Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

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  • Philagape
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    • Jul 2002
    • 19432
    #1

    Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

    10. Kick off to begin both halves
    9. Punt from the Jags' 30
    8. Kick a FG on first and goal
    7. Challenge a Bills first down
    6. Run the exact same plays on every drive (except #4)
    5. Burn their overhead photos
    4. Kneel down with 1:58 left in the first half
    3. Tell the Jags what a great job they're doing
    2. Give the Jags' receivers 20 yards instead of 10

    and the No.1 way to honor Dick Jauron ....
    1. LOSE
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  • Forward_Lateral
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 29897
    #2
    Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

    11. Clap. Clap. Clap.
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    • SquishDaFish
      Lets GO BUFFALO!!
      • Jun 2005
      • 17034
      #3
      Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

      Best way to honor him is when we have something go wrong all the players just stand there emotionless and clapping

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      • unpaid_bills
        Registered User
        • Nov 2004
        • 511
        #4
        Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

        Originally posted by Philagape
        10. Kick off to begin both halves
        9. Punt from the Jags' 30
        8. Kick a FG on first and goal
        7. Challenge a Bills first down
        6. Run the exact same plays on every drive (except #4)
        5. Burn their overhead photos
        4. Kneel down with 1:58 left in the first half
        3. Tell the Jags what a great job they're doing
        2. Give the Jags' receivers 20 yards instead of 10

        and the No.1 way to honor Dick Jauron ....
        1. LOSE
        12. Wear blue blocker (welding) shades
        13. Play a whole game without saying a word (no words, no smile, no nothing)
        14. Challenge the opening toss (are you sure it was heads) then win the challenge and 'defer' the kickoff just to prove a point
        Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills .... Bills Mafia for life

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        • DrGraves
          Registered User
          • Mar 2008
          • 2693
          #5
          Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

          have the interim coach pretend like he is dead.

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          • Oldbillsfan
            shelby's big brother smilie smilie
            • Mar 2007
            • 614
            #6
            Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

            15) Golf clap
            16) Give up

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            • JD
              Sabres Zone
              • Sep 2003
              • 13752
              #7
              Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

              17. Play not to lose, but not to win.
              18. We'll have to look at the tape.
              19. Offer his attractive daughter to the gods to lift the curse.
              Last edited by JD; 11-17-2009, 03:23 PM.
              “You hold a players only meeting and get each guy to stand up and say what he can bring to the table... and if he doesn't, you punch him in the face.” ~~ Harry Neale, on how to fix the Sabres season.

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              • trapezeus
                Legendary Zoner
                • Oct 2004
                • 19525
                #8
                Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

                make no changes during the intermission.
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                • Historian
                  2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 61779
                  #9
                  Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

                  Scoreboard highlights of all the games he lost on the last play.
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                  • Buddo
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 1864
                    #10
                    Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

                    On first and goal, fake a pass and punt.

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                    • Buddo
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1864
                      #11
                      Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

                      On first and goal, give 5 holding penalties, 3 false start penalties, 2 illegal block in the back penalties, 4 personal fouls, and a roughing the passer called on the whole O-Line for getting the QB obliterated.

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                      • Michael82
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 82328
                        #12
                        Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

                        Nice one!

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                        • Historian
                          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 61779
                          #13
                          Re: Top 10 ways Bills will honor Jauron on Sunday

                          Everyone wear their ugly beige Jauron safari hat

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