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billistic
01-15-2010, 05:03 PM
1. There's about 97 days left until the 2010 draft (depending on your time zone).

2. All of Jauron's failed coaching staff is gone elsewhere. Some departures may be considered losses to the team, others considered good riddance.

3. OBD is intact except that Buddy Nix has been promoted from "something else" to GM, and Russ "Ralph's avatar" is now COE, instead of Coo. This includes all of the player personnel gurus, notably Modrak and John Guy.

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So far, so bad. A couple of names have been changed to protect the guilty. There's no news, because there have been no IMPROVEMENTS made.

What reason is there to expect anything other than the SOS?

Other teams are rolling and tumbling (Seahawks, Browns, etc.), but the molasses just keeps getting thicker and thicker at OBD.

more cowbell
01-15-2010, 05:09 PM
ralph said expect big changes though remember?

G Wolly
01-15-2010, 05:11 PM
So far, so bad. A couple of names have been changed to protect the guilty. There's no news, because there have been no IMPROVEMENTS made.

I think that wiping out the entire coaching staff was an improvement.

billistic
01-15-2010, 05:12 PM
ralph said expect big changes though remember?

Ralph was talking about his Depends.

I am talking about the football team...

better days
01-15-2010, 05:12 PM
I doubt the Bills will sign a HC before the Super Bowl is over. There is no need to rush into anything at this point.

whkfc
01-15-2010, 05:13 PM
Its comming don't worry........ Just kidding they ain't doing ****.

DrGraves
01-15-2010, 05:13 PM
Think we could trade the Bills for the Raptors since the Bills will probably walk as an unrestricted free agent in a few years to Toronto?

lol... seriously though...

billistic
01-15-2010, 05:13 PM
I think that wiping out the entire coaching staff was an improvement.

...let's give Bobby April (Mr. Reserve Linebackers) some wiggle room.

G Wolly
01-15-2010, 05:15 PM
...let's give Bobby April (Mr. Reserve Linebackers) some wiggle room.

Why because of past success? Our special teams did nothing this season.

billistic
01-15-2010, 05:16 PM
I doubt the Bills will sign a HC before the Super Bowl is over. There is no need to rush into anything at this point.

That's kind of true. After 50 effing years of tepid diarrhea, what's the rush?

billistic
01-15-2010, 05:17 PM
Why because of past success? Our special teams did nothing this season.

Like I give a freakin' firm-bodied turd about Bobby April.

G Wolly
01-15-2010, 05:19 PM
Like I give a freakin' firm-bodied turd about Bobby April.

Alright....point taken.

billistic
01-15-2010, 05:27 PM
It's nice to think that the "inner circle" is sitting around a mahogany conference table somewhere in a downtown Buffalo penthouse moving the chess pieces around the board.

I, however, see a bunch of hillbillys squabbling with some used car salesmen over the end piece of a half-eaten tuna sandwich, while Ralph broadly grins (as usual) from his wheelchair, scratch that, throne.

billistic
01-15-2010, 06:05 PM
Cards on the table: If you're resolved to make changes, you simply cut the old ties. The sooner, the better.

Who hasn't divorced their first wife?

Whoever is manipulating poor old Ralph has a vested interest in harboring the same old crowd, namely the OBD gang.

There ain't going to be any change, compadres:

Love it, or leave it...

ddaryl
01-15-2010, 06:08 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/190494/1075911.jpg

billistic
01-15-2010, 06:11 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/190494/1075911.jpg

Thanks for reading, you lonely effer.

Novacane
01-16-2010, 06:47 AM
ralph said expect big changes though remember?



The more things change the more things stay the same at OBD

Billz_fan
01-16-2010, 08:18 AM
The 15th came and went. Those several threads on what the big surprise would be all faded to the 2nd page and beyond.No coaching staff, Marshawn is making ends meet by pilfering fans around the county. The reason Bill Cowher hasn't said anything one way or the other on the Bills job is no one (ralph) remembered to call him after his interview so he has no idea whats going on. Things are right on track.

billistic
01-16-2010, 10:44 AM
Before the games today, I'll nail down all the furniture and lamps to the floor, and take all the loose furnishings, cookware, and other portable stuff out of my house. I'll replace this stuff with Nerf objects. I know what's going to happen once they announce the new HC...

DraftBoy
01-16-2010, 10:46 AM
Im excited, I loved the Nix move and the coaches I wanted to see us hire appear to be the front runners.

SABURZFAN
01-16-2010, 11:53 AM
ralph said expect big changes though remember?


that's right. we need to stop looking down the wrong side of the street.

billistic
01-16-2010, 01:32 PM
Everybody is waiting for the second shoe to drop.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_the_phrase_%27waiting_for_the_other_shoe_to_drop%27_mean (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_the_phrase_%27waiting_for_the_other_shoe_to_drop%27_mean)
http://www.johnlund.com/ArticleImages/Artcl14-impact/11-impact%21.jpg

Novacane
01-16-2010, 01:56 PM
Im excited, I loved the Nix move and the coaches I wanted to see us hire appear to be the front runners.



Ralph and Russ love guys like you :up:

Oaf
01-16-2010, 02:22 PM
I think that wiping out the entire coaching staff was an improvement.
I would have let the entire staff keep their jobs if we had kicked BFO out of town.