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  • shelby
    The Vanilla *****
    • Jul 2002
    • 48489

    Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

    Lawesome strikes again.....enjoy!

    updated 9:02 p.m. ET, Thurs., April 23, 2009

    Orchard Park, N.Y. - The Buffalo Bills, upset about being scheduled for home games at Ralph Wilson Stadium on Sundays in direct conflict with their new business model, sent NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a letter Thursday appealing for a change.


    The Bills’ home opener comes in Week 2, against Tampa Bay at 1 p.m. on September 20. In the letter to Goodell, owner Ralph Wilson suggested the game against the Buccaneers be forfeited to allow fans more time to party in the stadium, drink beer, and buy food without the “buzz kill” of watching the actual game on the field.


    “I am extremely disappointed with the league’s decision to schedule us to actually play at home,” Wilson wrote. “No fan should have to bear the brunt of watching our team; they are just blue collar people trying to have a good time. We are just trying to run a sound business.”


    Bills’ officials called the league offices first on Wednesday to express their concern, and Wilson followed with a formal letter Thursday.


    “We were not contacted prior to this decision,” Wilson said. “We are flexible, and would have been more than happy to work with the league to accommodate as many of our fans as possible. We even suggested selling seats on the actual 50 yard line, with a view of the Jumbotron, so the fans could watch real football on CBS and Fox.”


    Brian McCarthy, the NFL’s Vice President of Corporate Communications, said the league has received the letter, and is reviewing it. He admits to being intrigued by the idea.
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  • cocamide
    Registered User
    • Oct 2006
    • 2106

    #2
    Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

    Nice. This should be an Onion Sports article.

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    • Pinkerton Security
      Pinkerton's son
      • Feb 2006
      • 6003

      #3
      Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

      not funny in the slightest, IMO. Nice try though, Lawesome.

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      • OpIv37
        Acid Douching Asswipe
        • Sep 2002
        • 101313

        #4
        Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

        it's actually not a bad idea- the fun of tailgating without the team spoiling it on the field.
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        • Cntrygal
          Visually stunning but camera-shy.
          • Jul 2002
          • 44884

          #5
          Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

          flippin' hysterical!
          Originally posted by notacon
          The biggest thing we learned from the Bills is that they are a resilient bunch and did what they had to do to win instead of past years where they fold like a cheap lawn chair.

          For news, articles and other "stuff"... BillsZone.com

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          • LtFinFan66
            Registered User
            • Mar 2005
            • 47199

            #6
            Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu



            That's funny and if you don't think it is, you are taking it WAY to seriously
            Last edited by LtFinFan66; 05-13-2009, 08:37 AM.

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            • THATHURMANATOR
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 69112

              #7
              Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

              This is a good Idea Lawesome!

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              • Mr. Pink
                Peterman Sucks!
                • Mar 2006
                • 35303

                #8
                Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

                nicely done lawesome!

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                • User Manuel
                  The Artist formerly Known as Lawesome97
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 2662

                  #9
                  Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

                  Thanks all. I appreciate it.

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                  • Jan Reimers
                    Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                    • May 2003
                    • 17353

                    #10
                    Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

                    Excellent plan. The game really does generally ruin the whole gameday experience.
                    Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                    • Dujek
                      Hall of Fame Zoner
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 7806

                      #11
                      Re: Satire: Team's fans will have to actually watch 88% of home games with current schedu

                      Good idea Lawesome!

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