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mchurchfie
04-20-2009, 08:26 AM
Men's Room
Anniheim Mighty Ducks - This team is big, nasty, and physical and never takes a shift off. They play smart in both ends of the rink and are well coached. Any one of these guys would help you out if you were getting your ass kicked in a bar and then would stop and help your Grandma stranded along side the road change her flat tire on their way back home. They are my pick to win it all.

Ladies Room
Buffalo Sabres - Soft, lazy, uninspired, and stupid in both ends of the rink. These guys are pampered, overrated, and don't have a clue about putting in a full 60 minutes of hockey. One or two of them might call 911 for an ambulance for you if you were getting your ass kicked in a bar, that is after they got done talking to their agents and forget about poor Grandma and her flat tire.:ill: It was never so apparent how inept this team of pansies was until I saw the Ducks and the other upper tier teams play this weekend. They panic easily when pressured and make horrible decisions when it really counts. They honestly need to blow up this whole team and start getting some experienced character guys in here. By the way, Timmah says the Tampon dispenser is empty again.