Yasgur's Farm
10-05-2009, 05:51 PM
Dick "Tucker" Jauron announced today that the entire team will be required to have mammograms prior to their next competition. Tucker said "We really like our guys to be on top of today's health issues." adding "Turn your head and cough has become unnecessary... In fact.... We'll need to study locker room video... But I don't think there's a set of balls left in the entire organization".