Your BZ Bills Staff

[DraftBoy]

Simple idea...You fill the following positions with who you think would be the best for the position amongst the Billszone posters.

You must fill the following positions;
HC-
OC-
DC-
ST Coach-
GM-
Asst GM-
Team President-
Director of Player Personnel-
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Midget Trainer-

Let's have a little fun with it!

[Dr. Lecter]

Midget Trainer is either Shelby or BF1.

That one is easy!

[Devin]

This should be interesting.

[casdhf]

Palidin Warrior for Special Teams coach ... i can hear the motivational speech now.

[DraftBoy]

Midget Trained is either Shelby or BF1.

That one is easy!


I dont know HH can make sure our team doesnt break bones or tear ligaments obviously through his conditioning program.

[DrGraves]

Kid that runs out and grabs the tee after kickoff- mitchell55

[BillsWin]

Thirdman should be Marketing Director. He is actually Buffalo Graffitti and does great Bills videos.

[Joe Fo Sho]

I think it's pretty clear that the Head Coaching job should go to yours truly.

[Dying_-2-_Live]

HHURRICANE - President of marketing

[Dr. Lecter]

BTW, let's all stroke his ego and let DraftBoy handle the college scouting.

[sdbillsfan2]

Jan R ---GM
Tatonka -----Asst GM
Mikey---------Director of Community Relations

Draftboy------- scouting

[Syderick]

Midget Trainer - Mini Me

But really, alot of interesting choice from the BZ community.

[DraftBoy]

BTW, let's all stroke his ego and let DraftBoy handle the college scouting.

Id prefer GM but I can live with that.

:snicker:

[DraftBoy]

I think Lecter would be the best head usher ever!

[OpIv37]

HC-Ingtar33
OC- NE39 (provided he dumps his allegience to NE- dude knows football)
DC-Coach Sal
ST Coach- Mahdi- I don't always agree with him but he's thorough enough to get this job done.
GM- me
Asst GM- clump (for his salary cap prowess)
Team President- Jan Reimers- he has the knowledge and managerial experience
Director of Player Personnel- gr8slayer (I know he's banned but I talk to him online all the time and the dude knows his ****)
Director of College Scouting- Draftboy
Director of Community Relations- Dora the Explorer (odd pick but she does this kind of work in real life)
President of Marketing- patmoran- he has the connections
Head Groundskeeper- ArcticWildMan
Midget Trainer- BF1

[DraftBoy]

Ok for serious now;
HC-Ingtar
OC-Coach Sal
DC-Mahdi
ST Coach-Jan Reimers
GM-DB
Asst GM-TigerJ
Team President-Dr. Lecter
Director of Player Personnel-YardRat
Director of College Scouting-Mystic
Director of Community Relations-Shelby
President of Marketing-OpIv
Head Groundskeeper-Novacane
Midget Trainer-Bf1

[BillsWin]

Left out of the staff again. That's cool, I'll go coach the Redskins.

[DraftBoy]

Left out of the staff again. That's cool, I'll go coach the Redskins.

I got a position coach slot for ya.

Don't take it personally, just look at how many damn good posters there are here.

[bigbub2352]

College Scouting DB (by far the most knowledge of anyone for college guys)

ST Coach DR LEctor (cause he argues depth with me all day)

Assistant GM OPIV37 (strong opinions)

Head Coach Coach Sal (no brainer)

Assistant Head Coach BillsWin (good poster)

Direcor of marketing Pat Moran ( no brainer)

OC Igntar33 (solid knowledge)

DC Trapezus(he will be aggresive)

HH Pro Player Personnel (he will be aggressive)

Team President Jan Reimers

Head GroundsKeeper THurm

Midget Trainer me!!!!!!

Direcotr of public relations LifetimeBillsFan (much knowledge)

GM PSUbills (Very Solid)

[BillsWin]

I got a position coach slot for ya.

Don't take it personally, just look at how many damn good posters there are here.

haha its fine by me. Too much work trying to get this train wreck fixed.

Tell you what, Id love to coach the defensive line if I could. Ill kick your ass if you arent getting to the QB or at least causing havoc. If the offensive linemen are not scared of you, you aren't doing your damn job.

[T-Long]

Left out of the staff again. That's cool, I'll go coach the Redskins.
Don't worry, I'll join your staff if you'll have me. We'll probably get paid a lot more from Snyder!

