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  • trapezeus
    Legendary Zoner
    • Oct 2004
    • 19525

    anyone want to pay me?

    $25 for parking,
    $50 for a ticket
    $8 for a beer

    and in return i'll do absolutely nothing that makes you happy. My deal doesn't involve you having to leave your home.

    Is there any chance another 70,000 people from western new york want to send me a check to do jack**** and embarass the area?
  • unpaid_bills
    Registered User
    • Nov 2004
    • 511

    #2
    Re: anyone want to pay me?

    I will give you $8 for the beer i need a drink. Keep the tix
    Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills .... Bills Mafia for life

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    • PECKERWOOD
      Defies all logic
      • Oct 2006
      • 13170

      #3
      Re: anyone want to pay me?

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      • SABURZFAN
        short bus extraordinaire
        • Jul 2002
        • 50747

        #4
        Re: anyone want to pay me?

        for $83, i could have a BBQ, plenty of booze, and watch a real football game on TV. no worries about drunk *******s and my toilet is a lot cleaner too.
        Originally posted by yordad
        Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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        • realdealryan
          realdealrex
          • Nov 2005
          • 1838

          #5
          Re: anyone want to pay me?

          Originally posted by trapezeus
          $8 for a beer

          and in return i'll do absolutely nothing that makes you happy.....embarass the area?

          Wow, I usually need 6-8 beers or some liquor before I do stupid things. One beer is pretty light for a stunt to embarrass all of wny.

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          • Throne Logic
            Terry Tate - Outside Linebacker
            • Aug 2002
            • 2052

            #6
            Re: anyone want to pay me?

            Funny thing is, I balk at paying $20 for both me and my wife to go to a movie that I know is going to be an entertaining 2 1/2 hours.

            Don't forget, us out-of-towners have to pay to get there and back, plus food and lodging while there. I usually take a day off from work, too, so Monday's don't suck. Add all that up, too.
            Still searching for that offensive rhythm.

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            • yordad
              Registered User
              • Dec 2007
              • 11867

              #7
              Re: anyone want to pay me?

              Originally posted by Throne Logic
              Funny thing is, I balk at paying $20 for both me and my wife to go to a movie that I know is going to be an entertaining 2 1/2 hours.

              Don't forget, us out-of-towners have to pay to get there and back, plus food and lodging while there. I usually take a day off from work, too, so Monday's don't suck. Add all that up, too.
              OK, you can pay more for trap to do nothing for you if you would like. Make it 250$ total and you got a deal!
              "Heck, now I am glad his overrated arce made the pro bowl, else we would have only got a 3rd." ~ yordad

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              • THATHURMANATOR
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 69112

                #8
                Re: anyone want to pay me?

                Not to mention I got 2 $8.25 beers and they tasted like complete SWILL!!!

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                • SABURZFAN
                  short bus extraordinaire
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 50747

                  #9
                  Re: anyone want to pay me?

                  Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
                  Not to mention I got 2 $8.25 beers and they tasted like complete SWILL!!!

                  it is what it is..... expensive swill. for $16.50, i could get a 12 pack and a couple gallons of gas for the truck.
                  Originally posted by yordad
                  Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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                  • DynaPaul
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 7540

                    #10
                    Re: anyone want to pay me?

                    I'll do it... but only if I get to have sex with your wife/girlfriend. That will seal the deal.

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                    • yordad
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 11867

                      #11
                      Re: anyone want to pay me?

                      Originally posted by DevilPaul
                      I'll do it... but only if I get to have sex with your wife/girlfriend. That will seal the deal.
                      LOL, you wanna do Traps husband, lol.
                      "Heck, now I am glad his overrated arce made the pro bowl, else we would have only got a 3rd." ~ yordad

                      "I've just been hit with a piece of sky. " ~ yordad

                      "Forgive my opinion, but...." ~ yordad

                      "Warning: I might be hammered." ~ yordad

                      "I don't care if the word is "your" or "you're", so buzz off. Its (it's) a frickin(') message board." ~ yordad

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                      • trapezeus
                        Legendary Zoner
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 19525

                        #12
                        Re: anyone want to pay me?

                        how am i being turned into a gay man, yordad?

                        Anyways, i'm guessing for $100 for 8 weeks a year, i can give you equity ownership in a high stakes poker tournament. all winnings get pro-rated back to the owners with a small performance fee for myself.

                        Afterall, poker is the fastest growing "sport" on television. Who's with me?

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                        • yordad
                          Registered User
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 11867

                          #13
                          Re: anyone want to pay me?

                          Originally posted by trapezeus
                          how am i being turned into a gay man, yordad?

                          Anyways, i'm guessing for $100 for 8 weeks a year, i can give you equity ownership in a high stakes poker tournament. all winnings get pro-rated back to the owners with a small performance fee for myself.

                          Afterall, poker is the fastest growing "sport" on television. Who's with me?
                          Lol, I was trying to pretend you were a chick. Shhhhhh
                          "Heck, now I am glad his overrated arce made the pro bowl, else we would have only got a 3rd." ~ yordad

                          "I've just been hit with a piece of sky. " ~ yordad

                          "Forgive my opinion, but...." ~ yordad

                          "Warning: I might be hammered." ~ yordad

                          "I don't care if the word is "your" or "you're", so buzz off. Its (it's) a frickin(') message board." ~ yordad

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