Final Round 2: PATRICK AND LOG 2-limerick SHOWDOWN OF DEATH! LOG wins 15-11

[lordofgun]

I'll get started in the next post.

Once we each write 2 limericks, the polls will be open. :pow:

[lordofgun]

To those with no sense of humor
You have brains that resemble Pat's tumor.
Full of puss and curled hair
It's located down there
And requires a full-time groomer.

[Patrick76777]

A boy named Log found the girl he wanted to Court
She failed to tell him how the sailors used her port
Her secrets she had to bury
So Log would ask her to marry
And now on his ***** sits a big juicy Wart

[lordofgun]

Sorry to torture you folks
With more of Patrick's lame jokes.
He had one more chance
To get to the dance
For the second straight time, he chokes.

[Patrick76777]

Sitting on the beach watching the water’s calm motion
Log removes his shirt but uses sun block lotion
But being so fat and pale
He so resembles a whale
That the folks from PETA push him back in the Ocean

[Mr. Miyagi]

:lol: @ both of you!

[clumping platelets]

:huh:

[lordofgun]

Voting's open 'til 1am eastern.

[TypicalBill]

do we take into consideration what was said in the original 2nd round thread? or just this thread?

[lordofgun]

Whatever you want, bro.

[Gunzlingr]

I like them both, but LOGs had a more even flow to them.
:up: to LOG

[imbondz]

Hmmmm.... Who am I going to vote for???


:snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I can't decide between LOG's "full-time groomer" and Patrick's "whale". I literally LOL on both of those.

[Valerie]

You guys did a great job, once again. :up: The choice was much easier this time.

[Patrick76777]

Well let's do this again.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
You guys did a great job, once again. :up: The choice was much easier this time.
Actually I found it much harder this time. Patrick pulled out his best stuff yet LOG maintained his regular quality.

I'm torn. :dizzy:

[ArcticWildMan]

I'm flipping a coin. Both of them did good!!

[TypicalBill]

is the voting based on this OT showdown only?


Jaded, did you vote based on this OT showdown only? ..or did you take into consideration what went in the original 2nd RD thread?

[Mr. Miyagi]

I will be voting based on OT only, TB.

[ArcticWildMan]

Sorry Log....you lost in the coin toss. Heads was you, tails was Patrick. It was tails. :idunno:

[TypicalBill]

ok, thanks MM ..... :up:

[Valerie]

Originally posted by TypicalBill Jaded, did you vote based on this OT showdown only? ..or did you take into consideration what went in the original 2nd RD thread?
Once again, I voted according to who I thought I stood a better chance hooking up with. :makeout:















:jk:

Honestly, I just based my vote on this contest. :)

[TypicalBill]

:chuckle:


ok, cool :D

[Mr. Miyagi]

Also, I will be voting with solely my objective opinion with dignity and integrity, not who voted for me in the other rounds.




Dignity: 1000 ZBs
Integrity: 1000 ZBs

[Patrick76777]

And who was that Jaded?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Jaded 7

Once again, I voted according to who I thought I stood a better chance hooking up with. :makeout:
Rude American isn't part of the contest.

[imbondz]

3-4


pfft

[ArcticWildMan]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

Rude American isn't part of the contest.

:lol:

[TypicalBill]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Dignity: 1000 ZBs
Integrity: 1000 ZBs


:lol:

[lordofgun]

She has no chance with Rude.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Did you like the title I gave Rude, by the way? :D

[Patrick76777]

Hey Log, How bout we throw one of the other chumps out and we both go to the next round.

[lordofgun]

:up: sounds good to me! Or we could tag-team BillC and THURM next round.

[Patrick76777]

Tag team, Now that would be fun.

[Patrick76777]

Is there anything as funny as the phrase, “LIMERICK SHOWDOWN OF DEATH!”

[BillC]

Originally posted by MissBuffalo
There once was old gunz from the port
Whose ***** was remarkably short
When he got into bed
His old woman said
"That isn't a *****, it's a wart!"


Originally posted by Patrick76777
A boy named Log found the girl he wanted to Court
She failed to tell him how the sailors used her port
Her secrets she had to bury
So Log would ask her to marry
And now on his ***** sits a big juicy Wart


Copycating the copycat? Running on empty there, Bob?

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by BillC





Copycating the copycat? Running on empty there, Bob?


That's a reach Bro, But keep trying. I pray that I get you next round. LIGHTS OUT BABY. I'm going to have fun.

[Mr. Miyagi]

It's like deja vu all over again again.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Patrick76777 And who was that Jaded?
Who do you think?:forward:

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi Rude American isn't part of the contest.
:chuckle:

Originally posted by lordofgun She has no chance with Rude.
Jaded:stick:Log
You're mean! Just for that, I'm not voting for you ever again!:tongue:

[Michael82]

I can just picture log changing the contest one more time as he lets everyone from round two partner up in tag teams against other teams. That would be ideal for log. :snicker:

[Michael82]

BTW...my vote is for sale too. How much is it worth to you, log? Patrick? :evil:

[lordofgun]

Your vote is meaningless to me. Just like last time.