[BillsWin]

Don't worry, I'll join your staff if you'll have me. We'll probably get paid a lot more from Snyder!

Yeah! Ralph can't afford us.

[Syderick]

Left out of the staff again. That's cool, I'll go coach the Redskins.

Shotgun on the "tallest midget" trainer for the Redskins if your coaching.

[BillsWin]

Shotgun on the "tallest midget" trainer for the Redskins if your coaching.

Welcome to the team. Let's start by trading Jason Cambell to the Billszone staff for a piece of string.

We win.

[Syderick]

Welcome to the team. Let's start by trading Jason Cambell to the Billszone staff for a piece of string.

We win.

Championship!

[clumping platelets]

I'm nobody's asst :mad:

[psubills62]

GM PSUbills (Very Solid)

Whoa, sweet! Wasn't expecting that...thanks!

[BillsWin]

I'm nobody's asst :mad:

join our team. We will crush BZ.

[psubills62]

I'm nobody's asst :mad:

You'd HAVE to be in charge of player contracts...people just forgot about that position. :hail:

[Dying_-2-_Live]

I see how it is guys! NO LOVE!!!!
Guess im stuck being the waterboy :(

[BillsWin]

I see how it is guys! NO LOVE!!!!
Guess im stuck being the waterboy :(

You can be the QB coach on our team. We are going to own the Redskins! :giggity:

[Dying_-2-_Live]

You can be the QB coach on our team. We are going to own the Redskins! :giggity:
Right on :jig:
I'd make Jason Campbell look like Manning

[BillsWin]

Right on :jig:
I'd make Jason Campbell look like Manning

Too late, I already traded him to the Bills zone staff for a piece of string. You will start Colt Brennan for the rest of this season and Sam Bradford next year. :D

[Dying_-2-_Live]

Too late, I already traded him to the Bills zone staff for a piece of string. You will start Colt Brennan for the rest of this season and Sam Bradford next year. :D
Doesnt matter whos behind center. IM THAT GOOD! lol :peace:

[Syderick]

Right on :jig:
I'd make Jason Campbell look like Manning

We not going to have Jason Campbell anymore we're going to have "A piece of string". If you can make that look like Manning or trade for a good qb. Then you might be the best damn coach ever. CHAMPIONSHIP!

[Dying_-2-_Live]

We not going to have Jason Campbell anymore we're going to have "A piece of string". If you can make that look like Manning or trade for a good qb. Then you might be the best damn coach ever. CHAMPIONSHIP!

Im guaranteeing our "string" throws for 30+ TD's easily. Kid can play :rrich:

[Syderick]

Im guaranteeing our "string" throws for 30+ TD's easily. Kid can play :rrich:

We really got the good end of that trade.

[Syderick]

Here's our staff so far:

HC-BillsWin
OC-
DC- T-Long
ST Coach-
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-
Asst GM-
Team President-
Director of Player Personnel-
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

[Dying_-2-_Live]

Here's our staff so far:

HC-BillsWin
OC-
DC- T-Long
ST Coach-
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-
Asst GM-
Team President-
Director of Player Personnel-
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

BEASTMODE... Championship for sure! :brilliant:

[BillsWin]

As head coach, I officially hire T-Long, Dying 2 live and syd.

[Syderick]

As head coach, I officially hire T-Long, Dying 2 live and syd.

We need more coaches and front office. Also shotgun on the Tom Landry hat. But even the staff we have now we are far better then what the Bills actually have now.

[BillsWin]

We need more coaches and front office. Also shotgun on the Tom Landry hat. But even the staff we have now we are far better then what the Bills actually have now.

Maybe we can persuade OP and DB to switch over to our side. DB is a great draft expert and OP knows everything that is wrong with the team. I'd make him our GM. I guess HH also knows what's what with the team's problems. HH, you want a job? haha

[BillsWin]

I'd like to make coach Sal our marketing director and yordad the assistant GM and team president.

[Dying_-2-_Live]

I'd like to make coach Sal our marketing director and yordad the assistant GM and team president.

Im liking those moves :nod:
Next Hall of Fame coach : BillsWin

[Mr. Pink]

I didn't make the staff...I feel so slighted.

[trapezeus]

i can't believe i didn't make new owner in anyone's selections. i'm bitter, i'm angry and i can never decide what i want. I'm the perfect new ralph. And at 31, you got 60 more years of me as indecisive and meddling owner. i was born for this.

[BillsWin]

I didn't make the staff...I feel so slighted.

