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Ron Burgundy
04-25-2010, 01:57 PM
He speaks four languages, but when told the punter's stall is next to Tom Brady (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=2330)'s in the New England Patriots (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=nwe) locker room, