10 Years of Epic Draft Failure!!

[The Juice Is Loose]

I know, I'm beating a dead horse. But there is 2 weeks left of this horrid season, and since the Bills punish us with more horrid football, I'll do the same by putting it all in perspective.

First of all, we are tops in the NFL in several awesome statistics! False starts, players on injurred reserve, and we have the largest deficit of plays run vs. our opponent.

And as for Modrak and Guy or whoever picks our rookies, here is 10 years of draft failure:

2000:
Erik Flowers - Bust
Travares Tillman - Bust
Corey Moore - Bust
Avion Black - Bust
Sammy Morris - On another team
Leif Larsen - Bust
Drew Haddad -Bust
Dashon Polk - Bust
2001
Nate Clements - On another team
Aaron Schobel - OK
Travis Henry - Prison
Ron Edwards - Sucked
Jonas Jennings - Sucked
Brandon Spoon - Who?
Marques Sullivan - Sucked
Tony Driver - Who?
Dan Oleary - Who?
Jimmy Williams - Who?
Reggie Germany - LOL
Tyrone Robertson - Who?
2002
Mike Williams - Biggest bust ever
Josh Reed - Lousy receiver
Ryan Denney - Blows
Coy Wire - Sucked
Justin Bannan - Sucked til he left
Kevin Thomas - Sucked
Mike Pucillo - Scrub
Rodey Wright - Who?
Jarrett Ferguson - Who?
Dominique Stevenson - Again...
2003
Willis McGahee - Terrible pick
Chris Kelsay - Average DE
Angelo Crowell - Decent, not playing
Terrence McGee - Above avg DB
Sam Aiken - Couldn't play for us is for NE
Ben Sobiestki - Who?
Lauvale Sape - Must've been awesome!
Mario Haggan - See Sammy Morris/Sam Aiken
2004
Lee Evans - Decent, way overpaid
JP Losman - UFL
Tim Anderson - Thud
Tim Euhus - LOL
Dyland McFarland - Ha ha
Jonathan Smith - Was this fast freddie?
2005
Roscoe Parrish - Like 2 td's per year?
Kevin Everett - Sucked anyways
Duke Preston - Sucked
Eric King - Who?
Justin Geisinger - What?
Lionel Gates - Thundercats?
2006
Donte Whitner - Tiny linebacker. No ball skills. Can't cover. Got tasered. Is a douche bag.
John McCargo - Can't pass a physical
Ashton Youboty - Joke
Ko Simpson - Worth millions
Kyle Williams - Avg DT at best
Brad Butler - Decent. Hans't done anything
Keith Ellison - Overachieving nobody
Terrance Pennington - Joke
Aaron Merz - WHo?
2007
Marshawn Lynch - Lost starting job to D3 scrub RB
Paul Poz - Getting better. Good LB. No pro bowler.
Trent Edwards - Destroyed by us
Dwayne Wright - Fumblerooskie
John Wendling - Can jump over a trash can
Derek Shouman - Scrub. IR.
CJ Ah You - I hope they sneezed on the phone so at least they have the excuse maybe it was accidental
2008
Leodis McKelvin - What? 2 career picks? Cost us most important game of the year. ******.
James Hardy - Gimpy. Stupid. Can't find the field
Chris Ellis - Who knows we never see him play
Reggie Corner - Decent 4th CB
Derek Fine - Scrub. IR
Alvin Bowen - Scrub. Gone.
Xavier Oman - See alvin bowen
Demetrius Bell - Jury is out. Could be decent. Won't make a pro bowl.
Steve Johnson - Must suck, because Roscoe and Josh beat him on the field.
Kennard Cox - Yay! More DB's. Not on the team.
2009
Aaron Maybin - Throw him in with Mike Williams and Donte Whitner.
Eric Wood - Hey your a good center. Play guard. Break a leg.
Jairus Byrd - Got lots of picks. I'm not convinced he's great though. Seemed like a lot were pretty lucky. But I like him.
Andy Levitre - Solid
Shawn Nelson - Decent
Nic Harris - Can't find the field
Cary Harris - On the team? idk
Ellis Lankster - Like um like um. I was just readin right.

One true pro bowler in 10 years drafted. Lynch got in as an alternate. Who else got in? Moorman and Takeo?

Thats just sad. I mean, when you put it down like that, we hit on like 5% of our picks.

Kinda puts it perspective that if Guy or Modrak are still here, we're still screwed. This suckyness has transended 3 or 4 coaching staffs. The one constant is Guy and Modrak and Ralph.

:surrender

[Ebenezer]

you're beating a dead horse because I started the same thread 10 minutes ago.

[Thurmal]

Have you noticed that nearly all of our late-round gems have been let go only to succeed with other teams?

[SeatownBillsFan21]

Have i read this Same thread like 10 time this season?????

[Philagape]

you're beating a dead horse because I started the same thread 10 minutes ago.

Which have followed several other recent similar threads.

[mikemac2001]

this was just posted

edited for TOS violation...~shelby

[elltrain22]

I know, I'm beating a dead horse. But there is 2 weeks left of this horrid season, and since the Bills punish us with more horrid football, I'll do the same by putting it all in perspective.