Are you an offensive or defensive mind?

[BillsWin]

i can't believe i didn't make new owner in anyone's selections. i'm bitter, i'm angry and i can never decide what i want. I'm the perfect new ralph. And at 31, you got 60 more years of me as indecisive and meddling owner. i was born for this.


I'm looking for a new director of player personnel. Would you like to submit your application?

[BillsWin]

Im liking those moves :nod:
Next Hall of Fame coach : BillsWin


And remember, I am working with the second strings. The guys BZ didnt want and we are better!

[chernobylwraiths]

Is there a quality control position?

[T-Long]

I'm looking for a new director of player personnel. Would you like to submit your application?
I would like upgraded to the director of player personnel.

[DraftBoy]

I didn't make the staff...I feel so slighted.

Its cause you're an Indians fan.

[SABURZFAN]

I'd like to make coach Sal our marketing director and yordad the assistant GM and team president.


you're definitely guaranteed a losing team if you hire yordad. she would have Losman as your starting QB.

[trapezeus]

I'm looking for a new director of player personnel. Would you like to submit your application?

ok...i just need a spot. i'll start at player personnel meddler. then i want to be promoted in 10 years to owner.

[PECKERWOOD]

Make me GM of the first 4 rounds of the draft, after that point I get bored with da prospectz. :sad:

[bigbub2352]

I am solid at DC

[Michael82]

I can do whatever I need to do to pump the team up. I like to wear my rose colored glasses and can sell tickets with them. :up:

[yordad]

I'd like to make coach Sal our marketing director and yordad the assistant GM and team president.I think Coach Sal should stay coach. You be marketing. Your optimism is contagious.... sometimes.

[Dying_-2-_Live]

And remember, I am working with the second strings. The guys BZ didnt want and we are better!

All us rejects are coming back to bite em in the A$$

[BillsWin]

I think Coach Sal should stay coach. You be marketing. Your optimism is contagious.... sometimes.

Trust me, you want me as HC. I am so pissed at this team right now that I can light a bon fire under their asses. And I would be a marketing disaster at this stage of anger. :blowup:

[Mudflap1]

Left out of the staff again. That's cool, I'll go coach the Redskins.

Let's go to another team. We'll make more money!

[PECKERWOOD]

HC- Me
OC- Paladin Warrior
DC- The little Buffalo fan kid who is flicking off the camera in somebody's avatar.
ST Coach- Mitchell55
GM- Me
Asst GM- Paladin Warrior
Team President- Discotrish, Patti
Director of Player Personnel- Steckepe
Director of College Scouting- Billy the Buffalo
Director of Community Relations- Mikey82
President of Marketing- life of faith
Head Groundskeeper- THURMANATOR
Midget Trainer- Miyagi (asians, obvious choice)

:up:

Perfect zero!

:bravo:

[BillsWin]

HC- Me
OC- Paladin Warrior
DC- The little Buffalo fan kid who is flicking off the camera in somebody's avatar.
ST Coach- Mitchell55
GM- Me
Asst GM- Paladin Warrior
Team President- Discotrish, Patti
Director of Player Personnel- Steckepe
Director of College Scouting- Billy the Buffalo
Director of Community Relations- Mikey82
President of Marketing- life of faith
Head Groundskeeper- THURMANATOR
Midget Trainer- Miyagi (asians, obvious choice)

:up:

Perfect zero!

:bravo:

An awful team. BillsWin needs to be on it. Without him, no championship.

[Jaybird]

who's signing me to a contract? import player from Canada!

I can play SS and kick field goals

[BillsWin]

who's signing me to a contract? import player from Canada!

I can play SS and kick field goals

You will be our new special teams coach. welcome.

[don137]

Mikey would be the team photographer. Phil could be the head of the cheerleading.

[Jaybird]

You will be our new special teams coach. welcome.

I'll take it..

First order of business, how to catch a punt and when to down the ball on a kickoff

[Beastie Bills]

I think we need to get Juice Is Loose on there somewhere. Maybe Midget Trainer.

[Syderick]

I see big things for the new BillsWin coaching staff.

[BillsWin]

I see big things for the new BillsWin coaching staff.
I do my best with what I got. I want Paladin as the defensive back coach because I know he would say something like.

"NO! McGee suck! get must the ball! Take from QB! GO! better. yes"

And... I want mybills to be president of team promotion and fan relations.

