So, it feels like we are in high school again. Ralph Wilson is our rich friend, and Bill Cowher is the hot cheerleader chick that 99% of us are too geeky to talk to. Now, the whole school knows that Ralphie (totally) likes Cowher. And when we ask him if he and the cheerleader are gonna get together, he says: "Well, I mean, like, dude. DUDE! I guess I'd want to, but you would have to ask Bill if we are gonna, like, get together." And we are all too geeky to talk to Bill, but he has some friends that he talks to, and some of them feel bad for us so they give us little tidbits before Bills comes over and catches them talking to us before gym.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to do my homework, because if I fail pre-algebra, my parents will like, totally kill me and everything.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to do my homework, because if I fail pre-algebra, my parents will like, totally kill me and everything.
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