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Yasgur's Farm
06-05-2009, 09:47 AM
...tend to get tighter in cold weather? Or will it be the sack that tightens up?

acehole
06-05-2009, 09:48 AM
...tend to get tighter in cold weather? Or will it be the sack that tightens up?

Or will he get a yeast infection?

Jan Reimers
06-05-2009, 09:49 AM
With Levitre and Wood, I think he'll come up huge.

ddaryl
06-05-2009, 10:05 AM
With Levitre and Wood, I think he'll come up huge.

:limpclap:

It just never ever gets old

ddaryl
06-05-2009, 10:08 AM
...tend to get tighter in cold weather? Or will it be the sack that tightens up?


"Shrinkage Jerry... Doesn't she know about shrikage" one of best Seinfeld episodes

SABURZFAN
06-05-2009, 10:12 AM
the Lickers are still bitter. :shakeno:

Luisito23
06-05-2009, 10:15 AM
LOL....Funny thread!

Yasgur's Farm
06-05-2009, 10:38 AM
the Lickers are still bitter. :shakeno:You really should remove me from your list.


Losman must be credited with the entire blame for the fumble, the resulting TD, and the loss.

This is where I finally gave up on him. That type of stuff happened way too often for it to be ignored. He has all the talent in the world... But he carries the bad luck gene. In that regard, Buffalo was perfect for him.http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=175080&page=4

jamze132
06-05-2009, 01:44 PM
You really should remove me from your list.

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=175080&page=4
It's hard to undo "licker status". :list:

TacklingDummy
06-05-2009, 02:05 PM
Just like with the Johnsonites, it will take years to forget. I don't even remember who was a Johnsonite besides justa and WYS.

Patti120
06-05-2009, 06:33 PM
Drop. That is the most important question.

Horns
06-05-2009, 07:13 PM
To quote Steve Martin

"Look, the testicles hang low in the sky"

He'll stay loose until T.O. comes around and then his sack will be in his stomach if he doesn't get the ball to him 8 times a game. :lol:

justasportsfan
06-06-2009, 07:05 AM
Just like with the Johnsonites, it will take years to forget. I don't even remember who was a Johnsonite besides justa and WYS.
lol. Me a Johnsonite? You're confused buddy. I hated Robosack. Robosack will always be the biggest mistake this franchise ever made.

Just because I don't wear flutie Flake undies like you do doesn't mean I'm a Johnsonite.

acehole
06-06-2009, 09:00 AM
the Lickers are still bitter. :shakeno:

Your moms a licker.

SABURZFAN
06-06-2009, 09:03 AM
Your moms a licker.


i'm surprised you took a break from tossing somebody's salad to type this.

acehole
06-06-2009, 09:06 AM
i'm surprised you took a break from tossing somebody's salad to type this.

Yer mom isnt... She sleeps with the covers off and her salad in the air...

yordad
06-06-2009, 09:16 AM
Is Saburzfan still "tossing" around homophobic terms? You know what they say about one who does that. They are just like a 3 dolla bill.

acehole
06-06-2009, 09:35 AM
Is Saburzfan still "tossing" around homophobic terms? You know what they say about one who does that. They are just like a 3 dolla bill.

Apparently he heard me on NFLN pronounce my words properly....everyone who doent sound like Rocky Balboa lives in his basement and has a pin cushin for a mom sets off his gaydar...which happens to be a small 2 inch long meat meter between his legs that rises upon not hearing 7 vowels in a row.

yordad
06-06-2009, 09:42 AM
Apparently he heard me on NFLN pronounce my words properly....everyone who doent sound like Rocky Balboa lives in his basement and has a pin cushin for a mom sets off his gaydar...which happens to be a small 2 inch long meat meter between his legs that rises upon not hearing 7 vowels in a row.Some mean tough guys aren't really mean or tough. They are just misunderstood, frustrated, extremely gay, fat, caveman looking guys (Not anyone here of course, just using this for an example). Take this little pic for example :air:. Some think he looks like he is playing a guitar, while others do not.