Saburz to be my football operations consultant.

Night Hawk to be my Offensive coordinator.

[BillsWin]

So what do we look like so far syd?

[Nighthawk]

Thanks...Billswin...at least somebody wants me in their organization!

[DynaPaul]

I volunteer for Cheerleader Handler. No Philster, you can't have it...

[Syderick]

HC-BillsWin
DB Coach- Paladin
OC-Night Hawk
DC- T-Long
ST Coach- Jaybird
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-
Asst GM-
Team President-Saburz
Director of Player Personnel-
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-mybills
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

[PECKERWOOD]

Thanks...Billswin...at least somebody wants me in their organization!

I was considering you for my OC position but the kid Bills fans who is flicking off the camera in some random dude's avatar beat you out of the job.

[Nighthawk]

I was considering you for my OC position but the kid Bills fans who is flicking off the camera in some random dude's avatar beat you out of the job.

I'll admit, that one is tough to beat...

[Dying_-2-_Live]

HC-BillsWin
DB Coach- Paladin
OC-Night Hawk
DC- T-Long
ST Coach- Jaybird
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-
Asst GM-
Team President-Saburz
Director of Player Personnel-
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-mybills
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

Its not even fair. We're stacked :roflmao:

[Syderick]

Its not even fair. We're stacked :roflmao:

And we haven't filled out the front office yet

[Dying_-2-_Live]

And we haven't filled out the front office yet
Reminds me of revenge of the nerds

[yordad]

Trust me, you want me as HC. I am so pissed at this team right now that I can light a bon fire under their asses. And I would be a marketing disaster at this stage of anger. :blowup:OK, I'm convinced, lol.

[T-Long]

HC-BillsWin
DB Coach- Paladin
OC-Night Hawk
DC- T-Long
ST Coach- Jaybird
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-
Asst GM-
Team President-Saburz
Director of Player Personnel-
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-mybills
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

I want Director of Player Personnel!

[Syderick]

HC-BillsWin
DB Coach- Paladin
OC-Night Hawk
DC-
ST Coach- Jaybird
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-PECKERWOOD
Asst GM- yordad
Team President-Saburz
Director of Player Personnel-T-Long
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-mybills
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

If i'm forgetting anyone let me know.

[PECKERWOOD]

HC-BillsWin
DB Coach- Paladin
OC-Night Hawk
DC-
ST Coach- Jaybird
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-
Asst GM- yordad
Team President-Saburz
Director of Player Personnel-T-Long
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-mybills
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

If i'm forgeting anyone let me know.

I will potentially be your GM, rounds 1-4, no more!

[ServoBillieves]

Entire staff - HargroveforMVP

[Syderick]

I will potentially be your GM, rounds 1-4, no more!

Whats wrong with the rest of the rounds? No thinking involve, pick player's with funny names. Get drunk and throw darts at names to decide.

[ServoBillieves]

Whats wrong with the rest of the rounds? No thinking involve, pick player's with funny names. Get drunk and throw darts at names to decide.

Names including, but not limited to...

CJ Ah You
Kennard Cox
Aaron Merz
Lauvale Sape
Leif Larson
Drew Haddard
Kamil Loud
Dusty Ziegler
Filmel Johnson
Corbin Lacena
Sebastian Savage

Names that darts were most likely thrown at:
Dwayne Wright
Duke Preston
Tim Anderson
Tim Euhus
The entire 2002 draft class
The last 9 picks of the 2001 draft.
And...

Erik Flowers.

Tada.

[Syderick]

Names including, but not limited to...

CJ Ah You
Kennard Cox
Aaron Merz
Lauvale Sape
Leif Larson
Drew Haddard
Kamil Loud
Dusty Ziegler
Filmel Johnson
Corbin Lacena
Sebastian Savage

Names that darts were most likely thrown at:
Dwayne Wright
Duke Preston
Tim Anderson
Tim Euhus
The entire 2002 draft class
The last 9 picks of the 2001 draft.
And...

Erik Flowers.

Tada.

See that wasn't hard, Hell I think we could actually have the credentials of getting a job with NFL. Beer, darts, and a sense of humour for funny names.

[Jaybird]

I like those late round picks, they can contribute on special teams, and not do much else

[BillsWin]

I will potentially be your GM, rounds 1-4, no more!


What would your top three picks be considering us picking fifth, and who is a target free agent and/or trade?

