FINAL: CHAMPIONSHIP: gunzlingr defeats BillC 14-13 - ONE-LINER THREAD

[lordofgun]

FINALS: BillC vs. gunzlingr - ONE-LINER THREAD

THE FINALS will be a combo round of sorts. I will post 3 threads. One for FREESTYLE, one for limericks, and one for one-liners (one one-liner per post please).

Each contestant will have 3 turns per thread. Once those turns are completed, the voting will open for approx. 24 hours in that thread. For each category (thread) where you get more votes, you get a point. The first one to 2 points is the winner!

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IMPORTANT: You should write ONLY what is instructed in each post, NOTHING ELSE! Voters should deduct points for any words typed or pictures inserted which are not a part of a limerick, one-liner, etc..

And remember, no editing your post once it's submitted!

THIS THREAD IS FOR ONE-LINER INSULTS. Remember, a single one-liner per post please!

BillC will go first in this thread (gunz in the other 2)

[BillC]

You are about as entertaining as a ruptured colostomy bag on a crowded elevator, ....you schmuck!

[Gunzlingr]

You have the sex appeal of a floating corpse, and half the personality.

[BillC]

The Sperm bank called- They are forclosing, you're overdrawn, and they want their free toaster back.

[Gunzlingr]

I wanted to kick your ass, until I realized you would actually enjoy having a boot up your ass.

[BillC]

I'd rather scrape my nuts against a cheese grater than have to take any advice from this alcoholic rodeo clown wanna-be......

[Gunzlingr]

The sounds fingernails on a chalkboard would be a more pleasant experience than your weak ass insults, you annoying *****.

[lordofgun]

Voting's open until 10am Friday morning!

[Mr. Miyagi]

Originally posted by BillC
The Sperm bank called- They are forclosing, you're overdrawn, and they want their free toaster back.
Pretty funny stuff for the both of you. One question though: why would the sperm bank call BillC? :scratch: Do they have his home number because he's a frequent customer?

Maybe the sperm bank is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for BillC?

[Dozerdog]

Now you want these to make sense? LOL

[clumping platelets]

:rofl:

All-you-can-eat

[lordofgun]

Originally posted by BillC
You are about as entertaining as a ruptured colostomy bag on a crowded elevator, ....you schmuck!

I think that would be entertaining.

[Gunzlingr]

I think so too. In fact I hear a new reality show is in the works: "When Colostomy bags explode". Mondays on Fox!

[Dozerdog]

No - It's "Colostomy bags gone wild- Spring Break"

[lordofgun]

Gunz wins this round!

[Mr. Miyagi]

:hi5: gunz

I don't lose to a loser. :D

[Gunzlingr]

:hail: miyagi!

[Mr. Miyagi]

The bill is in the mail. ;)

[Dozerdog]

So, did you go with the white wicker set or the natural wicker set? Does it come with curtains? :jk:

[Mr. Miyagi]

:lol: It's so funny how you got your 12 aliases plus supposedly your wife voting and still lost. :laughter:

[Dozerdog]

Actually, they never voted. Wife's out of town for a few days...LOL