Coy Wire Dating Game

[Ebenezer]

97Rock just played the Coy Wire Dating Game. They had 4 young ladies in the studio to try to win lunch with Coy Wire. Coy may have black hair but the guy is blonde. He could barely read the questions that either he or the radio station had prepared. BTW, the women were idiots.

Some of the questions:

If you were an animal what would you be (one woman actually said a Dolphin)?

Would you rather go to Mt. Fuji, Mt. Olympus or Hedonism?

Are you spiritual?

Contestant #_ what cosmetic surgery does contestant #_ need?

What two words describe you?

Needless to say the contestants were all blonde too.

[Schobel94]

Coy Wire is actually extremely intelligent, he went to Stanford, which is not exactly known for giving breaks to football players, so he didnt get in cuz he was a good football player. Ive heard him talk and he seems pretty smart, or maybe thats just compared to everyone else in the NFL who have the equivilent of a 6th grade education.

[BillsNYC]

i concur..coy is intelligent...but maybe he lacks common sense?

[Michael82]

Coy doesn't have black hair either. What are you talking about, EB?

[Michael82]

Isn't it blonde or dirty blonde?

[Dozerdog]

WTFC????

[Michael82]

shelby!

She is Coy Wire's *****!

[BillsNYC]

oh man....he's reminding me of rj with that headband...

[casdhf]

Originally posted by Mike32282
shelby!

She is Coy Wire's *****!

Better watch out, I don't think she'd wanna be called anyone's *****

[Michael82]

She doesn't mind. She'd love to be his *****. Check out her title.

[G. Host]

Maybe Coy knew contestants were blonde

and did his best to fit in

[THenPitBull]

who cares about Coy's hair color ?

[Ebenezer]

the term blonde has no relevance to hair color...

[ublinkwescore]

...Or MAYYYYBEEEE he was a little nervous, and that affected his ability to coherently (in his mind) read the questions.

How many of you Coy-bashers thought of that?

I'd like to win a chance to have lunch with Coy Wire - so I could put on some hair extensions and a Dolphins cap, and talk all kinds of crap about him, his mom, and slap him every ten seconds - you know, to get him riled up for this next season - make him wanna rip Ricky Williams' head off, and shove it up his anus.

[ublinkwescore]

BTW, is it just me, or does Coy Wire look like that guy from There's Something About Mary, or Wild Things with Denise Richards and Neve Campbell, or The Outsiders with Patrick Swayze and Emilio Estevez - I can't for the life of me remember his name. He was also dating Cameron Diaz for a while.

Cameron Diaz must be an easy lay - she's as dumb as a cow.