No news yet? Make some up...

[billistic]

Relax your sphincter. The bad news will crush you sooner, rather than later...

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[BoyILuvLoznStupidly]

Relax your sphincter. The bad news will crush you sooner, rather than later...

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Epic Fail!

[Dying_-2-_Live]

Epic Fail!

HAHAHAHAHA :lolabove:

[The Spaz]

Can you photoshop too?

[billistic]

Epic Fail!
Too true:

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[Bills41]

My sources tell me Jimmy Johnson is available and is assembling a coaching staff. He said Ralph Wilson likes him and would like him to coach the Bills

[ddaryl]

I've got a few shovels, some rubber boots and I've read frankenstein. (Not really but I saw the movie(s))

Expect Vince Lombardi to be resurected and interested in the Bills vacancy.. just as soon as I can find a long enough extension cord.

Mort will be reporting this as fact shortly...stay tuned

[trapezeus]

Thurman thomas got more say in how things work for the bills hire. Thurman asked Marv, Who is a good coach out there. MArv replied, "dick Jauron". Thurman is really excited for Jauron's reappearance with the team.

[billistic]

Bill Cower says he has pictures of Brian Bellick with Marty Schottenhinder at an after hours club. People will do anything to land this Bills HC job.

[mybills]

Ingtar applied for the job. He'll make an announcement tomorrow.



:couch:

[yordad]

Treat this as a rumor, but I heard the Bills were going to try the midget trainer out as a punt returner next year.

[NorthCarBills]

The Bills are rumored to trade their first round pick this year to the Greater Niagra Parks and Rec for the rights to Trey Teague, John Fina and Jerry Ostroski.

[patmoran2006]

Treat this as a rumor, but I heard the Bills were going to try the midget trainer out as a punt returner next year.

how much less can he average than Roscoe's 5.5 for the season, and a game costing fumble?

[TigerJ]

My connection inside the OBD tells me that Perry Fewell was promised the head coaching position after he told Ralph he could channel Vince Lombardi.

[yordad]

how much less can he average than Roscoe's 5.5 for the season, and a game costing fumble?I heard he has this whole Sonic the hedge hog type move.

[soapman]

I have sources deep inside the Bills and I can't reveal who, but tell me that Phil Jackson has been "contacted" about running the team andf bringing the Triangle offense to Buffalo.

[billistic]

Insiders think that it's boiling down to a choice between Steve Fairchild and Turk Schonert. John Allaire is surprisingly now said to be on the outside looking in.

[Demon]

I wonder if people in the inner circle, like Brandon or someone in the know, comes to these message boards and just laughs at some of the hopes and dreams some people write down? lol

[Pinkerton Security]

My sources tell me that since we cant re-hire Dick Jauron because of some archaic rule, we are looking to bring in the next worst coach in the world, Paris Hilton.

[Jeff1220]

I heard that Ditka was going to come in with HC and GM power, and package the Bills whole draft to the Bucs for the 3rd pick in the draft so he can draft Tim Tebow.

[TigerJ]

My sources tell me that since we cant re-hire Dick Jauron because of some archaic rule, we are looking to bring in the next worst coach in the world, Paris Hilton.I suppose you could say she's a hot coaching prospect, but that would be all a matter of taste.

[Pinkerton Security]

I suppose you could say she's a hot coaching prospect, but that would be all a matter of taste.

lol yeah, no i am not a fan...not saying if i had the opportunity id let it pass, but shes not what i would consider very hot.

[dannyek71]

Treat this as a rumor, but I heard the Bills were going to try the midget trainer out as a punt returner next year.

Havent we had that for years? He wears #11

[BigZ]

I heard that Vince Lombardi and Ralph are planning a meeting.

Let's all hope that the meeting doesn't take place until the "succession plan" is fully worked out!

:clown:

[soapman]

I rode in a taxi today and the driver says he has friend that drove Pat Summit, yes the Pat Summit, most winningest coach in NCAAW history, from One Bills Drive to the airport after a "stealth meeting" to gauge her interest in coaching the Bills and whipping these ladies into championship form.


UPDATE: Apparently Pat declined after watching some game film, she was overheard on her cell phone saying that she would only consider it if she could bring her Power Forward and Center to play on the Defensive line but Ralph objected. Word is, Ralph was addiment that he preferred the linemen we have because quote "they look better in pads" whereas Pat thought her girls stood a better chance stopping the run.

Take it as you may, I'm just the messenger...