[SABURZFAN]

Saburz to be my football operations consultant.


first order of business is to fire Jauron. then focus on getting talent for both the OL and DL. Wood and Levitre are a nice start. screw The Old Fart. we're spending his money. :up:

[PECKERWOOD]

What would your top three picks be considering us picking fifth, and who is a target free agent and/or trade?

Draft target: Baluga or Okung (whoever becomes the clear cut top LT of the draft)

Free agency target: Vincent Jackson

Do you like that? Who would you take? Vincent Jackson is actually a reasonable FA target because Rivers is also a free agent, so I'm guessing he gets the franchise tag while Jackson tests the market.

[yordad]

Ok for serious now;
President of Marketing-OpIv
I thought you said "for serious"?

[yordad]

Its cause you're an Indians fan.A Browns fan.

[yordad]

All us rejects are coming back to bite em in the A$$Again!, lol

[yordad]

Saburz to be my football operations consultant.
In that case as team President I know what my first move will be. Firing Sabs. :snicker:

[PECKERWOOD]

HC-BillsWin
DB Coach- Paladin
OC-Night Hawk
DC-
ST Coach- Jaybird
QB Coach- Dying_-2-_Live
GM-PECKERWOOD
Asst GM- yordad
Team President-Saburz
Director of Player Personnel-T-Long
Director of College Scouting-
Director of Community Relations-mybills
President of Marketing-
Head Groundskeeper-
Tallest Midget Trainer- Me

If i'm forgetting anyone let me know.

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/KidFinger.jpg

I nominate him for DC, do you concur?

He would immediately implement a physical smash mouth defense, we could use a good hard nosed coach to keep the Rex Ryan's, the Bill Parcells and the Bill Billichicks in check.

[SABURZFAN]

Free agency target: Vincent Jackson

Do you like that? Who would you take? Vincent Jackson is actually a reasonable FA target because Rivers is also a free agent, so I'm guessing he gets the franchise tag while Jackson tests the market.


other names of interests unless they already signed extensions or are tagged....


Rashad Jeanty- OLB
Thomas Davis- OLB
Aaron Kampman- he's an OLB but move him to DE
Kellen Clemens- QB
Willie Colon- T
Rob Sims- G- move Wood to C
Brandon Marshall- WR
Braylon Edwards- WR

not saying we sign all of them but i feel they could help this team.

[BillsWin]

Draft target: Baluga or Okung (whoever becomes the clear cut top LT of the draft)

Free agency target: Vincent Jackson

Do you like that? Who would you take? Vincent Jackson is actually a reasonable FA target because Rivers is also a free agent, so I'm guessing he gets the franchise tag while Jackson tests the market.


No dice on a quarterback? I guess we are stuck with mediocrity for another year...

Still, I like your first pick.

[BillsWin]

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/KidFinger.jpg

I nominate him for DC, do you concur?

He would immediately implement a physical smash mouth defense, we could use a good hard nosed coach to keep the Rex Ryan's, the Bill Parcells and the Bill Billichicks in check.

welcome aboard crazy five year old with a temper taller than himself.

[TigerJ]

Since you didn't make a spot for it, I'll nominate myself as owner. Draftboy, you're probably the no brainer pick for director of college scouting.

[DraftBoy]

Since you didn't make a spot for it, I'll nominate myself as owner. Draftboy, you're probably the no brainer pick for director of college scouting.

I want you as my asst GM on my staff. :up:

[psubills62]

No dice on a quarterback? I guess we are stuck with mediocrity for another year...

Still, I like your first pick.

I don't understand this...getting a QB isn't going to fix all the problems elsewhere. And a rookie isn't going to be great his first year. I know people look at Sanchez, Flacco, etc. and want similar results, but all of the recent rookie QB's have had the benefit of pretty complete teams (except Matt Ryan, that guy's unusually studly).

I just don't think going QB right away is the answer. If you do that, you're going to be stuck with mediocrity in year one at best anyway.

[PECKERWOOD]

welcome aboard crazy five year old with a temper taller than himself.

He would throw tantrums on the sidelines, instantly becoming the heart and soul of our team.

[Coach Sal]

I just want you guys to know that as Head Coach - or OC - whichever position I get - we are running the damn Wing-T!

Just like Marv did when he came into the league.

And just like Marv's KC teams, we may only throw for 100 yards a game, but we'll run the damn ball......

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[DraftBoy]

Love it a Wing T style offense with a 3-4 attacking defense!