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YardRat
12-31-2009, 12:18 PM
No discussion, argument, links, etc. Just a simple post will suffice, and we can store all the speculation here.

What do you think the subject of the press conference is today?

I'll drink the cw and pft kool-aid and say it's Nix being named GM.
dannyek71
12-31-2009, 12:19 PM
no succession plan
patmoran2006
12-31-2009, 12:20 PM
Its definitely GM for sure.

And unconfirmed reports say Nix.
T-Long
12-31-2009, 12:20 PM
Nix who brings back Schotty and his son to coach
NorthCarBills
12-31-2009, 12:20 PM
Here goes. Promotion of Modrak to GM (as an earnest gesture to bring in Cowher).
BillsWin
12-31-2009, 12:20 PM
Nix to GM.

and they will address some rumors.
Ron Burgundy
12-31-2009, 12:27 PM
I think that the presser is to reveal several things that astute fans already know. To wit:

1) Ralph Wilson is actually a 400 year old vampire who drinks the blood of the Jonas Brothers in order to retain his youthful, not-a-day-over-95 appearance.
2) Aaron Maybin is the bastard son of Perry Fewell and a crackhead from Detroit named Rhonda, and was drafted to save Perry's marriage and to help Rhonda keep the lights on in her tenement.
3) Trent Edwards has a fully formed, albeit non-functioning vagina.
4) Marshawn Lynch is an alien from the planet NANANANASTOOOPIDCRUNK and is learning to speak penguin.
5) Our strength and conditioning coach has been exchanging the usual steroid injections here with pure Cambodian hash oil.
generalmills
12-31-2009, 12:29 PM
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/sports/Buffalo-Bills-to-hold-press-conference
HAMMER
12-31-2009, 01:26 PM
I think that the presser is to reveal several things that astute fans already know. To wit:

1) Ralph Wilson is actually a 400 year old vampire who drinks the blood of the Jonas Brothers in order to retain his youthful, not-a-day-over-95 appearance.
2) Aaron Maybin is the bastard son of Perry Fewell and a crackhead from Detroit named Rhonda, and was drafted to save Perry's marriage and to help Rhonda keep the lights on in her tenement.
3) Trent Edwards has a fully formed, albeit non-functioning vagina.
4) Marshawn Lynch is an alien from the planet NANANANASTOOOPIDCRUNK and is learning to speak penguin.
5) Our strength and conditioning coach has been exchanging the usual steroid injections here with pure Cambodian hash oil.

This is a lame attempt at humor.
Ron Burgundy
12-31-2009, 01:38 PM
This is a lame attempt at humor.

They can't all be winners.
YardRat
12-31-2009, 01:41 PM
I thought it was funny as hell, myself.