Here's how we beat New England on MNF

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  • Beastie Bills
    Senior Zoner
    • Mar 2009
    • 548

    Here's how we beat New England on MNF

    Ok, here is my plan for beating New England on Monday Night Football this year.

    Right before kickoff, we need Marcus Stroud to go up and drag John Gruden's a$$ out of the broadcast booth. He then needs to force Gruden to sign a 4 year contract as head coach of the Bills. Gruden can forcably remove Jauron from the field, and coach this team to victory.
  • Novacane
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 42352

    #2
    Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

    Take out Brady early. That's the only way the Bills win.

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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 101238

      #3
      Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

      Originally posted by Novacane
      Take out Brady early. That's the only way the Bills win.
      how much would it cost to sign Vince Wilfork to a 1-game contract?
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      • BillsWin
        man amongst boys
        • Oct 2008
        • 6025

        #4
        Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

        Originally posted by Novacane
        Take out Brady early. That's the only way the Bills win.
        Allow me the pleasure... <- Tom Brady
        I am The Batman.

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        • The Juice Is Loose
          All-Pro Zoner
          • Feb 2009
          • 1341

          #5
          Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

          I say we forfeit. At least then on Monday night I can focus on my flag football game (starting at QB) at 11 instead of watching the Bills lose.

          But, no such luck. Here is whats going to happen.

          1. Bills get throttled

          2. Juice gets pissed.

          3. Plays QB angry

          4. Klem Road Tropics Lose

          Plus its on my g'f birthday. I should just hide for the day.

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          • FlyingDutchman
            Registered User
            • Apr 2005
            • 5074

            #6
            Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

            Originally posted by The Juice Is Loose
            I say we forfeit. At least then on Monday night I can focus on my flag football game (starting at QB) at 11 instead of watching the Bills lose.

            But, no such luck. Here is whats going to happen.

            1. Bills get throttled

            2. Juice gets pissed.

            3. Plays QB angry

            4. Klem Road Tropics Lose

            Plus its on my g'f birthday. I should just hide for the day.
            so eff the bills, and eff all of us on this message board...youre supposedly done, and then you spend the whole day on this board...im taking it as this flag football thing is the only thing you have going on in your life...

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            • The Juice Is Loose
              All-Pro Zoner
              • Feb 2009
              • 1341

              #7
              Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

              Originally posted by FlyingDutchman
              so eff the bills, and eff all of us on this message board...youre supposedly done, and then you spend the whole day on this board...im taking it as this flag football thing is the only thing you have going on in your life...
              below me

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              • jamze132
                Don’t hate…
                • Jun 2003
                • 29315

                #8
                Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

                Originally posted by Beastie Bills
                Ok, here is my plan for beating New England on Monday Night Football this year.

                Right before kickoff, we need Marcus Stroud to go up and drag John Gruden's a$$ out of the broadcast booth. He then needs to force Gruden to sign a 4 year contract as head coach of the Bills. Gruden can forcably remove Jauron from the field, and coach this team to victory.
                Just another outstanding idea...

                :banghead:

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                • DrGraves
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 2693

                  #9
                  Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

                  Even if Brady was hurt, the pats still beat us by at least 4 scores.

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                  • OpIv37
                    Acid Douching Asswipe
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 101238

                    #10
                    Re: Here's how we beat New England on MNF

                    Originally posted by DrGraves
                    Even if Brady was hurt, the pats still beat us by at least 4 scores.
                    they'd still beat us, but it would be like a 6-3 game. I saw O'Connell live at the Skins/Pats game Friday night. In the 3rd quarter, they put him in with the starters. He STILL threw 2 INT's, and one was against the Skin's back ups.

                    Our O still blows and we still have no idea how to deal with a 3-4 NT, but I don't see the Patriots putting up many points if Brady were to go down. I guess it's irrelevant anyway. We lucked out with Brady going down last year and couldn't take advantage of it- we're not going to have the same luck this year.
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