WGR Hey There Trent Edwards

[kid mickey]

Don't know if anybody's heard this yet, but its hilarious. Give it a listen.

http://audio.wgr550.com/m/audio/26143641/9-2-song-hey-there-trent-edwards.htm?pageid=28472

[mybills]

:roflmao:

[trapezeus]

i can't listen to it at work. what are the lyrics or the theme of the song?

[kid mickey]

It's got the hey there delilah instrumentals and it basically is calling out trent to throw the ball more than 10 yards down the field.

[Billz_fan]

Very Nice !! funny to :D

[yordad]

That is depressing. :(

Edit: And very funny.

[chernobylwraiths]

i can't listen to it at work. what are the lyrics or the theme of the song?

Hey there trent edwards man you're looking like a mess and we could really do some damage if you just take off that dress and throw it long. Prove all the haters out here wrong, your arm is strong. Hey capt checkdown were not looking for tom brady just a better kelly holcomb who throws further than a lady without arms, 7 and 9 is your lucky charm and we're alarmed.
Oooooooooo just throw the ball to Leeeeeeeeeee, Ooooooooo we hope for more than 3.
heeeeeeyyyyyy TO is on the teeeeeeeeeam, Trent just get some self esteem, screw this vanilla scheme.

[chernobylwraiths]

and there is more, I just don't type fast enough to keep up

[BAM]

That's hilarious!

[Hemlepp53]

Oh My God... I thought the Maybin song was the ****... This one is even better... Keep finding these please. I want to DL them and make playlist for the i pod.

[BAM]

Oh My God... I thought the Maybin song was the ****... This one is even better... Keep finding these please. I want to DL them and make playlist for the i pod.
I've got something coming up for your iPod in the next couple days. :naughty:

[psubills62]

Lyrics (from what I can hear) - to the tune of Hey There Delilah

Hey there Trent Edwards, man you're looking like a mess
And we could really do some damage if you just take off that dress
And throw it long, prove all the haters out here wrong, your arm is strong
Hey Captain Checkdown, we're not looking for Tom Brady
Just a better Kelly Holcomb who throws further than a lady without arms
Seven and nine's your lucky charm and we're alarmed

Oh, just throw the ball to Lee
Oh, we hope for more than three
Hey, T.O. is on the team
Trent, just get some self-esteem
Screw this vanilla scheme

Hey Trent Edwards, don't you worry about the kicker
Man if you go all the way, they will let Rian punch it through for an extra point
You could stop stinking up the joint, and we'd anoint
Trentative Edwards, if this season you dismantle
You'll be involved in fewer fantasies than Louie Anderson in just a thong
Now I know that seems so wrong, please throw it long

Oh, please throw for more than three
Oh, to Roscoe or Stevie
Oh, you've also got Josh Reed
Oh, be better than JP

Right now ten yards seem pretty far, but you don't have to use a car
They have this thing they call a forward pass,
You grip the ball right on the lace and wing the thing about the place
I promise incompletions are OK
Trent Edwards I can promise you that everyone in red and blue
Would love to see you in the Hall of Fame
Please win some games

Oh, just throw the ball to Lee
Oh, we hope for more than three
Hey, T.O. is on the team
Trent, just get some self-esteem
Be better than JP

[chernobylwraiths]

Lyrics (from what I can hear) - to the tune of Hey Delilah

Hey there Trent Edwards, man you're looking like a mess
And we could really do some damage if you just take off that dress
And throw it long, prove all the haters out here wrong, your arm is strong
Hey Captain Checkdown, we're not looking for Tom Brady
Just a better Kelly Holcomb who throws further than a lady without arms
Seven and nine's your lucky charm and we're alarmed

Oh, just throw the ball to Lee
Oh, we hope for more than three
Hey, T.O. is on the team
Trent, just get some self-esteem
Screw this vanilla scheme

Hey Trent Edwards, don't you worry about the kicker
Man if you go all the way, they will let Rian punch it through for an extra point
You could stop stinking up the joint, and we'd anoint
Trentative Edwards, if this season you dismantle
You'll be involved in fewer fantasies than Louie and ???? in just a thong
Now I know that seems so wrong, please throw it long

Oh, please throw for more than three
Oh, to Roscoe or Stevie
Oh, you've also got Josh Reed
Oh, be better than JP

Right now ten yards seem pretty far, but you don't have to use a car
They have this thing they call a forward pass,
You grip the ball right on the lace and wing the thing about the place
I promise incompletions are OK
Trent Edwards I can promise you that everyone in red and blue
Would love to see you in the Hall of Fame
Please win some games

Oh, just throw the ball to Lee
Oh, we hope for more than three
Hey, T.O. is on the team
Trent, just get some self-esteem
Be better than JP



That's the best I can do. Anyone know what the "???" part is? It should be easy, but I don't know many cultural references, if that's what they're going for.

Louie Anderson?

[psubills62]

Louie Anderson?

Good call, the way they emphasized the "And-" really threw me off. Oh well. Let me know if any of the other transcribed parts are off.

[chernobylwraiths]

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/brett/harrahs-louie-anderson.jpg

[psubills62]

http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/brett/harrahs-louie-anderson.jpg

Yikes! Boo to WGR for bad images...

[THATHURMANATOR]

This song did not even have me crack a smile.

[JD]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahabhahahaahahaaa

[Iehoshua]

I liked the Flutie song that was done to the tune of "Windy" by The Association:

"Who's creepin' past the offensive lineman?
Scramblin' when they call for the blitz?
Out from the pocket, in for a touchdown,
Everyone knows it's Flutie.

And Flutie is 5-foot-3,
He has tiny hands and feet!
The Bills are the team to beat,
In the AFC, (in the AFC), in the AFC East...
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Who's dodgin' sacks from Dolphins built like tanks?
Who's makin' fans go totally nuts? (Yeah!)
Who deserves more than Piazza and Jordan?
Everyone knows it's Flutie

And Flutie is 4-foot-1!
But Flutie's heart weighs a ton.
He's now got the QB role,
You're in my soul, (you're in my soul), you're in my soul!

Who spent 10 years in exile in Canada?
Lived in an igloo, ate only snow.
Who's even got his own breakfast cereal?
Everyone knows it's Flutie.

And Flutie's got young man's knees,
And throws like a summer breeze,
And Flutie's pals with the Wease,
The Brother Wease, (the Brother Wease), the Brother Wease!
The Brother Wease! (With Cindy, and Tommy, and Billy, and Scotty, and House, and Gussie, and everybody! We're Moxy Fruvous! Bye!)"

[more cowbell]

wow. that was nothing short of awesome

[djjimkelly]

throw the ball to lee hopefully its for more then 3


LMFAO

just ****ing classic

[THATHURMANATOR]

What am I missing about this song that is so funny?

[Gunzlingr]

It's funny because it's true!

[Nighthawk]

That is some funny s**t!

[BillsWin]

This was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



"I know that ten yards seems pretty far, but you dont have to take a car! there is something called a forward pass..."

LOL

[BAM]

What am I missing about this song that is so funny?

THURM have you heard the original song? This is a parody of an original song called Delilah I believe.. The words are funny because they're true (at least through the preseason).