Losers excuse thread

[Mr.Reality]

Hold on. I got Miles Lane on the line. I wanna ask him if for a ruling on that limerick thing. . .

[Brian H]

Mills Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Reality]

No. He's the little bald headed guy.

[Brian H]

Thats Mills Lane "Lets get it on"

[Sabre Ally]

Ya, his name is Mills, not Miles. :laughter:

[Mr.Reality]

I don't care what his name is so long as he orgnaizes a protest in front of John Robbie Stadium.

MR. REALITY GOT ROBBED!! CHECK THE CHADS, DAMMIT!! CHECK THE CHADS!!

[Sabre Ally]

orgnaizes? You've been reading SoFL too long. ;)

[Mr.Reality]

I went to a den full of homers
who where playing with each others boners.
FinHeaven came in
Wiped the splooge from their chin;
The art of a recalcitrant BillsZoner.

[Mr.Reality]

Fee Fie Fo Fum
I'm out, but I'm still gonna ***** some
We've already had one questionable vote
Put down the pipe and sniff like regular folk
I smell the blood of a Buddhist nun.

[Mr.Reality]

Deepthroat chicken in a homers lap
Ten more seconds it's neck will snap
Mom's gonna cook some bird tonight
A word of advice: don't eat the thighs
And that's a fact, Jack.

[Dozerdog]

Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?

[Mr. Miyagi]

What's the problem MR? What questionable vote are you talking about???

[Brian H]

Chokes like the Dolphins when it counts!

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by Dozerdog
Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?
Because you needleheads voted for the dick jokes.

Hacks.

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by Dozerdog
Why weren't you this remotely funny when it counted?
By the way, 3 out of 4 of your trolls are still playing. Therefore you aren't allowed to post in the excuse/whine thread. Next round, maybe. This round I corner the market on excuses on this block.

[Mr.Reality]

I should have drank more beer
Or I would still be here
Now I have to wait until Monday
And get a hot fudge sunday
Because I should have drank more beer.

[FischInMich]

I JUST GOT A GALLON OF BEER
THE TENDER SAID CLOSING TIME'S NEAR
SO I DRANK AND I CHUGGED
I CHUGGED AND I GLUGGED
AND SAID "ISH AIRE A BAFROOM IN" BLAAAAAAAAAH
Ted Ebert IV

[Mr.Reality]

MyBills started a poll
He is such a pole
But unknownst to him
PaTTrick would win
Hardy Har, Ho Ho Ho.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
MyBills started a poll
He is such a pole
But unknownst to him
PaTTrick would win
Hardy Har, Ho Ho Ho.


:huh: mybills is a female....:snicker:

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by The_Philster
:huh: mybills is a female....:snicker:
Hey, look, OK? I don't have time to be runnin' a personal background check on every single person who throws an insult my way and I have another limerick on the tip of my tongue. OK? It's unrealistic, and Reality is my name. You want somebody like that, go find Joe Friday, but then, he wouldn't be very damn funny now would he?

[The_Philster]

Well, we only have a few females on the site...odds were in favor of it being a guy but this was one of those instances where you were talking about a girl is all.

[Mr.Reality]

That's been my luck in this tourney.

[The_Philster]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
That's been my luck in this tourney.

Don't let it bug you....women were put on this Earth to screw with us :chuckle: This is just another example of that. ;)

[honey]

Originally posted by The_Philster


Don't let it bug you....women were put on this Earth to screw with us :chuckle: This is just another example of that. ;)

:eek: I thought it was the other way around. :snicker:

[Mr.Reality]

Mr. Reality got a new avitar
Which was better than the other piece of ***** by far
And now he's wasting time
Because football season's two months away
And he doesn't care if that don't rhyme.

[honey]

:rofl: I LIKE that one! :D

[bigbry]

Originally posted by Mr.Reality
That's been my luck in this tourney.


And whats the excuse for your past, present and future life?

LOSER!


BB

[Mr.Reality]

Pluck, Schmuck, Pluck
BigCry played with his butt
He screamed "Holy Henry!"
His big toe had envy
As his fist disappeared with a THUCK.

