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Dr. Lecter
06-25-2009, 09:37 AM
What do you do if you're a young hockey player about to marry a supermodel? Announce the wedding is off by email.


That's exactly what Jarret Stoll of the Los Angeles Kings did only weeks before his Aug. 14 vows to model Rachel Hunter. According to the Daily Mail, the move was a surprise to Hunter, who was planning a lavish wedding that was to include guests Sharon Stone and Michelle Pfeiffer.
"She is absolutely devastated," an anonymous friend told the Mail. "Everything was in place for their wedding — she had the venue, the designer dress, the guest list.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/9727658/Hockey-star-cancels-wedding-to-supermodel

THATHURMANATOR
06-25-2009, 09:42 AM
He probably realized she is like 40 and he is 20.

Dr. Lecter
06-25-2009, 09:43 AM
Have you seen her lately??????

THATHURMANATOR
06-25-2009, 09:47 AM
No why?

THATHURMANATOR
06-25-2009, 09:48 AM
Show me one super hot 40 year old Super model, and I will show you 2 super hot, tighter 20 year old super model.

OpIv37
06-25-2009, 10:10 AM
She was in her prime when he was going through puberty- he probably wanted to bang her based on that alone. At some point, it probably occurred to him that if being in the NHL allowed him to bang one supermodel, he'll probably have plenty of opportunities to bang more supermodels so he called the wedding off.

chernobylwraiths
06-25-2009, 11:50 AM
Or he realized that Rod Stewart already married her?

SabreEleven
06-25-2009, 01:07 PM
this is a LW-type move for sure.

Dr. Lecter
06-25-2009, 01:32 PM
this is a LW-type move for sure.

Apparently some of the non-hetero types around here would not be satisfied with Rachel.

chernobylwraiths
06-25-2009, 01:49 PM
Apparently some of the non-hetero types around here would not be satisfied with Rachel.

Stacey mom has got it goin on!

THATHURMANATOR
06-25-2009, 03:37 PM
Apparently some of the non-hetero types around here would not be satisfied with Rachel.
Oh I would be more than happy with her but I am also not a young millionaire hockey player.

JD
06-25-2009, 07:17 PM
What an idiot. He bails on marrying a cougar. What a tool.

http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Rachel.Hunter.Lingerie.jpg

Jan Reimers
06-26-2009, 12:01 PM
He's probably gay, and at the last minute couldn't go through with the cover.