Meathead
10-13-2009, 07:38 AM
Just Lose Baby
this team is going absolutely nowhere. 2009 is already the lostest of lost seasons. yes its a word
we can tell they are a flat out broken team by how completely undisciplined they are, not only with penalties but with completely unforced errors happening at an alarming rate. thats 100% coaching and thats not gonna change, so these guys are now hardwired to suck no matter what. they players cant do it themselves, and the coaches certainly cant fix it or they would have already
throw in another incredible string of injuries and youve got a total disaster of a football team on our hands, with absolutely no chance of appreciable improvement this entire season
this team is now epically bad. yes its a word
even before this team steps on the field they are defeated physically (injuries), emotionally (confidence completely shattered), and intellectually (horribly bad coaching)
thus they are now poised to produce one overwhelming defeat after another. they will be hard pressed to win two more games - literally. i mean, who are they going to beat?
not to worry! weve still got something to root for:
The First Overall Draft Position!!!
now i realize how hard it is emotionally to root for bills losses, but consider this:
- you dont have to cheer against the team, in fact you can still root for them during the games if you want (as if that will do any good). just keep the first pick idea in your pocket so when the game is over and they do lose you can silently say to yourself 'awroit!'
- there is literally zero chance for the playoffs this season. dont even bother with the mathematical crap, its over and we all know it. a couple more wins mean absolutely nothing on this season
- wins dont matter at all, for any reason whatsoever. this team is getting a new coach and maybe GM next season. it all starts over. nothing that happens this entire season makes any diff in that scenario. there is no confidence issue, no carryover - everything that happens next season will be defined by who they hire and what happens in camp
- the more losses the get piled up this season the less bull**** reasons ralph has to even consider retaining the big dick. how do you possibly NOT fire a guy that wins one or two games all season??
- thus losing actually becomes a good thing. this is regarded as a very talent-rich draft coming up. having a very high (ideally the first) spot every round gives the bills maximum options on rebuilding the team through the draft (ie. either picking a qb and hope he becomes the franchise, or trading their top pick for more juicy picks)
thus, i urge you to join me! rip the finger off your foam finger, put your whammie weenie back in its case, paint your bag festive colors, and cheer for your team to be as loserful as possible! yes its a word!
the motto for the rest of '09 ...
JUST LOSE BABY!!!
this team is going absolutely nowhere. 2009 is already the lostest of lost seasons. yes its a word
we can tell they are a flat out broken team by how completely undisciplined they are, not only with penalties but with completely unforced errors happening at an alarming rate. thats 100% coaching and thats not gonna change, so these guys are now hardwired to suck no matter what. they players cant do it themselves, and the coaches certainly cant fix it or they would have already
throw in another incredible string of injuries and youve got a total disaster of a football team on our hands, with absolutely no chance of appreciable improvement this entire season
this team is now epically bad. yes its a word
even before this team steps on the field they are defeated physically (injuries), emotionally (confidence completely shattered), and intellectually (horribly bad coaching)
thus they are now poised to produce one overwhelming defeat after another. they will be hard pressed to win two more games - literally. i mean, who are they going to beat?
not to worry! weve still got something to root for:
The First Overall Draft Position!!!
now i realize how hard it is emotionally to root for bills losses, but consider this:
- you dont have to cheer against the team, in fact you can still root for them during the games if you want (as if that will do any good). just keep the first pick idea in your pocket so when the game is over and they do lose you can silently say to yourself 'awroit!'
- there is literally zero chance for the playoffs this season. dont even bother with the mathematical crap, its over and we all know it. a couple more wins mean absolutely nothing on this season
- wins dont matter at all, for any reason whatsoever. this team is getting a new coach and maybe GM next season. it all starts over. nothing that happens this entire season makes any diff in that scenario. there is no confidence issue, no carryover - everything that happens next season will be defined by who they hire and what happens in camp
- the more losses the get piled up this season the less bull**** reasons ralph has to even consider retaining the big dick. how do you possibly NOT fire a guy that wins one or two games all season??
- thus losing actually becomes a good thing. this is regarded as a very talent-rich draft coming up. having a very high (ideally the first) spot every round gives the bills maximum options on rebuilding the team through the draft (ie. either picking a qb and hope he becomes the franchise, or trading their top pick for more juicy picks)
thus, i urge you to join me! rip the finger off your foam finger, put your whammie weenie back in its case, paint your bag festive colors, and cheer for your team to be as loserful as possible! yes its a word!
the motto for the rest of '09 ...
JUST LOSE BABY!!!