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THATHURMANATOR
05-16-2003, 01:46 PM
:brush:
lordofgun
05-16-2003, 01:48 PM
All you care about is ZoneBucks. :shakeno:
mybills
05-16-2003, 02:00 PM
Yeah, Thurm must come with a box of band aids, he's such a *****!
Gunzlingr
05-16-2003, 03:23 PM
this will never fly, I am telling you right now :snicker:
THATHURMANATOR
05-16-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by lordofgun
All you care about is ZoneBucks. :shakeno:

LOL coming from the greediest bastard I know! :$:
imbondz
05-19-2003, 02:32 AM
It's obvious whoever wins the BillC - LordO'Gun match is gonna win the whole thing.

that's boring. :teeth:


mind as well just give the trophy to whoever wins this match.
The_Philster
05-19-2003, 04:41 AM
imbondz loses points for posting twice in the thread before the contest :chuckle: and he's not even entered.
BillC
05-19-2003, 06:35 AM
Come out.... come out ....wherever you are, LoG!


Got a can of 100% Whoopass to open up!
Valerie
05-19-2003, 07:41 AM
WooHoo! Way to go, T!:hi5: Keep raking in those bucks. :) And Log said I was the greediest poster. Please!
lordofgun
05-19-2003, 08:13 AM
Crap! The can of whoop-a$$ I had for you was only 99%. :sadwalk:
Gunzlingr
05-19-2003, 09:08 AM
:lol:

LOG, you rarely fail to crack me up!
Valerie
05-19-2003, 09:09 AM
:chuckle: Both Log and Gunz are off to a very funny start. lol This should be really good. :) I can't wait until Slick Willie and Mr. M reply.
imbondz
05-19-2003, 09:28 AM
Gunz Round 1 :rofl:

"...the first living abortion..."

:lol:
lordofgun
05-19-2003, 09:29 AM
IF they ever do. :z:
Patrick76777
05-19-2003, 09:31 AM
When Log wins the whole thing, I'm claiming 2nd place!
BillC
05-19-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by lordofgun
IF they ever do. :z:

You're up- jackass!:D
lordofgun
05-19-2003, 09:37 AM
:rofl: Good stuff Bill. Sorry, I probably shouldn't say that in the middle of the game, but that was funny.
Patrick76777
05-19-2003, 09:37 AM
Wait a second Log, Me and Eb are a couple of good looking guys.
Gunzlingr
05-19-2003, 09:37 AM
BillC is on en fuego!!
lordofgun
05-19-2003, 09:40 AM
Mike32282 should have said I suck high and far. :bigmike:
TypicalBill
05-19-2003, 09:46 AM
:lol:
BillC
05-19-2003, 09:49 AM
I was going to add that but I overslept....
imbondz
05-19-2003, 10:37 AM
those limericks blow


:yikes:
Patrick76777
05-19-2003, 10:38 AM
I've seen better. Come on girls. this is the semi-finals.
lordofgun
05-19-2003, 10:40 AM
I thought everyone liked gay jokes. :huh:
Valerie
05-19-2003, 10:44 AM
I thought they were funny.:chuckle:
clumping platelets
05-19-2003, 10:44 AM
Irregardless, they still blow
Ebenezer
05-19-2003, 10:56 AM
BillC is killing him...I barely got through all the quotes without choking on my sandwich...
clumping platelets
05-19-2003, 10:57 AM
Come on LOG!!!
imbondz
05-19-2003, 11:04 AM
btw, I just realized that LOG stands for Lord of Gun. I though log meant moderator or something :rofl:

:eek:
Gunzlingr
05-19-2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by imbondz
btw, I just realized that LOG stands for Lord of Gun. I though log meant moderator or something :rofl:

:eek:

You always were a day late and dollar short, weren't you? :shakeno:
imbondz
05-19-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by gunzlingr


You always were a day late and dollar short, weren't you? :shakeno:

no
Patrick76777
05-19-2003, 11:11 AM
Bill gave his best with his latest Slam
Log making it this far is surely a sham
They sure love gay jokes
And it makes me think folks
I’ve not seen a duo this fruity since Wham!
Earthquake Enyart
05-19-2003, 11:25 AM
I'm pretty sure that limerick about Phil violates 17 points in the TOS. :phone:
clumping platelets
05-19-2003, 11:27 AM
:gag:
Gunzlingr
05-19-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
I'm pretty sure that limerick about Phil violates 17 points in the TOS. :phone:

What do you know old man? :eek: You couldn't even get past the first round of the competition.
Michael82
05-19-2003, 12:57 PM
Well...it's pretty funny so far, but I know you guys can do more to entertain us. :D :movie:

I gotta say....I almost fell out of my chair laughing from reading all those quotes from BillC. I also gotta admit that I'm a little disappointed in log so far. I hope he opens that can of Whoop Ass in his 8-Mile. :D
Ebenezer
05-19-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Mike32282
I hope he opens that can of Whoop Ass in his 8-Mile. :D

you wanna translate for those of us that don't live in the 'hood...and know that 8-mile is a road in Michigan...
Michael82
05-19-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Ebenezer


you wanna translate for those of us that don't live in the 'hood...and know that 8-mile is a road in Michigan...

LOL....didn't you read log's rules?


