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  • BillsSabresB.C.T. Fan
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    • Jan 2004
    • 4556

    Miller caught DWI

    NHL Network

    Buffalo Sabres goaltender Ryan Miller was clocked going 105 mph per hour at 3:30Am yesterday after his team the Sabres beat the Florida Panthers 6-2.

    Miller was leaving the Chop House which is down on Buffalo's waterfront about 2:30AM in his Toyota Prius and was headed North on the skyway toward Lackawanna going 105 Mph. A New York State trooper pulled Miller over at 3:30 am and found 6 opened cans of Miller Lite beer cans in the front seat of his car. Miller had an blood alchohol reading of 8.75 he was then arrested he then later posted bail of $50,000 which will go to his charity the Steadfast Foundation.

    Miller told the State Troopers that it wasn't his fault that the Prius started "accelerating on it's own". Miller will be araigned in Buffalo City Court on Monday.























    APRIL FOOLS!
    Last edited by BillsSabresB.C.T. Fan; 04-01-2010, 03:45 PM.
  • SpillerThrills
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    • Oct 2005
    • 1922

    #2
    Re: Miller caught DWI

    knew it was an April Fools joke when I read
    in his Toyota Prius and was headed North on the skyway toward Lackawanna going 105 Mph.
    No way a Prius was doing 105!!!!!!!!!
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    • BlackMetalNinja
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      • May 2005
      • 31525

      #3
      Re: Miller caught DWI

      Yeah, that was the first giveaway, and a BAC of 8.75 would have meant he was dead, several times over...

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      • RockStar36
        Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
        • Sep 2004
        • 24761

        #4
        Re: Miller caught DWI

        Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
        Yeah, that was the first giveaway, and a BAC of 8.75 would have meant he was dead, several times over...
        I'm pretty sure zombies can drive.

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        • BADTHINGSMAN
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          • Oct 2002
          • 10504

          #5
          Re: Miller caught DWI

          I knew it was a joke when I didnt see the usual link.

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          • Bufftp
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            • Jul 2002
            • 18062

            #6
            Re: Miller caught DWI

            Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
            Yeah, that was the first giveaway, and a BAC of 8.75 would have meant he was dead, several times over...
            Nah, it's Miller
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            • SaviorEdwards
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              #7
              Re: Miller caught DWI

              This was disturbing when it said Miller was driving a Prius. That was the most disheartening portion.
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              • hydro
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                • Oct 2005
                • 20160

                #8
                Re: Miller caught DWI

                He did get me for a bit there. But like everyone else the cover was blown with the Prius going 105mph part.
                BERNIAC!

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                • Buffalogic
                  Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 5345

                  #9
                  Re: Miller caught DWI

                  I knew this was fake because Miller doesn't drink alcohol, he only drinks amp energy drink.




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                  • chernobylwraiths
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                    • Jan 2003
                    • 41838

                    #10
                    Re: Miller caught DWI

                    Originally posted by jerhwt
                    knew it was an April Fools joke when I read No way a Prius was doing 105!!!!!!!!!
                    And Lackawana is south of the skyway.

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                    • Mski
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                      • Mar 2006
                      • 6753

                      #11
                      Re: Miller caught DWI

                      and the chophouse isnt on the waterfront
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                      • SkateZilla
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 9166

                        #12
                        Re: Miller caught DWI

                        Originally posted by jerhwt
                        knew it was an April Fools joke when I read No way a Prius was doing 105!!!!!!!!!
                        PRIUS was a dead giveaway...
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