Everyone at hospital hates Wes Welker

[FlyingDutchman]

ha found this on another board, figured this might break the monotony:

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/everyone_at_hospital_already_hates?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

As of press time, Welker had not made a single friend at Massachusetts General. Although the wideout's attitude has been celebrated by sportswriters and fans alike as scrappy and overachieving, hospital personnel have described him as "exhausting," "intolerable," and "the most infuriating little ********** ever to walk God's green earth."

[ddaryl]

Re: Everyone at hospital hates Wes Welker

gotta love the onion

[don137]

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No wonder Bellichick likes the guy. Sounds like a lot like himself.

[FlyingDutchman]

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gotta love the onion

for real, quite entertaining

[trapezeus]

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honestly, if this thread had a link to eastaurora.org, i'd believe this story to be 100% factually true.

[Jaybird]

Re: Everyone at hospital hates Wes Welker

If i was Welker i Would not be in the greatest mood either. The guy is a standout football player, thats what he does, and he cant play in the playoffs because of injury.

[FlyingDutchman]

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"I consider myself a very patient person," hospital janitor Mike Clemens said. "But Mr. Welker has pushed me to my limit. He told me that my mopping routes were sloppy, and that if I maybe showed a little more heart out there I could get a few more crucial feet out of each swab."
"What a *****," Clemens added. "Seriously, what a f@&%^$# little *****."

hahahaha

[Run_Two_Three]

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If i was Welker i Would not be in the greatest mood either. The guy is a standout football player, thats what he does, and he cant play in the playoffs because of injury.

The article came from The Onion (Translation: it's fake)

[madness]

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"I consider myself a very patient person," hospital janitor Mike Clemens said. "But Mr. Welker has pushed me to my limit. He told me that my mopping routes were sloppy, and that if I maybe showed a little more heart out there I could get a few more crucial feet out of each swab."
"What a *****," Clemens added. "Seriously, what a f@&%^$# little *****."

hahahaha

That was the best part.

[ddaryl]

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The article came from The Onion (Translation: it's fake)

When I 1st read it I was thinking it was pretty bizzare then I saw it was from the onion and it all made sense

[Run_Two_Three]

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When I 1st read it I was thinking it was pretty bizzare then I saw it was from the onion and it all made sense

Haha, yeah, me too.

[Italian Stallion]

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HAHAHAHA thats hilarious. Thanks for posting!

[Goobylal]

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The Onion is satire, but Welker is a *****.

[Barb]

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its obviously a fake report

[Ingtar33]

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its obviously a fake report

no. The Onion is a valid and legitimate news source. you don't know what you're talking about. Its just as valid as the National Inquirer or MSNBC

I mean come on. How could you never have heard about the Onion and their daring expose on the Expansion of Hell? Or their scope about that Freshman Senator was killed in a Senate hazing incident?

come on. The onion is an amazing news paper, breaking real stories all the time!