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Pride
05-29-2003, 01:39 PM
Mike Doser - ShoutNewspaper.com
May 29, 2003 at 12:58pm ET

Recently watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and have always found the scene when the Black Knight accosts King Arthur particularly engrossing. The knight won't let Arthur and his court cross a bridge, so Arthur fights him and cuts his arms and legs off, leaving him a tree stump. The knight, however, won't concede defeat, saying his injuries are merely "scratches" and "flesh wounds."

When Arthur walks toward the bridge, the knight yells, "We'll call it a draw."

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?" Arthur asks.


The knight says he'll do much worse: "I'll bite your legs off."

Oh, like I'm really sure he could bite his legs off.

I bring that movie up because Bills coach Gregg Williams reminds me a lot of the Black Knight. He no longer has the limbs he had when he came to Buffalo . His offensive coordinator, Mike Sheppard, is gone. His defensive coordinator, Jerry Gray, has had his power usurped by Dick LeBeau. His offensive line coach, Ronnie Vinklarek - a friend of his - wasn't offered a new contract and neither was his linebackers coach, Miles Aldridge.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=citadel-2_113249_24&prov=citadel&type=lgns

mush69
05-29-2003, 01:42 PM
Nary a scratch

Earthquake Enyart
05-29-2003, 02:01 PM
Just a jiggly torso writhing on the ground....

BillsOwnAll
05-29-2003, 02:03 PM
odd comparsion...

The_Philster
05-29-2003, 03:41 PM
I love that part in the movie. :rofl: Some guy on The LionsFanatics Forum has that in his sig. :snicker:

Tatonka
05-29-2003, 07:44 PM
ouch.. rough article.. and close to acurate.

Turf
05-29-2003, 07:46 PM
C'mon and fight you coward!!

Tatonka
05-29-2003, 08:14 PM
its merely a flesh wound!

WG
05-29-2003, 09:19 PM
'tis but a scratch!

I've cut your arm off!

No you haven't!

What's that then?!

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Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a form of government! Government derives its power from the masses, not from some farsical aquatic ceremony! Look, if I went around callin' myself emperor simply because some moistened bink threw a sword at me, .....

Earthquake Enyart
05-30-2003, 10:02 AM
Mike Doser?

Is he another one of the dozer family??

The_Philster
06-01-2003, 04:13 PM
BLACK KNIGHT
I'll do you for that.

ARTHUR
You'll what ... ?

BLACK KNIGHT
Come Here.

ARTHUR
What are you going to do. bleed on me?

BLACK KNIGHT
I'm invincible!

ARTHUR
You're a looney.

BLACK KNIGHT
The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!