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  • Pride
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 10191

    Williams has lost his limbs

    Mike Doser - ShoutNewspaper.com
    May 29, 2003 at 12:58pm ET

    Recently watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and have always found the scene when the Black Knight accosts King Arthur particularly engrossing. The knight won't let Arthur and his court cross a bridge, so Arthur fights him and cuts his arms and legs off, leaving him a tree stump. The knight, however, won't concede defeat, saying his injuries are merely "scratches" and "flesh wounds."

    When Arthur walks toward the bridge, the knight yells, "We'll call it a draw."

    "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?" Arthur asks.


    The knight says he'll do much worse: "I'll bite your legs off."

    Oh, like I'm really sure he could bite his legs off.

    I bring that movie up because Bills coach Gregg Williams reminds me a lot of the Black Knight. He no longer has the limbs he had when he came to Buffalo . His offensive coordinator, Mike Sheppard, is gone. His defensive coordinator, Jerry Gray, has had his power usurped by Dick LeBeau. His offensive line coach, Ronnie Vinklarek - a friend of his - wasn't offered a new contract and neither was his linebackers coach, Miles Aldridge.

  • mush69
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 4202

    #2
    Nary a scratch
    Don't Mistake Lack Of Talent For Genius

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    • Earthquake Enyart
      Legendary Zoner
      • Jul 2002
      • 27521

      #3
      Just a jiggly torso writhing on the ground....

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      • BillsOwnAll
        My IQ Test results came back negative
        • Oct 2002
        • 5502

        #4
        odd comparsion...

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        • The_Philster
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 52180

          #5
          I love that part in the movie. Some guy on The LionsFanatics Forum has that in his sig.
          The Buffalo Pro Cheer Blog...Positive coverage of Buffalo's Pro Cheerleaders since 2001!

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          • Tatonka
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 21289

            #6
            ouch.. rough article.. and close to acurate.
            "All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." ~ Gordie Howe

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            • Travis Hunter
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 8377

              #7
              C'mon and fight you coward!!
              Lou Saban: You can get it done, you can get it done. And what’s more, you’ve gotta get it done.

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              • Tatonka
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 21289

                #8
                its merely a flesh wound!
                "All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." ~ Gordie Howe

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                • Wys Guy
                  Drew and Sam stole all my hair
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 9450

                  #9
                  'tis but a scratch!

                  I've cut your arm off!

                  No you haven't!

                  What's that then?!

                  **********

                  Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a form of government! Government derives its power from the masses, not from some farsical aquatic ceremony! Look, if I went around callin' myself emperor simply because some moistened bink threw a sword at me, .....
                  Replace Donahoe with Modrak and fire the entire coaching staff!

                  Then let's go to Disneyworld!

                  GO BILLS!!!

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                  • Earthquake Enyart
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 27521

                    #10
                    Mike Doser?

                    Is he another one of the dozer family??

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                    • The_Philster
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 52180

                      #11
                      BLACK KNIGHT
                      I'll do you for that.

                      ARTHUR
                      You'll what ... ?

                      BLACK KNIGHT
                      Come Here.

                      ARTHUR
                      What are you going to do. bleed on me?

                      BLACK KNIGHT
                      I'm invincible!

                      ARTHUR
                      You're a looney.

                      BLACK KNIGHT
                      The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
                      The Buffalo Pro Cheer Blog...Positive coverage of Buffalo's Pro Cheerleaders since 2001!

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