You see, Saburzfan isn't really mean. He is just... misunderstood.

SABURZFAN
06-06-2009, 09:59 AM
you two homos should get a room.

HHURRICANE
06-06-2009, 02:16 PM
With Levitre and Wood, I think he'll come up huge.

I just hope the line doesn't just let people Walker in there and let Trent take it up the Butler.

:couch:

acehole
06-06-2009, 02:19 PM
you two homos should get a room.

A Womb with a view of yer mom?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

SABURZFAN
06-07-2009, 01:57 AM
the only view you have is your colon. that explains the wad of sperm that has accumulated on the back of your neck.

acehole
06-07-2009, 09:41 AM
the only view you have is your colon. that explains the wad of sperm that has accumulated on the back of your neck.

Best you can do? Lame...you have to get out of that basement more....

No go brush your tooth and go cash your government check.

acehole
06-07-2009, 09:41 AM
the only view you have is your colon. that explains the wad of sperm that has accumulated on the back of your neck.

A Womb with a view of yer mom?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

SABURZFAN
06-07-2009, 02:28 PM
Best you can do? Lame...you have to get out of that basement more....

No go brush your tooth and go cash your government check.


TRANSLATION- SABURZFAN is right and i have no comeback.... just c*m on the back.

SABURZFAN
06-07-2009, 02:29 PM
A Womb with a view of yer mom?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


TRANSLATION- i'm looking for somebody else, besides yordad, to laugh at my lame joke again. :rolleyes:

acehole
06-07-2009, 05:04 PM
TRANSLATION- i'm looking for somebody else, besides yordad, to laugh at my lame joke again. :rolleyes:

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A Womb with a view of yer mom?
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SABURZFAN
06-07-2009, 08:34 PM
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you two homos should get a room.
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A Womb with a view of yer mom?
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look who just got back from his perverted uncles house. let me guess... you two played BBQ and he slapped his meat all over your grill.

acehole
06-08-2009, 05:02 PM
look who just got back from his perverted uncles house. let me guess... you two played BBQ and he slapped his meat all over your grill.

You have quite of a homoerotic sense of imagination but....

You lost this one by a mile.....


A Womb with a view of yer mom?

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Give it up ..you cant top it.

SABURZFAN
06-08-2009, 06:06 PM
You have quite of a homoerotic sense of imagination but....

You lost this one by a mile.....


A Womb with a view of yer mom?

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Give it up ..you cant top it.


i was on top when i drilled yours in the acehole. keep dreaming ****head.

acehole
06-08-2009, 08:21 PM
i was on top when i drilled yours in the acehole. keep dreaming ****head.


Weak...and your a bore.....

SABURZFAN
06-09-2009, 12:49 AM
Weak...and your a bore.....


so was your mom. :chug:


and it's you're, Einstein.

acehole
06-09-2009, 09:28 AM
so was your mom. :chug:


and it's you're, Einstein.




:boring:

Yasgur's Farm
06-09-2009, 11:17 AM
QUICK... THERE'S A LOSMAN VS EDWARDS POLL AT BB.COM!!

acehole
06-09-2009, 02:47 PM
QUICK... THERE'S A LOSMAN VS EDWARDS POLL AT BB.COM!!


Don't tell sabers mom she loves poles!

:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

MassEffect218435
06-09-2009, 07:45 PM
Don't tell sabers mom she loves poles!

:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:"Poll" and "pole" are not the same thing.....

acehole
06-10-2009, 08:22 AM
"Poll" and "pole" are not the same thing.....


Um right.

SABURZFAN
06-10-2009, 08:29 AM
"Poll" and "pole" are not the same thing.....


a pole is something that acehole smokes.

acehole
06-10-2009, 01:26 PM
a pole is something that acehole smokes.


Umm yea..usually with trash talk you come up with your own material.

Otherwise people will see that you are just a dumb redneck with a whore for a mom.



You dont have to get so defensive about Trend.

He has earned is injury prone status and cold waether statues all by himself.

