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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

    I had this thought a few minutes ago... What could be worse than being a Bills fan? Here's my top 10, feel free to add your own. I rushed these but you get the idea...

    10. Spending 10 minutes with Jon or Kate Gosselin.:banghead:
    9. Going trick or treating to Philip Garrardo's house.
    8. Being a JeMarcus Russel fan.
    7. Hearing Congratulations you have won a once and lifetime all expense paid encounter with a former Buffalo Bill! Say hello to OJ Simpson!
    6. Losing a rigged online election to some guy from LA.
    5. Now Announcing the Bills new team colors! Coral and Aqua!
    4. Hi I'm Kevin Federline I will be sitting next to you on this cross country flight.
    3. You could be a fan of the Las Vegas Loco's.
    2. Now introducing your motivation speaker for the afternoon, Dick Jauron!
    1. You could be married to Courtney Love.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • Crisis
    Registered User
    • Aug 2004
    • 12738
    #2
    Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

    Being a sabres and a bills fan
    Originally posted by LOSman WINS
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    Originally posted by Prov401
    Pacquiao isn't asian. He's from the philippines
    Originally posted by better days
    I will not be surprised if Tebow has more success than Peyton in the NFL.
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    • cocamide
      Registered User
      • Oct 2006
      • 2106
      #3
      Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

      Watching soccer.

      Living in Miami.

      Living in Detroit.

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      • Michael82
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 82328
        #4
        Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

        Being a Rams fan

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380
          #5
          Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

          Originally posted by Mikey82
          Being a Rams fan
          Superbowl in 2000
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all           true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can           mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • Ingtar33
            Dances With Buffaloes
            • Sep 2002
            • 15469
            #6
            Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

            5) Being a patriots fan - are there patriots fans? aren't they just BoSox/Whalers fans who were so starved for a champion/team they forgot they were watching a different sport for a few years and are too drunk to realize they're still watching it?

            4) Being a Cowboys fan - If being a fan of a football team meant i had to root for drug dealers, cry babies and have sexual fantasies about Troy Aikman, i think I'll pass. Besides, anyone who roots for a team nicknamed "America's team" is overcompensating in the same way other men buy sports cars or pickups then put giant tires and lift package on their truck

            3) Being a NY Jets fan - I would hide my head in shame if i rooted for any team which played in New Jersey... worse... who could possibly be a fan sharing the same air as that guy? J-E-T-S jets jets jets? Are you kidding me? that's the best you can do? You can spell a 4 letter word. congratz. Here is another jets fan for you



            2) Being a Toronto Maple Leafs/ NY Yankees fan - you know.. i actually like leafs fans in person. I remember going to plenty of leafs-sabres games in the aud when i was younger, and the leafs fans were always much more well behaved then the thugs from Montreal. That said, i would simply hang myself if it meant that when i became the fan for a team, i was blind to how bad they suck, and live in some delusional world where the whole sport universe revolved around my team. in a way maple leafs fans are a lot like yankees fans, actually they're identical to yankees fans.

            1) Being a Miami Dolphins Fan - sorry, if i had to root for a team with coral and teal as their colors, named after flipper, and who's fan base had the cumulative IQ of a sea slug i think i might be too dumb to kill myself. But even that level of stupidity doesn't excuse marrying a sister and getting blind drunk on home made moonshine while wearing a wife beater every sunday playing with the rabit ears on my TV while praying a hurricane doesn't ruin my trailer park roach infested mobile home... cheering my team on. Yeah... thank god im not a fan of the dolphins.
            Last edited by Ingtar33; 10-15-2009, 04:44 PM.
            My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

            MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!
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            • Demon
              Registered User
              • Mar 2003
              • 4047
              #7
              Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

              Originally posted by MBBedard
              I had this thought a few minutes ago... What could be worse than being a Bills fan? Here's my top 10, feel free to add your own. I rushed these but you get the idea...

              10. Spending 10 minutes with Jon or Kate Gosselin.:banghead:
              9. Going trick or treating to Philip Garrardo's house.
              8. Being a JeMarcus Russel fan.
              7. Hearing Congratulations you have won a once and lifetime all expense paid encounter with a former Buffalo Bill! Say hello to OJ Simpson!
              6. Losing a rigged online election to some guy from LA.
              5. Now Announcing the Bills new team colors! Coral and Aqua!
              4. Hi I'm Kevin Federline I will be sitting next to you on this cross country flight.
              3. You could be a fan of the Las Vegas Loco's.
              2. Now introducing your motivation speaker for the afternoon, Dick Jauron!
              1. You could be married to Courtney Love.
              Never seen the show or heard her talk, but saw pics and i'd spend more then 10 min with her....
              Impossible is Nothing.


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              • Bufftp
                Hi Dave!

                Administrator Emeritus
                • Jul 2002
                • 18062
                #8
                Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                being a "western" house guest of Al Quaida
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                • DynaPaul
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 7540
                  #9
                  Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                  Hanging out with the guys from "Tool Academy 2" on VH1.
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                  • rcd333
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 245
                    #10
                    Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                    being trapped in a weather balloon

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                    • Meathead
                      Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 21349
                      #11
                      Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                      i got nuthin
                      One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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                      • PECKERWOOD
                        Defies all logic
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 13170
                        #12
                        Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                        Originally posted by rcd333
                        being trapped in a weather balloon
                        Wow, dude... Can't stop watching the clip in your signature, that's crazy.
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                        • PECKERWOOD
                          Defies all logic
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 13170
                          #13
                          Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                          ..........Is that dog blind?

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                          • PECKERWOOD
                            Defies all logic
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 13170
                            #14
                            Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.



                            Either, blind or extremely vicious??

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                            • Dr. Lecter
                              Zero for Zero!
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 67938
                              #15
                              Re: Things that could be worse than being a Bills fan.

                              Waking up next to Roseanne Barr.
                              Originally posted by mysticsoto
                              Lecter is right in everything he said.
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