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  • billistic
    Veteran Zoner
    • Nov 2009
    • 267

    Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

    The lede: Richie "FoulBoy" Incognito will lead the Bills to a dramatic turnaround in fortune. This is a marriage made in Hell, sanctioned by The Devil.

    The Story: He may not yet know all 11 lines of the Bills offensive playbook, but Richie Incognito brings plenty to the table besides his ultra-nasty 305 pound frame. Yes Sir. Bills fans can look forward to Iggy gouging "Fat Bassturd" Vince Wilfork's eyes out this Sunday. Can you say "chop block"? Richie can say it, and Richie can do it...ha, ha, ha...(etc.).

    OK, take it and run with it, next poster...
  • Jan Reimers
    Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
    • May 2003
    • 17353

    #2
    Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

    Good use of the word "lede."
    Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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    • billistic
      Veteran Zoner
      • Nov 2009
      • 267

      #3
      Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

      I concur. For those not in the know like us:

      lede
      (lēd)
      n. The introductory portion of a news story, especially the first sentence.

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      • justasportsfan
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 71579

        #4
        Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

        with our luck, Wilfork will push him back into our own qb and blow out Fitz's knee.
        sacrifice1
        https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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        • THATHURMANATOR
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 69112

          #5
          Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

          Originally posted by justasportsfan
          with our luck, Wilfork will push him back into our own qb and blow out Fitz's knee.
          That will be luck then Brohm can get in there.

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          • billistic
            Veteran Zoner
            • Nov 2009
            • 267

            #6
            Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

            Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
            That will be luck then Brohm can get in there.
            ...but not for Brohm.

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            • billistic
              Veteran Zoner
              • Nov 2009
              • 267

              #7
              Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

              OK then, screw it. 2nd paragraph (is that OK, Jan?):

              This season, injuries have forced the Bills to insert several players from Villa Maria College into their offensive line's starting rotation. No matter to Mr. Incognito: He's played along with similar softies since his ill-fated 2005 rookie season with the St. Louis Lambs.

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              • starrymessenger
                Registered User
                • Oct 2009
                • 740

                #8
                Re: Headline: Richie will save the Bills!

                Listed at 324, but more like 335. And an a 4.8 40 at the combine BTW.

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