad



Patrick got outwitted by Log
sniffs his left (and only) nut like a dog
wishes and wishes he could piss standing up
But Patrick he squats to pee-pee yup yup
and dreams of being cool like imbondz



Imbondz:

"Patrick, just because your upset like a little school girl that you lost to Log doesn't mean you have to throw a tantrum here. Be a good girl. Didn't they teach you sportsmanship in the seventh grade this year?"


Patrick:

:curtsey: "I'm sorry Imbondz. You're right. Please don't make up anymore limericks about me because they're hurtful and true.
p.s. I like you"

Dr Phil
05-16-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by gunzlingr
what happens if an alias of a person were to vote? ie Dr. Phil were to vote? just curious.

My vote is as valid as the next posters vote. I voted for George W. three times in Florida alone.

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 08:10 AM
I NEED 1 VOTE TO TIE!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!

TypicalBill
05-16-2003, 08:18 AM
:brush: whats up people!

imbondz
05-16-2003, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
I NEED 1 VOTE TO TIE!!! COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!

;)

mybills
05-16-2003, 08:23 AM
Damn! It's still tied...looks like a do-over! :blamelog:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 08:24 AM
Thanks imbondz. :hi5:

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 08:24 AM
So what happens if it's a tie?

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by TypicalBill
:brush: whats up people!
TB did you vote for me yet???

*Shamelessly pulling votes*

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 08:26 AM
Poll ends in 1/2 hour!

mybills
05-16-2003, 08:26 AM
revote or rematch

Mr. Miyagi
05-16-2003, 08:27 AM
Sudden death overtime?

mybills
05-16-2003, 08:30 AM
I wouldn't worry about it, Mr.M...LOG has to throw out all of the duplicate isp addy's/alias votes! :D