Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

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  • Hemlepp53
    Registered User
    • Jul 2004
    • 1455

    Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

    I've come to realize that the Bills have taught me many invaluable life lessons:

    1. Loyalty and Love sometimes and quite often defy logic and common sense.

    2. Hope, belief and faith are wonderful and oddly unwaivering.

    3. The belief that a 33 year old ex-football player and ex-coach can play better football than a professional NFL player and/or can coach better than an NFL coach.

    4. There is more to a city than a chicken wing or a lot of snow.

    5. Large doses of alcohol or marijuana are nutritious and delicious and apparently a necessity of life on Sundays (and occasionally on Monday nights).

    6. Being a fan is much like being married- those vows are simple and serious- through good times and bad, in sickness and in health, all the days of my life. Sure, there are times when I have to walk away in anger, but then there are times, when I am bound by a love that is undefinable.

    To the Bills- I promise to love, honor and cherish all the days of my life and to continue to self medicate.
    @Hemlepp53
  • SABURZFAN
    short bus extraordinaire
    • Jul 2002
    • 50747

    #2
    Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

    the Buffalo Bills are like $2 whores. you get what you pay for. not much, is it?
    Originally posted by yordad
    Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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    • Hemlepp53
      Registered User
      • Jul 2004
      • 1455

      #3
      Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

      I have been married for 9 years I think. I could do without the wife before the Bills.

      I know dont say it but.... It is what it is...
      @Hemlepp53

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      • raphael120
        Jason Peters rigorous at home training regiment
        • Oct 2005
        • 5152

        #4
        Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

        Originally posted by Hemlepp53
        I have been married for 9 years I think. I could do without the wife before the Bills.

        I know dont say it but.... It is what it is...
        9 years...you think? lol

        Nice.

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        • Buffalogic
          Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
          • Feb 2006
          • 5345

          #5
          Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

          You da man Hemlepp! I feel the same way, especially point number 5!

          My friends always give me **** because I'm ultra passionate and still talk **** even when the bills lose. But every one of them respects that I'm a true fan through and through.

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          • YardRat
            Well, lookie here...
            • Dec 2004
            • 86146

            #6
            Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

            I hope the Bills don't go after custody of my kids and half of my income when they pack up their bags and leave.
            YardRat Wall of Fame
            #56 DARRYL TALLEY
            #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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            • Hemlepp53
              Registered User
              • Jul 2004
              • 1455

              #7
              Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

              Originally posted by raphael120
              9 years...you think? lol

              Nice.
              I am not here to be the best family member... I dont know excatly what year I was married... Can't tell you a correct BDay for the wife or my 4 kids... I never forget a birthday or date on importance .. but i cant run them off the top on my head if you asked me too.... But thanks to Outlook and a really good younger sister I would not remember... I am the guy at the kid's doc office calling the wife when answering questions... But I Love Em All...

              I do know the excat Bday of my American Bulldog Hercules... I can name the number of every starting Bills Player when the roster is healthy... What can I say...
              @Hemlepp53

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              • Hemlepp53
                Registered User
                • Jul 2004
                • 1455

                #8
                Re: Life Lessons of being a Bills Fan

                Originally posted by Wagon Circler 22
                You da man Hemlepp! I feel the same way, especially point number 5!

                My friends always give me **** because I'm ultra passionate and still talk **** even when the bills lose. But every one of them respects that I'm a true fan through and through.
                Bro I live in South Florida... You dont know the 1/2 of it.. All Phin fans and Retired Jet fans live down here... I will run it with any of them any day.. after any loss.....
                @Hemlepp53

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