[FischInMich]

Verse 2

Pluck, Schmuck, Pluck
Bry tenders his ass with Tucks,
Hemmorhoids are a *****,
God damn, do they itch
Dumb pasty Pluck Schmuck ****.

[Mr.Reality]

Where BigCry comes from people get subsidies for having shoes.

[Gazoo]

Fe Fi Fo Fum
LilBry likes to drink ***
From a buddy or self made
He'll drink it like it's Gatorade
Gatorade? Yeah, that's LilBry's fun

[lordofgun]

My shoe came untied.

[LtBillsFan66]

I have no excuse.

:sadwalk:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by lordofgun
My shoe came untied.
Didn't Tonya Harding say that? :laughter:

[lordofgun]

What's your point? She's hot.

[Dozerdog]

Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi

Didn't Tonya Harding say that? :laughter:

No wonder she lost- she was supposed to wear skates, not shoes

http://www.johnmonty.com/tonya2.jpg

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by lordofgun
What's your point? She's hot.
Jeff Gillooly thought so.

And here you go LOG.

http://www.abervegas.com/Tanya%20Harding/tnn01.jpg

[Valerie]

She looks like a two bit tramp! :down:

A woman who works for our sister company met me two years ago and she told me she thought I looked like Tayna. That was the biggest insult anyone has ever given me. I didn't even know what to say to her. I told her I wasn't a piece of white trash and I kept going.

[lordofgun]

:rofl:

She looks like Jack's wife. :snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
She looks like a two bit tramp! :down:

A woman who works for our sister company met me two years ago and she told me she thought I looked like Tayna. That was the biggest insult anyone has ever given me. I didn't even know what to say to her. I told her I wasn't a piece of white trash and I kept going.
What wrong with that? Tonya is not a terrible looking woman. It's just her background is a bit shady. I'm sure that person didn't mean you're trashy like her.

See for yourselves people.

[Earthquake Enyart]

Tonya has a prettier smile. It's not forced.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Uh-oh. :scared:

[Valerie]

:puke: I still find being compared to her insulting.

[Earthquake Enyart]

You're lucky if your legs are as nice as hers. Figure skaters have the prettiest legs. :hungry:

[Valerie]

I've got great legs. I walk all the time. :)

[Earthquake Enyart]

Yeah, but you said you were hot too. You look like Tonya Harding for Pete's sake. :eek:

[Valerie]

I never said I was hot. And I don't look like her!

[LtBillsFan66]

Jaded is mean like Tonya too. Maybe meaner. She is a mean lady. Mean I tell ya!

[Dozerdog]

Ut- Oh!

I see an envelope heading Fat Tony's way and some broken knee caps!

[Earthquake Enyart]

We could do a re-enactment with the people here:

jaded = Tonya
honey = Nancy Kerrigan
Mike32272 = fat pansy who tried to attack Nancy
Phil = Jeff Gillooly

:snicker:

[Mr. Miyagi]

:lol:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Once again, look what LOG started.

:blamelog:

[Mr.Reality]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
We could do a re-enactment with the people here:

jaded = Tonya
honey = Nancy Kerrigan
Mike32272 = fat pansy who tried to attack Nancy
Phil = Jeff Gillooly

:snicker:
:drinker:

We can use the hubcap for the BillsZone Insult Tourney trophy.

:drinker:

[mybills]

Mr Reality thought I'm a guy
and still he continues to cry
he needs an excuse
he can't handle abuse
and I'm still a queen so goodbye! :bigwave:

[Mr.Reality]

MyBills didn't vote for me
She sold it for a ZoneBuck or three
So the least I could do
Is offer a gift from me to you
I hope you like Mexican river water tea.

[Mr.Reality]

Earthquake Enyart took Tanya Harding on a date
He didn't mention to her that he couldn't really skate
She pummelled on him like on Paula Jones' head
He didn't need Tanya's help to slip and break his chubby leg
Now he's got a fat refund from "Body by Jake".