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  • Ron Burgundy
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    • Nov 2005
    • 3154

    new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

    He speaks four languages, but when told the punter's stall is next to Tom Brady's in the New England Patriots locker room, Zoltan Mesko was rendered speechless -- briefly.

    "Oh, wow," Mesko said.

    ...


    "Well, that's the crazy part, transitioning from being ..." Mesko said, his voice trailing off moments after being drafted by the Patriots in the fifth round. "Tom Brady, from a fan's perspective, is my favorite player in the whole NFL, just because he has that Michigan tie, and he's done such a great job overcoming being drafted in the sixth round.

    "It's crazy how much he's done and how many people he's proved wrong. That's my philosophy in life. I get motivated more about the negative things that are said about me. I like to prove myself that way. I'd love to model myself after Tom Brady, so maybe getting to know him a little more will help that mind-set."

    Brady was selected in the sixth round, 199th overall in 2000. The Patriots drafted Mesko 49 slots earlier than they took Brady.

    A reporter asked Mesko if he would bring that up to Brady.

    "I was just thinking that, but I didn't want to mention it," Mesko said. "No, no. I won't. It's not about how you start. It's how you finish."

    He speaks four languages, but when told the punter's stall is next to Tom Brady's in the New England Patriots locker room, Zoltan Mesko was rendered speechless -- briefly.


    You can almost see him blushing and stammering when he's talking about ol' Tawmmy Terrific.
  • The Spaz
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    • Mar 2003
    • 19066

    #2
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    • DrGraves
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      • Mar 2008
      • 2693

      #3
      Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

      what a queerflop

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      • Oaf
        Do you read what you write?
        • Jun 2007
        • 6151

        #4
        Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

        I know Mesko. Great guy, leader for team as well as academics. Very sad to see him go play for New England.

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        • TheGhostofJimKelly
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          • May 2003
          • 12459

          #5
          Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

          GO BLUE!!!

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          • Oaf
            Do you read what you write?
            • Jun 2007
            • 6151

            #6
            Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

            Originally posted by TheGhostofJimKelly
            GO BLUE!!!

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            • DynaPaul
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              • Sep 2003
              • 7540

              #7
              Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

              Typical Patriot

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              • Ron Burgundy
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                • Nov 2005
                • 3154

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                Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                From the conference call with Zoltan Mesko on Patriots.com, discussing ZM's crush on his new teammate:

                Q: So will Stephen Gostkowski be the first person you seek out when you get here?

                Zoltan Mesko: Yeah, if I run into Stephen, I'll be glad to introduce myself. If I run into Tom Brady, I might be a little star-struck to say hello to him because he's a Michigan guy. But I'm sure I'll get over that. I'd love to get to know Tom Brady. He's a special person.


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                • Pinkerton Security
                  Pinkerton's son
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 6003

                  #9
                  Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                  Originally posted by Ron Burgundy
                  From the conference call with Zoltan Mesko on Patriots.com, discussing ZM's crush on his new teammate:

                  Q: So will Stephen Gostkowski be the first person you seek out when you get here?

                  Zoltan Mesko: Yeah, if I run into Stephen, I'll be glad to introduce myself. If I run into Tom Brady, I might be a little star-struck to say hello to him because he's a Michigan guy. But I'm sure I'll get over that. I'd love to get to know Tom Brady. He's a special person.


                  http://www.patriots.com/mediacenter/...=42682&pcid=81
                  dude thanks so much for this ammo...i have a friend who is unfortunately a Pats fan, and this alone will help feed my "Pats are gay" jokes for months.

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                  • Novacane
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 42352

                    #10
                    Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                    Originally posted by Ron Burgundy
                    From the conference call with Zoltan Mesko on Patriots.com, discussing ZM's crush on his new teammate:

                    Q: So will Stephen Gostkowski be the first person you seek out when you get here?

                    Zoltan Mesko: Yeah, if I run into Stephen, I'll be glad to introduce myself. If I run into Tom Brady, I might be a little star-struck to say hello to him because he's a Michigan guy. But I'm sure I'll get over that. I'd love to get to blow Tom Brady. He's a special person.

                    This is what he wanted to say.

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                    • Ron Burgundy
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 3154

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                      Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                      Originally posted by pinkdogg32
                      dude thanks so much for this ammo...i have a friend who is unfortunately a Pats fan, and this alone will help feed my "Pats are gay" jokes for months.
                      Good stuff, right?

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                      • Pinkerton Security
                        Pinkerton's son
                        • Feb 2006
                        • 6003

                        #12
                        Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                        Originally posted by Ron Burgundy
                        Good stuff, right?
                        :brilliant:

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                        • Oaf
                          Do you read what you write?
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6151

                          #13
                          Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                          If any of you guys went to college, you'd be a little star struck to work with one of your most famous alumni too.




                          Brady's a douche. One of his housemates from Ann Arbor said as much when I met him at the bar watching the games.

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                          • Pinkerton Security
                            Pinkerton's son
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 6003

                            #14
                            Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                            Originally posted by Oaf
                            If any of you guys went to college, you'd be a little star struck to work with one of your most famous alumni too.




                            Brady's a douche. One of his housemates from Ann Arbor said as much when I met him at the bar watching the games.
                            his own housemate said he was a douche? damn, i mean i always figured he was just because he carries a man-purse at times, but thats bad.

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                            • G Wolly
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 9387

                              #15
                              Re: new Patriots punter wants to have sex with Tom Brady

                              "I was just thinking that, but I didn't want to mention it," Mesko said. "No, no. I won't. It's not about how you start. It's how you finish."
                              Super


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