Thanks for trying though.

:limpclap:

OpIv37
06-10-2009, 01:39 PM
between Trent's balls and TheMan08's brown eye, this forum is getting way too homoerotic.

acehole
06-10-2009, 01:44 PM
between Trent's balls and TheMan08's brown eye, this forum is getting way too homoerotic.

hahahaha Blame Saburfans homoerotic imaginative visions.......




We know what he is really about now...

Out of the closet and into the basement.

SABURZFAN
06-10-2009, 02:04 PM
between Trent's balls and TheMan08's brown eye, this forum is getting way too homoerotic.


throw in an acehole and yordad and you have all the makings for gay porn.

acehole
06-10-2009, 03:52 PM
throw in an acehole and yordad and you have all the makings for gay porn.

We will take your word for it.

SABURZFAN
06-10-2009, 04:15 PM
We will take your word for it.


you should. i haven't been wrong about you two yet. :rolleyes:

yordad
06-11-2009, 10:16 PM
See what I mean OPIv. Saburzgirl can't get gay porn out of her mind.

SABURZFAN
06-12-2009, 07:59 AM
somebody quote yordad so i can see what the ***** said. she ran like a ***** to the Mods about me so i can't read her post.

MassEffect218435
06-12-2009, 02:54 PM
See what I mean OPIv. Saburzgirl can't get gay porn out of her mind.......

SABURZFAN
06-12-2009, 03:18 PM
......


thank you.


but yet yordad can read my posts. just goes to show what a little ***** he is. i'd love to see if he has the balls to follow through what he said in my signature. i seriously doubt it. just another whining tool behind a keyboard who talks a tough game and can't take it when somebody gives it back to him.

acehole
06-12-2009, 08:00 PM
thank you.


but yet yordad can read my posts. just goes to show what a little ***** he is. i'd love to see if he has the balls to follow through what he said in my signature. i seriously doubt it. just another whining tool behind a keyboard who talks a tough game and can't take it when somebody gives it back to him.

Yer mom gives back...

SABURZFAN
06-12-2009, 08:03 PM
Yer mom gives back...


it looks as if yours did enough tricks for you to get another month on the internet.

acehole
06-12-2009, 08:38 PM
it looks as if yours did enough tricks for you to get another month on the internet.

er der uh tricks .. jut iternet rtty month err.

Red neck trash..you and yer mom.

SABURZFAN
06-13-2009, 12:06 AM
er der uh tricks .. jut iternet rtty month err.

Red neck trash..you and yer mom.



when is yours going to start pimpin' you out?

yordad
06-13-2009, 10:09 AM
......??? Did you quote me for any particular reason? LOL

but yet yordad can read my posts. just goes to show what a little ***** he is. i'd love to see if he has the balls to follow through what he said in my signature. i seriously doubt it. just another whining tool behind a keyboard who talks a tough game and can't take it when somebody gives it back to him.What did I say in this girls signature? She is on ignore, else I would check for myself.

SABURZFAN
06-13-2009, 10:17 AM
run behind the Mods and Admin, yordad. we know you're a coward.

SABURZFAN
06-14-2009, 02:32 PM
run behind the Mods and Admin, yordad. we know you're a coward.


let me rephrase this.... go run behind shelby's skirt, you tool.

acehole
06-15-2009, 09:32 AM
let me rephrase this.... go run behind shelby's skirt, you tool.

Yer mom wears a skirt with no undies in hope of a tool.

yordad
06-15-2009, 11:33 AM
let me rephrase this.... go run behind shelby's skirt, you tool.
If you need a hug, step one is taking a shower. Are you really that offended that someone would want nothing to do with you? Seems you would be used to it by now.

My suggestion: Buy a dog. Maybe it can fill the void of not being able to read my post. Just please, if you take your perversion out on it, don't tell us about it.

Yasgur's Farm
06-15-2009, 11:36 AM
So SAB can see it... LOL
If you need a hug, step one is taking a shower. Are you really that offended that someone would want nothing to do with you? Seems you would be used to it by now.