Originally posted by lordofgun
Round 3 will be a combo round. It will consist of limericks, one-liners, yo' momma jokes, freestyle, and 8-mile. 8-mile style should be a rap-style rhyming insult. Medium length. You don't have to make up choruses and crap if you don't want. Just make it funny and insulting.

the 8-mile is the last insult of the round. :D LOG and BillC have to make a rap insult about the other person. :movie:
Valerie
05-19-2003, 01:23 PM
8 Mile is the movie based on Eminem's life, Eb. My roommate rented it the other day and I swear to you every other word was f*^@! And I was downstairs with the other TV on and I could still hear it. I wouldn't recommend this movie at all.

BTW, Eminem is a white rapper from Detroit.
BillC
05-19-2003, 01:49 PM
Really?

Never heard of him.
Gunzlingr
05-19-2003, 01:57 PM
BillC roasts the log alive! :hail: BillC :hail: BillC
lordofgun
05-19-2003, 01:58 PM
I suppose if you like copy and paste with a couple of words replaced. ;)
imbondz
05-19-2003, 02:47 PM
Gunz and MM are both right on :rofl:. Can't believe it's that close.
yle
05-19-2003, 02:59 PM
The Miyagi Rap :rofl:

These guys are good!
BillC
05-19-2003, 03:01 PM
Welcome aboard yledust!
Mr.Reality
05-19-2003, 05:21 PM
Bill C came out with more malice
LOG wasn't quite as callous
He used his best lines
And now it is time
To finally say "Goodnight Alice."
imbondz
05-19-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
Bill C came out with more malice
LOG wasn't quite as callous
He used his best lines
And now it is time
To finally say "Goodnight Alice."

"goodnight TO alice" would have had more flow

:pir:
shelby
05-19-2003, 05:43 PM
Nice work to all of y'all!
:10:
Mr.Reality
05-19-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by imbondz


"goodnight TO alice" would have had more flow

:pir:
Flow. Oh yes. You mean like this?


Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Look out kids! Here comes Mr. Reality
Out on parole from the penitentiary
But he’s now a changed man
With plenty of help in the can
He found his true calling in homosexuality


:boozer:
imbondz
05-19-2003, 05:58 PM
:boozer:
Mr.Reality
05-19-2003, 07:45 PM
LOG never did understand why his computer solitaire didn't work until he realized the computer didn't take a turn.
Mr. Miyagi
05-20-2003, 12:13 PM
Hey gunz and others, give me a while to respond. I have a lot of work to do. Sorry about that.
lordofgun
05-20-2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
LOG never did understand why his computer solitaire didn't work until he realized the computer didn't take a turn.

son of a...
TypicalBill
05-20-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Reality
LOG never did understand why his computer solitaire didn't work until he realized the computer didn't take a turn.

:rofl:
honey
05-20-2003, 01:55 PM
Wow, MM! Lots of graphic pictures! :D
Mr. Miyagi
05-20-2003, 01:57 PM
Thanks for the ones who made it possible. ;)
Patrick76777
05-20-2003, 01:58 PM
Why don’t you all just go to Heck!
yle
05-20-2003, 02:00 PM
Nicely done, MM. :bf1:
Mr. Miyagi
05-20-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by yledust
Nicely done, MM. :bf1:
:bravo:
mybills
05-20-2003, 02:27 PM
OH BASTAGES!!! I didn't think MM could top Gunz post, but he did!

:clap: I'm still :rofl:
Mr. Miyagi
05-20-2003, 02:36 PM
Once again I sincerely apologize for taking so long. I'm swamped at work. :)
imbondz
05-20-2003, 02:37 PM
:rofl: @ MM

MM can taste the upset :box:
Valerie
05-20-2003, 02:41 PM
I don't know. Gunz's next post is hysterical! I'm still laughing! :laughter: They're both on a roll once again! Nice job, guys! :up:
lordofgun
05-20-2003, 02:42 PM
It's gonna be another tie. :shakeno:
TypicalBill
05-20-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Jaded 7
I don't know. Gunz's next post is hysterical! I'm still laughing! :laughter: They're both on a roll once again! Nice job, guys! :up:

ditto :rofl:
imbondz
05-20-2003, 02:48 PM
Gunz pics are too funny
Patrick76777
05-20-2003, 02:49 PM
AYE SHUDUP
TypicalBill
05-20-2003, 03:00 PM
Gunz's last post was hysterical!!

i loved the part
Any more hair, and he could have doubled as Chewbaca in the next Star Wars film

:rofl: @ the pics
honey
05-20-2003, 03:44 PM
MM! You have me :rofl: :up:
Mr. Miyagi
05-20-2003, 03:48 PM
Thank you. I tried to keep it cleaner this time. My rap song last time grossed out a few people and costed me some votes. :D
Bufftp
05-20-2003, 03:48 PM
goooooooooo M&M.
m&m wins this one.
mybills
05-20-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by imbondz
Gunz pics are too funny

as is...

"<b>G</b>ot an animal you can’t keep?
<b>U</b>nexpected pregnancy from your sheep?
<b>N</b>o need to worry you can relax
<b>Z</b>ebras, lions, dogs or cats
<b>L</b>et me take them off your hands
<b>I</b>’ll make a new dish on demand
<b>N</b>o part of a beast will go uneaten
<b>G</b>unzlinger’s cuisine can’t be beaten
<b>E</b>ars, noses, tails and heels
<b>R</b>est assure I’ll make some tasty meals"

:rofl:
BillC
05-21-2003, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
Thank you. I tried to keep it cleaner this time. My rap song last time grossed out a few people and costed me some votes. :D

Pandering to the WRONG audience there, buddy!

Sure it'll cost ya a couple of votes, but it will ern you twice what you lose!

We want gross! No wonder you could never win by more than 1 vote.