First of all, we are tops in the NFL in several awesome statistics! False starts, players on injurred reserve, and we have the largest deficit of plays run vs. our opponent.

And as for Modrak and Guy or whoever picks our rookies, here is 10 years of draft failure:

2000:
Erik Flowers - Bust
Travares Tillman - Bust
Corey Moore - Bust
Avion Black - Bust
Sammy Morris - On another team
Leif Larsen - Bust
Drew Haddad -Bust
Dashon Polk - Bust
2001
Nate Clements - On another team
Aaron Schobel - OK
Travis Henry - Prison
Ron Edwards - Sucked
Jonas Jennings - Sucked
Brandon Spoon - Who?
Marques Sullivan - Sucked
Tony Driver - Who?
Dan Oleary - Who?
Jimmy Williams - Who?
Reggie Germany - LOL
Tyrone Robertson - Who?
2002
Mike Williams - Biggest bust ever
Josh Reed - Lousy receiver
Ryan Denney - Blows
Coy Wire - Sucked
Justin Bannan - Sucked til he left
Kevin Thomas - Sucked
Mike Pucillo - Scrub
Rodey Wright - Who?
Jarrett Ferguson - Who?
Dominique Stevenson - Again...
2003
Willis McGahee - Terrible pick
Chris Kelsay - Average DE
Angelo Crowell - Decent, not playing
Terrence McGee - Above avg DB
Sam Aiken - Couldn't play for us is for NE
Ben Sobiestki - Who?
Lauvale Sape - Must've been awesome!
Mario Haggan - See Sammy Morris/Sam Aiken
2004
Lee Evans - Decent, way overpaid
JP Losman - UFL
Tim Anderson - Thud
Tim Euhus - LOL
Dyland McFarland - Ha ha
Jonathan Smith - Was this fast freddie?
2005
Roscoe Parrish - Like 2 td's per year?
Kevin Everett - Sucked anyways
Duke Preston - Sucked
Eric King - Who?
Justin Geisinger - What?
Lionel Gates - Thundercats?
2006
Donte Whitner - Tiny linebacker. No ball skills. Can't cover. Got tasered. Is a douche bag.
John McCargo - Can't pass a physical
Ashton Youboty - Joke
Ko Simpson - Worth millions
Kyle Williams - Avg DT at best
Brad Butler - Decent. Hans't done anything
Keith Ellison - Overachieving nobody
Terrance Pennington - Joke
Aaron Merz - WHo?
2007
Marshawn Lynch - Lost starting job to D3 scrub RB
Paul Poz - Getting better. Good LB. No pro bowler.
Trent Edwards - Destroyed by us
Dwayne Wright - Fumblerooskie
John Wendling - Can jump over a trash can
Derek Shouman - Scrub. IR.
CJ Ah You - I hope they sneezed on the phone so at least they have the excuse maybe it was accidental
2008
Leodis McKelvin - What? 2 career picks? Cost us most important game of the year. ******.
James Hardy - Gimpy. Stupid. Can't find the field
Chris Ellis - Who knows we never see him play
Reggie Corner - Decent 4th CB
Derek Fine - Scrub. IR
Alvin Bowen - Scrub. Gone.
Xavier Oman - See alvin bowen
Demetrius Bell - Jury is out. Could be decent. Won't make a pro bowl.
Steve Johnson - Must suck, because Roscoe and Josh beat him on the field.
Kennard Cox - Yay! More DB's. Not on the team.
2009
Aaron Maybin - Throw him in with Mike Williams and Donte Whitner.
Eric Wood - Hey your a good center. Play guard. Break a leg.
Jairus Byrd - Got lots of picks. I'm not convinced he's great though. Seemed like a lot were pretty lucky. But I like him.
Andy Levitre - Solid
Shawn Nelson - Decent
Nic Harris - Can't find the field
Cary Harris - On the team? idk
Ellis Lankster - Like um like um. I was just readin right.

One true pro bowler in 10 years drafted. Lynch got in as an alternate. Who else got in? Moorman and Takeo?

Thats just sad. I mean, when you put it down like that, we hit on like 5% of our picks.

Kinda puts it perspective that if Guy or Modrak are still here, we're still screwed. This suckyness has transended 3 or 4 coaching staffs. The one constant is Guy and Modrak and Ralph.

:surrender

Love the player descriptions!! Great post, but sad b/c its so true

[Beastie Bills]

HEY DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! this was just posted
Well this was appropriate.

[PECKERWOOD]

Good analysis, other than McGahee, he wasn't a terrible pick.

[malo]

Great post. No wonder why we suck.

[Beastie Bills]

Good analysis, other than McGahee, he wasn't a terrible pick.
I think he was a pretty bad pick. We still had Travis Henry, who had just made the probowl. If we wanted to blow a first round pick on a RB we didn't need, who had an attitude problem, we could have taken Larry Johnson instead.

[The Juice Is Loose]

Look at the times of the threads, it was posted like 5 minutes apart. Obviously I was typing this while he posted his.