[Michael82]

grrrr....hey Patrick....u want my vote? :D

[Patrick76777]

I'll take whatever I can get.

[Patrick76777]

AH Nevermind

[Patrick76777]

running away with it again Log

[Michael82]

why not? :(

[Dazydog]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
How long will the polls be open for the 1 limerick idea? I ask because with EE, Dozer, Dazy(if she’s around), Shelby and your boyfriend (Imbondz) you could leave your post blank and I’d be down 5-0 in the blink of an eye. If the voting will be open for awhile, I’ll be cool with it.

Patrick,

This statement put you at a disadvantage. If you want folks to vote for you based on your abilities - why poison the waters?

I don't always vote the same way as Dozer. I don't always vote for just people I know. Example, I voted for Gunz even though I know and like MissB. Dozer voted for MissB.

:mex:

[Mr.Reality]

I thought LOG won the first one, but I think Patrick won the second one.

Two out of three?

Screw that! Throw all the names back into the hat and start again!

I'm better at sonnets!

[Patrick76777]

Originally posted by Dazydog


Patrick,

This statement put you at a disadvantage. If you want folks to vote for you based on your abilities - why poison the waters?

I don't always vote the same way as Dozer. I don't always vote for just people I know. Example, I voted for Gunz even though I know and like MissB. Dozer voted for MissB.

:mex:


I doubt it honey. You voted for BOA. I bet if you look at those 5 peoples votes over the last 3 rounds it would be 15 for my opp. and 0 for me. Maybe Imbondz voted for me in the first round.

[Dazydog]

Well at least I am in good company.

Dazy :buddies: shelby:abe: :dozer:

[Patrick76777]

Thanks for the vote Darlin

[imbondz]

Originally posted by Patrick76777



I doubt it honey. You voted for BOA. I bet if you look at those 5 peoples votes over the last 3 rounds it would be 15 for my opp. and 0 for me. Maybe Imbondz voted for me in the first round.

NOPE, wrong. :mex:

[shelby]

Patrick, i know you are extremely competitive, and i'm sorry if you feel i am unfair to you.
:peacesign:

[Patrick76777]

No problem. I pissed a lot of you off last year when I was tuff on J.

[BillC]

Patrick=

I hope your side can rally over yhe next 2 and a half hours. If you examine my voting record over the past 2 years, I have voted for you about 50% of the contests. I've been pestering you in this contest because I like a challenge- Like poking a beehive before taking on the swarm.

My wife has completely different tastes in voting. Hell, she can't select a FFL team without going over their arrest records first (you can axe Marshall Faulk off her list of potential players)

In the end, no disrespect intended. You are a passionate player in all of Log"s games. Your day will come.

PS- I greatly admire your comment about me in the survivor draft-


THe guy never dies. I figure he'll make a great Hottie.


except for the hottie part.



PS-West Sucks

[mybills]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
It's like deja vu all over again again.

:rofl:
I think people missed that because of Patrick's temper tantrum. :snicker:

j/k Patrick, but jeesh, between you & Mr. Reality NOW I understand the "HURT FEELINGS" warning! :chuckle:

[lordofgun]

One things for sure, Pat's a GREAT competitor.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Patrick76777 No problem. I pissed a lot of you off last year when I was tuff on J.
Hey, if I could forgive you I highly doubt anyone else is still carrying a grudge. Hell, I'm your biggest supporter. :)

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
No problem. I pissed a lot of you off last year when I was tuff on J.

I don't think anyone is still pissed at you about that.
BTW, I never thanked you for nominating me for "Most Misunderstood poster" :shake:

[Patrick76777]

Log Congrats again. You did great. I hope you do well the rest of the way.

After I lost the first time, I was releived because I wouldn't have to spend 90% of my work day coming up with Insults. But I'll never turn down a challenge and when Log said we should go again I was ready. I never would have just taken the win like he had suggested. If I'm going to win something, I want to do it on the up and up.

and when the voting starts I go nuts. I'd do anything to win. But I am not a sore Loser. Once it's over, I'm cool. I was VERY grasious to Churchie last year. But if there is one second left and I'm on my last breath, I'll still be fighting. I think I get that attitude from my football team. Go Bills and Good luck Log. If you need a partner in the tag team event, I'm game. But it may be unfair to the others.

[imbondz]

Originally posted by Patrick76777
Log Congrats again. You did great. I hope you do well the rest of the way.

After I lost the first time, I was releived because I wouldn't have to spend 90% of my work day coming up with Insults. But I'll never turn down a challenge and when Log said we should go again I was ready. I never would have just taken the win like he had suggested. If I'm going to win something, I want to do it on the up and up.

and when the voting starts I go nuts. I'd do anything to win. But I am not a sore Loser. Once it's over, I'm cool. I was VERY grasious to Churchie last year. But if there is one second left and I'm on my last breath, I'll still be fighting. I think I get that attitude from my football team. Go Bills and Good luck Log. If you need a partner in the tag team event, I'm game. But it may be unfair to the others.

:up: