Zero
01-10-2010, 11:37 PM
Dear Joe:
Our world is coming to an end. Our dreams of retaining the services of one of the sports most respected HC's have shattered before our very eyes. Rather than use respected sources in the media to guage how plausible it would be to hire Cowher, we chose, instead, to listen to rumors about Dawn something-or-other who had to make that flight back from NYC to Buffalo because something big was up at OBD, or the beautician who did Mrs. Cowher's hair, or all those mysterious "sources" who were leaking information to members of this board .
Which leads us to you Joe, see, we KNOW your credentials. We know you posted that news about the Bills staff being fired hours before everyone else did. That automactically qualified you as an "insider". We have been hanging on your every word. So when you say you've heard the Bills and Cowher are negotiating a contract, we believe you. And that webcast tonight? Please, your credibility is still intact! So please Joe, we need more positive news fom you. Call your "sources" and feed us something to lift our spirits in this dark hour. You are our only hope left.
-signed:
Desperate Bills Fan
:sarcasm:
Sorry guys just venting ...
Our world is coming to an end. Our dreams of retaining the services of one of the sports most respected HC's have shattered before our very eyes. Rather than use respected sources in the media to guage how plausible it would be to hire Cowher, we chose, instead, to listen to rumors about Dawn something-or-other who had to make that flight back from NYC to Buffalo because something big was up at OBD, or the beautician who did Mrs. Cowher's hair, or all those mysterious "sources" who were leaking information to members of this board .
Which leads us to you Joe, see, we KNOW your credentials. We know you posted that news about the Bills staff being fired hours before everyone else did. That automactically qualified you as an "insider". We have been hanging on your every word. So when you say you've heard the Bills and Cowher are negotiating a contract, we believe you. And that webcast tonight? Please, your credibility is still intact! So please Joe, we need more positive news fom you. Call your "sources" and feed us something to lift our spirits in this dark hour. You are our only hope left.
-signed:
Desperate Bills Fan
:sarcasm:
Sorry guys just venting ...