My suggestion: Buy a dog. Maybe it can fill the void of not being able to read my post. Just please, if you take your perversion out on it, don't tell us about it.

yordad
06-15-2009, 11:38 AM
Yer mom where a skirt with no undies in hope of a tool.Little does he know, I beat the dog over his fence. He is the product of my sperm. It was an X, which explains why "he" is so confussed.

:dancers:

acehole
06-15-2009, 01:54 PM
Little does he know, I beat the dog over his fence. He is the product of my sperm. It was an X, which explains why "he" is so confussed.

:dancers:

:shocked:

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 10:35 AM
Yer mom wears a skirt with no undies in hope of a tool.


you and yordad have clits, so you two take the double-headed dildo to each other.

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 10:41 AM
the only thing yordad beats is his grandfathers meat. acehole found out and it the beginning of bromance. when you two finally elope, please spare us the pictures to your wedding. the last thing we need to see is two twinks coming out of the closet using strapons on each other.

acehole
06-21-2009, 11:12 AM
you and yordad have clits, so you two take the double-headed dildo to each other.

Yea not so good of a come back....you shoud ask your mom she has alot of :monkeyp: com on her back, face, hair....

acehole
06-21-2009, 11:23 AM
the only thing yordad beats is his grandfathers meat. acehole found out and it the beginning of bromance. when you two finally elope, please spare us the pictures to your wedding. the last thing we need to see is two twinks coming out of the closet using strapons on each other.

Listen the only time me and yourdad and his grandfather had sex it was not was not with each other it was with your mom and she loved it. When we left these three guys showed up....:afro::afro::afro:To take our place.

Then this guy showed up. :giggity:

Then some germans to do a shiza video...out of that you were born and became a homoerotic toothless hockey fan and now live in the basement.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a third time.

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 11:39 AM
Yea not so good of a come back....you shoud ask your mom she has alot of :monkeyp: com on her back, face, hair....


says the pole smoker who swims in it. :rolleyes:

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 11:44 AM
Listen the only time me and yourdad and his grandfather had sex it was not was not with each other it was with your mom and she loved it. When we left these three guys showed up....:afro::afro::afro:To take our place.

Then this guy showed up. :giggity:

Then some germans to do a shiza video...out of that you were born and became a homoerotic toothless hockey fan and now live in the basement.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a third time.


you'e in denial. just turn the knob (something you do best) and come out of the closet.

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:01 PM
says the pole smoker who swims in it. :rolleyes:

Yer mom smokes poles and sweeds and germans and mexicans and so much more...

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:05 PM
go take your bukkake bath, manjuice boy.

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:08 PM
you'e in denial. just turn the knob (something you do best) and come out of the closet.

I might do it if you answer me one question.... is your mom a shemale?


Your the redneck with the deliverence fantasies and you posted it...the truth is out there and you own it.....

Idiot...

Me and yourdad own you:pound:

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:12 PM
I might do it if you answer me one question.... is your mom a shemale?


Your the redneck with the deliverence fantasies and you posted it...the truth is out there and you own it.....

Idiot...

Me and yourdad own you:pound:


your grandpa says you have the whitest teeth he's ever c*m across.

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:13 PM
I might do it if you answer me one question.... is your mom a shemale?




i see a future Republican in the making.

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:15 PM
go take your bukkake bath, manjuice boy.

You have your internet for that ...keep it going you stuff might be picked up by playgirl and they will want you for a writer....

Speaking of the internet you mom just came up with a new site called "Twater" it is where all found her to hook up....including yourdads grampa.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I wont blame you fathers day is a tough day for you I bet....

Not knowing must bother you...I will tell you I think it is your dads grampa..he gave you mom the bat for hours.....:lmao:

Oh man you are owned!!

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:18 PM
have you ever got caught screwing the pooch in the closet?

Luisito23
06-21-2009, 12:19 PM
LOL...

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:28 PM
have you ever got caught screwing the pooch in the closet?


where'd he go? i'll take that as a YES answer.

