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sdbillsfan2
10-14-2009, 06:17 PM
Does anyone know the phone number, or web address to the Bills personnel office?

I'd like to apply for a job working for Ralph.

I figure it this way, since Ralph seems to be all about the money , I'll offer my services to be HC for half the price he's paying Dick ***** . My qualifications ? Hell, I can lose game just as well as old Dick can, be "good Buddy" to all the players and would even consider hosting a few tailgate parties too.

Anyone else interested in a coordinators position?
Syderick
10-14-2009, 06:21 PM
Yes
BillsWin
10-14-2009, 06:23 PM
I could be your defensive coordinator. I played defensive end in college. :idunno: I'll work for cheap as well. Anything to get rid of this filth.
sdbillsfan2
10-14-2009, 06:37 PM
We need to upgrade the Qb position .

PALADIN ...suit up boy .your goin in!
SpillerThrills
10-14-2009, 06:56 PM
I wanna be your offensive line coach!!!!!
BillsWin
10-14-2009, 06:59 PM
I have some nominations:

OP- Assistant HC and director of quality control.
DB- Director of college scouting.
HH- grumpy man who stands on the sidelines yelling expletives at the players.
sdbillsfan2
10-14-2009, 07:00 PM
I wanna be your offensive line coach!!!!!


Have any experience?
JD
10-14-2009, 07:07 PM
We need to upgrade the Qb position .

PALADIN ...suit up boy .your goin in!

Dey spit in da coo coola
SpillerThrills
10-14-2009, 07:12 PM
Have any experience?


Played guard in High School.... now I'm playing it in Flag Football.... .does that count? probably as much experience as our coaching staff now.
BillsWin
10-14-2009, 07:15 PM
Played guard in High School.... now I'm playing it in Flag Football.... .does that count? probably as much experience as our coaching staff now.


You have more than enough experience to teach them the snap count which sadly they do not know yet...
ServoBillieves
10-14-2009, 07:18 PM
Kick returner, D-back and wide out in high school, Tight End in college.

Can I become Trent's #1 target!?!?!?!?!?!?!

CAPTAIN CHECKDOWN THROW ME DAH BALL!
sdbillsfan2
10-14-2009, 07:19 PM
Played guard in High School.... now I'm playing it in Flag Football.... .does that count? probably as much experience as our coaching staff now.



I don't know .....you may be over qualified for Ralph and I !
Dr. Pepper
10-14-2009, 07:42 PM
im 26 and in my prime, im pretty quick and wont fumble as often as parrish. put me in on punt returns. will work for pizza and beer after the game.
Jaybird
10-14-2009, 07:45 PM
I'm in.. Played ball for 7 years, I ruptured my achilles a few years back, but im sure i can be more productive then most on our D
SpillerThrills
10-14-2009, 07:59 PM
I don't know .....you may be over qualified for Ralph and I !


ok then I'll be the WR's coach.... I know what the routes are... other than that, not much experience!