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Mad Bomber
08-30-2009, 10:36 AM
Sleep deprivation!

Notice how he goes through games and pressers like he's half asleep? That's because he is.

Let me explain...

My wife and I were looking at Sleep Numbers beds, where you can adjust the softness of your mattress. They had a book in the store with the sleep numbers of famous people. Most were in the 25-50 range (soft). Dick Jauron sleeps on an 85. That's like sleeping on a concrete slab.

Maybe if someone snuck into his room at night and cranked down his mattress, the guy would wake up.

...or not.

Sorry, after last night I'm ready to try ANYTHING.