Easterbrook on the Bills

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  • chernobylwraiths
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 41838

    Easterbrook on the Bills

    As we prepare for the kickoff of the NFL season, Tuesday Morning Quarterback unveils his AFC preview.



    Excellent special teams have become a Buffalo hallmark -- Bobby April is the league's best special teams coach -- but this only proves special teams matter a lot less than offense and defense, or the Bills would be in the playoffs. And if only the head coach were as good as the special teams coach. As the once-proud Bills enter the season the sole AFC club without a playoff appearance in this decade, the coach remains Dick "Cheerio, Chaps" Jauron, who has just one career winning season. The AFC East test of manhood is playing the Patriots. Jauron has lost all six of his games against New England while coaching the Bills, his team outscored by a humiliating average of 21 points per game in that span. Against the Patriots under Jauron, Buffalo usually rolls over by the second quarter. Jauron never seems upset, or even to care -- he just jogs off the field, then makes excuses. Until the Bills have a coach who doesn't make excuses, the embarrassing playoff drought will continue.

    Wow. I especially like his "tweets". Very true.

    sorry if already posted.
  • Scumbag College
    Registered User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4949

    #2
    Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

    Pretty much the sentiment around here. It's like Jauron doesn't even give a **** after a loss.

    At least when Mora or Ditka or Dennis Green lost and had famous meltdowns, you knew they cared and wanted to win.
    Remember Kevin Everett in your thoughts.

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    • DynaPaul
      Registered User
      • Sep 2003
      • 7540

      #3
      Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

      I love the nickname Dick "Cheerio, Chaps" Jauron. Could this guy seem anymore nonchalant about our teams failures? A pat on the back and a "You gave it your best son" just ain't enough to get this team moving forward.

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      • Hemlepp53
        Registered User
        • Jul 2004
        • 1455

        #4
        Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

        I hate reading **** like that bro.
        @Hemlepp53

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        • imbondz
          Democrats are people too
          • Jan 2003
          • 26041

          #5
          Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

          buuuut, our last playoff game was January 8th, 2000.
          My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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          • billsfanone
            Majored in Home Economics
            • Sep 2008
            • 4317

            #6
            Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

            How many teams with a winning record did Jauron beat? HOW ***** MANY!? The guy had 1, count 'em 1 non losing season his entire coaching career. 1

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            • mchurchfie
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 13418

              #7
              Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

              I hate ****ing Jauron!!!
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              • Michael82
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 82328

                #8
                I've said it before and I will say it again...FIRE THE COACH!!!

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                • Night Train
                  Retired - On Several Levels
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 33117

                  #9
                  Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                  Fire the owner
                  Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                  • Mad Bomber
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 12927

                    #10
                    Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                    Originally posted by chernobylwraiths
                    Jauron has lost all six of his games against New England while coaching the Bills, his team outscored by a humiliating average of 21 points per game in that span. Against the Patriots under Jauron, Buffalo usually rolls over by the second quarter. Jauron never seems upset, or even to care -- he just jogs off the field, then makes excuses. Until the Bills have a coach who doesn't make excuses, the embarrassing playoff drought will continue.
                    Winners make things happen. Losers make excuses.

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                    • ddaryl
                      Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 10714

                      #11
                      Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                      Originally posted by mchurchfie
                      I hate ****ing Jauron!!!

                      what he said

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                      • Typ0
                        honey pie
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 32593

                        #12
                        Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                        Originally posted by imbondz
                        buuuut, our last playoff game was January 8th, 2000.
                        and what a fond memory that is...

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                        • trapezeus
                          Legendary Zoner
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 19525

                          #13
                          Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                          easterbrook's 1st and goal from the 1 part was pretty funny too. they punt on 4th down. awesome.

                          Who knew that 75% of passing plays last year were under 10 yards? I knew they checked down a lot, but 75% of the time. ewwww.

                          EAsterbrook is a genius in so many different ways.

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                          • Jimbuktu
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 359

                            #14
                            Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                            Originally posted by Typ0
                            and what a fond memory that is...
                            It's sad that Bruce, Andre, and Thurman all played in that game too.

                            Seems like eons ago that they wore our uniforms on the field.

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                            • Typ0
                              honey pie
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 32593

                              #15
                              Re: Easterbrook on the Bills

                              Originally posted by Jimbuktu
                              It's sad that Bruce, Andre, and Thurman all played in that game too.

                              Seems like eons ago that they wore our uniforms on the field.

                              no, this was the year after they left.

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