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:32 PM
your grandpa says you have the whitest teeth he's ever c*m across.

Yes he saw them when we where double teaming your mom.... Tell him thanks..

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:35 PM
where'd he go? i'll take that as a YES answer.

:blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:36 PM
that was a quick bukkake bath. you're getting good at that fluffing gig.

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:37 PM
:blahblah: :blahblah: :blahblah:


you need to find a better hiding spot. :up:

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:39 PM
have you ever got caught screwing the pooch in the closet?

If by pooch you mean your mom and buy closet you mean her ass.

Yes yes I have...

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:39 PM
LOL...

Lus who is winning this smack fest?

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:42 PM
you need to find a better hiding spot. :up:

Your mom ass is a good place...there is :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: alot of junk in her trunk...

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:42 PM
Lus who is winning this smack fest?


the only thing smacking is your grandpa's balls on your ass.

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:44 PM
Your mom ass is a good place...there is :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: alot of junk in her trunk...


your grandma is not going to like you talking about her daughter like that, son.

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:44 PM
the only thing smacking is your grandpa's balls on your ass.

How do you type with one hand so fast...

:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:

acehole
06-21-2009, 12:47 PM
your grandma is not going to like you talking about her daughter like that, son.


errr derrr errr derr deerrr er Go get the dodge towed from your from yard..

the towtruck driver will do it for the usual from ye mom...
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:47 PM
the same way you do but you have a mouth full of penis.

SABURZFAN
06-21-2009, 12:49 PM
errr derrr errr derr deerrr er Go get the dodge towed from your from yard..

the towtruck driver will do it for the usual from ye mom...
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


that would eliminate a hiding spot for you to pump the cat.

acehole
06-22-2009, 08:38 AM
that would eliminate a hiding spot for you to pump the cat.

You got served in this thread.

It is no longer on.

You lost and are boring.

justasportsfan
06-22-2009, 12:12 PM
There's an insult tourney going on?

acehole
06-22-2009, 01:21 PM
There's an insult tourney going on?

Not anymore. Sabur got served.

He and his mom are now my *****es...

SABURZFAN
06-23-2009, 06:59 AM
There's an insult tourney going on?

acehole feels insulted because everything i said was true. did i mention that grandpa got him a tattoo on his lower back? it says Tunnel of Love with an arrow pointing down to his acehole.

acehole
06-23-2009, 04:07 PM
acehole feels insulted because everything i said was true. did i mention that grandpa got him a tattoo on his lower back? it says Tunnel of Love with an arrow pointing down to his acehole.

:boring:

Jan Reimers
06-23-2009, 04:30 PM
I think ace and SABS need to engage in a virtual hug, and forget about each others' mamas.

acehole
06-23-2009, 05:38 PM
I think ace and SABS need to engage in a virtual hug, and forget about each others' mamas.

He will like it too much I know his mom does.


:console:

SABURZFAN
06-23-2009, 08:47 PM
I think ace and SABS need to engage in a virtual hug, and forget about each others' mamas.


if all the *****s that were stuck in acehole's mom stuck out of her, she'd be a porcupine. i guess that happens when she's Vermont's most active Lot Lizard. McDonalds is nowhere near the number of truckers that she served.

SABURZFAN
06-24-2009, 12:44 PM
He will like it too much I know his mom does.


:console:


sorry to hear about your mom.


http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=176514


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

jamze132
06-24-2009, 02:15 PM
Why is this thread still alive?

acehole
10-11-2009, 09:35 AM
Why is this thread still alive?

Sabs mom is alive and sticking.

SABURZFAN
10-11-2009, 09:40 AM
Sabs mom is alive and sticking.


yours just dried out. where's your Aunt?

acehole
10-11-2009, 09:51 AM
yours just dried out. where's your Aunt?

My aunt is moping your moms face.

SABURZFAN
10-11-2009, 09:59 AM
My aunt is moping your moms face.


yours is laying here passing gas out of every hole. get over here and get her out. :mad: