I have tickets to the home opener..

[Stewie]

but they're currently being shipped to NC and I'm in Florida. And I'm going straight from here to WNY later this week.

I did not think this through very well :(

I am going to make it tho! And we're going to beat the bucs!

[Dr. Lecter]

Dumbass.

You could have had them shipped to me and then I would give them to you at the game.

But that would require a brain.