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  • trapezeus
    Legendary Zoner
    • Oct 2004
    • 19525

    resigning as board Jokester

    I've been cracking jokes at the bills expense for about 5 years now on billszone.com.

    With gailey being signed, i see that I can not keep up with the wit and humor of the Bills Front office. I tried to find the humor in it all. but this was the last straw.

    i'll still be around, but i just can't out funny the funniest team in the league. a team that takes no from good coaches, takes no from bad coaches, and signs a guy who was in the same exact situation as Turk Schonert 6 months ago.

    You can't write this stuff. Part of me wants to write a satirical piece on what went on inside the meeting room, but that's probably how it played out. and what's more, it probably was even dumber than imagined.

    F the Bills, my friends. I hate that they are part of my blood and that i love them so much. but this team hates us. And they'll continue to hate us until they have every single dollar we could give them. then like the parasites they are, they'll go find a new host to feed off of.
  • Tatonka
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 21289

    #2
    Re: resigning as board Jokester

    i didnt think you were that funny anyway.


















    j/k
    "All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." ~ Gordie Howe

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    • Meathead
      Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
      • Jul 2002
      • 21349

      #3
      Re: resigning as board Jokester

      if those were jokes why bother resigning
      One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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      • THRILLHO
        This is great, and all I've done is enter my name!
        • Feb 2009
        • 1574

        #4
        Re: resigning as board Jokester

        I will try and fill the void you are creating.
        True fans want wins, not draft picks.

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        • trapezeus
          Legendary Zoner
          • Oct 2004
          • 19525

          #5
          Re: resigning as board Jokester

          Honestly, last week, frazier seemed like an awful hire. yet somehow they went to the 11th hour to find chan gailey. Why not just bring marv back? Maybe he declined the offer knowing how his pal Jauron was treated.

          I really can't believe nothing changed from the worst 2 years of bills football. poor coaching, poor players, poor front office.

          At least that was football oriented. this coaching search was just so embarassing. no one wanted the job so we had to find an old man who just wants to stand on a sideline for 3-4 more years before he retires.

          We could start to make jokes about how badly the bills will botch FA and the draft, but they'll out do us. They really will. This is so heartbreaking.

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          • Meathead
            Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
            • Jul 2002
            • 21349

            #6
            Re: resigning as board Jokester

            Originally posted by hey2abills
            I will try and fill the void you are creating.
            fill er up

            One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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            • Jan Reimers
              Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
              • May 2003
              • 17353

              #7
              Re: resigning as board Jokester

              Originally posted by trapezeus
              I've been cracking jokes at the bills expense for about 5 years now on billszone.com.

              With gailey being signed, i see that I can not keep up with the wit and humor of the Bills Front office. I tried to find the humor in it all. but this was the last straw.

              i'll still be around, but i just can't out funny the funniest team in the league. a team that takes no from good coaches, takes no from bad coaches, and signs a guy who was in the same exact situation as Turk Schonert 6 months ago.

              You can't write this stuff. Part of me wants to write a satirical piece on what went on inside the meeting room, but that's probably how it played out. and what's more, it probably was even dumber than imagined.

              F the Bills, my friends. I hate that they are part of my blood and that i love them so much. but this team hates us. And they'll continue to hate us until they have every single dollar we could give them. then like the parasites they are, they'll go find a new host to feed off of.
              Oh, come on Trap, welcome the Nix/Gailey era with optimism and hope like me. Then sober up and shoot yourself.
              Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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              • trapezeus
                Legendary Zoner
                • Oct 2004
                • 19525

                #8
                Re: resigning as board Jokester

                Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                Oh, come on Trap, welcome the Nix/Gailey era with optimism and hope like me. Then sober up and shoot yourself.
                For you jan, i'll put on a good face through the press conference. but if and when ralph or chan gailey openly mock the fanbase, i reserve the right to go crazy.

                I just hope to god the press asks some real hard questions. i don't want brandon and crew smiling like they accomplished something. they just scored a big old F for the nth time. They should be embarassed of themselves.

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                • Oaf
                  Do you read what you write?
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 6151

                  #9
                  Re: resigning as board Jokester

                  Who appointed you as Board Jokester anyways?

                  Gimme some examples of you being funny

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                  • elltrain22
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 4281

                    #10
                    Re: resigning as board Jokester

                    Originally posted by trapezeus
                    For you jan, i'll put on a good face through the press conference. but if and when ralph or chan gailey openly mock the fanbase, i reserve the right to go crazy.

                    I just hope to god the press asks some real hard questions. i don't want brandon and crew smiling like they accomplished something. they just scored a big old F for the nth time. They should be embarassed of themselves.
                    if they mock the fanbase, they're asking for anarchy, and they just might literally get it!!
                    If you walk with Jesus today, you don't have anything to worry about tomorrow...

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                    • Jan Reimers
                      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                      • May 2003
                      • 17353

                      #11
                      Re: resigning as board Jokester

                      I really can't figure out how hiring long-time veteran football men like Nix and Gailey in any way mocks the fan base.
                      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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