HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

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  • trapezeus
    Legendary Zoner
    • Oct 2004
    • 19525

    HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

    Seeing that everyone has turned us down at the NFL coordinator level and now possibly college coaches are walking away, it comes down to our most respected coaches on the billszone.com. Ingtar and Sal. They're going to call you soon, how do you reply?

    Join the team, do the presser, take the team to 4-0, sign an extension for 3 more years, blow the remaining games, put NFL coach on your resume.

    I'm willing to be on your staff. Just know that I run a cover no-1 scheme predicated on not getting to the passer and not particularly caring about the run. DB's are always off the receiver by at least 10 yards, more so if it's 3rd and short.

    Also if you elect for me to be on the offensive side of the ball, i like to try to out wit the opponents, so if it's 3rd and short, i like shot gun with an additional 7 step drop, screen it out low with little to no blocking, and see what fred gets us. I also like that the ball gets snapped on "hike" everytime and no variation. So everytime with 12 seconds on the playclock, we snap. It's going to keep us an uptempo team and reduce penalties. I elect to disregard the fact that opposing defense would figure that quirk out and anticipate the snap count. I also believe in lee evans as our WR lord and savior. As a result, i'll have him running long only and we'll get a QB who can't get it to him. Then we'll just take all that incredible depth that we have on the OL, convert them to WR's and make them the best blocking WR in the game!

    Man, i look forward to 2010. Let me know if i have the job.
  • patmoran2006
    Ole' Ralphie SCROOGE
    • Dec 2005
    • 19840

    #2
    Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

    A source tells me Sal's regarded as an offensive guru


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    • casdhf
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 17542

      #3
      Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

      Originally posted by patmoran2006
      A source tells me Sal's regarded as an offensive guru
      Well, we obviously can infer that, in reality, Sal is all about defense.

      Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
      cas,

      I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

      BillsZone Mod

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      • Mr Hotstepper
        Zoner
        • Jan 2010
        • 78

        #4
        Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

        Spam.

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        • ddaryl
          Everything I post is sexual inuendo
          • Jan 2005
          • 10714

          #5
          Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

          I would gladly take the HC job .... and I'm pretty confident that I can get us our 7-9 seasons back

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          • trapezeus
            Legendary Zoner
            • Oct 2004
            • 19525

            #6
            Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

            if this is spam, i'd love to know what your posts are. you've said the same thing over your 70+ posts. stop being such a sensitive baby and enjoy the bills decline to the very bottom of the barrel.

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            • hydro
              Registered User
              • Oct 2005
              • 20160

              #7
              Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

              Originally posted by Mr Hotstepper
              Spam.
              BERNIAC!

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              • ddaryl
                Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                • Jan 2005
                • 10714

                #8
                Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                Originally posted by Mr Hotstepper
                Spam.
                ignored.... had enough of this clown

                join me billszone...

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                • trapezeus
                  Legendary Zoner
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 19525

                  #9
                  Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                  daryl, i have no authority on the matter, so think of me as Thurman Thomas or jim Kelly. But i'd like to welcome you to the staff. can you be in charge of Moorman and Lindell's grey sweatpants?

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                  • ddaryl
                    Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 10714

                    #10
                    Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                    Originally posted by trapezeus
                    daryl, i have no authority on the matter, so think of me as Thurman Thomas or jim Kelly. But i'd like to welcome you to the staff. can you be in charge of Moorman and Lindell's grey sweatpants?
                    got to start somewhere... thanks for the opportunity

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                    • trapezeus
                      Legendary Zoner
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 19525

                      #11
                      Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                      by the way, your also in charge of the drafts, rounds 1-3.

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                      • patmoran2006
                        Ole' Ralphie SCROOGE
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 19840

                        #12
                        Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                        Originally posted by casdhf
                        Well, we obviously can infer that, in reality, Sal is all about defense.

                        You know what's funny, I have no clue what position he coached and with my luck he is a defensive coordinator.


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                        • Mr Hotstepper
                          Zoner
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 78

                          #13
                          Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                          Originally posted by ddaryl
                          ignored.... had enough of this clown

                          join me billszone...
                          He put me on ignore for calling spam spam? Good. I don't want to increase his football knowledge by letting him read my posts.

                          Mods, can I call him a name if I know I'm being ignored??

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                          • ddaryl
                            Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 10714

                            #14
                            Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                            Originally posted by trapezeus
                            by the way, your also in charge of the drafts, rounds 1-3.
                            can do... Whos the number 3 rated college S, that'll take care of round #1

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                            • Mr Hotstepper
                              Zoner
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 78

                              #15
                              Re: HUMOR: Coach Sal, Ingtar, they're going to call you soon

                              Originally posted by ddaryl
                              can do... Whos the number 3 rated college S, that'll take care of round #1
                              Boy, that was clever! I just don't know what we'd do here without you Daryl.

                              Sorry but I have to laugh at anybody named DARYL!

                              Where's your brother Daryl where's your other brother Daryl!

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