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trapezeus
10-13-2009, 12:03 AM
$25 for parking,
$50 for a ticket
$8 for a beer

and in return i'll do absolutely nothing that makes you happy. My deal doesn't involve you having to leave your home.

Is there any chance another 70,000 people from western new york want to send me a check to do jack**** and embarass the area?
unpaid_bills
10-13-2009, 12:50 AM
I will give you $8 for the beer i need a drink. Keep the tix
PECKERWOOD
10-13-2009, 01:16 AM
:lmao:
SABURZFAN
10-13-2009, 09:25 AM
for $83, i could have a BBQ, plenty of booze, and watch a real football game on TV. no worries about drunk *******s and my toilet is a lot cleaner too.
realdealryan
10-13-2009, 09:27 AM
$8 for a beer

and in return i'll do absolutely nothing that makes you happy.....embarass the area?


Wow, I usually need 6-8 beers or some liquor before I do stupid things. One beer is pretty light for a stunt to embarrass all of wny.
Throne Logic
10-13-2009, 09:34 AM
Funny thing is, I balk at paying $20 for both me and my wife to go to a movie that I know is going to be an entertaining 2 1/2 hours.

Don't forget, us out-of-towners have to pay to get there and back, plus food and lodging while there. I usually take a day off from work, too, so Monday's don't suck. Add all that up, too.
yordad
10-13-2009, 09:43 AM
Funny thing is, I balk at paying $20 for both me and my wife to go to a movie that I know is going to be an entertaining 2 1/2 hours.

Don't forget, us out-of-towners have to pay to get there and back, plus food and lodging while there. I usually take a day off from work, too, so Monday's don't suck. Add all that up, too.OK, you can pay more for trap to do nothing for you if you would like. Make it 250$ total and you got a deal!
THATHURMANATOR
10-13-2009, 09:45 AM
Not to mention I got 2 $8.25 beers and they tasted like complete SWILL!!!
SABURZFAN
10-13-2009, 09:52 AM
Not to mention I got 2 $8.25 beers and they tasted like complete SWILL!!!


it is what it is..... expensive swill. for $16.50, i could get a 12 pack and a couple gallons of gas for the truck.
DynaPaul
10-13-2009, 10:52 AM
I'll do it... but only if I get to have sex with your wife/girlfriend. That will seal the deal.
yordad
10-13-2009, 10:55 AM
I'll do it... but only if I get to have sex with your wife/girlfriend. That will seal the deal.LOL, you wanna do Traps husband, lol.
trapezeus
10-13-2009, 11:42 AM
how am i being turned into a gay man, yordad?

Anyways, i'm guessing for $100 for 8 weeks a year, i can give you equity ownership in a high stakes poker tournament. all winnings get pro-rated back to the owners with a small performance fee for myself.

Afterall, poker is the fastest growing "sport" on television. Who's with me?
yordad
10-13-2009, 11:52 AM
how am i being turned into a gay man, yordad?

Anyways, i'm guessing for $100 for 8 weeks a year, i can give you equity ownership in a high stakes poker tournament. all winnings get pro-rated back to the owners with a small performance fee for myself.

Afterall, poker is the fastest growing "sport" on television. Who's with me?Lol, I was trying to pretend you were a chick. Shhhhhh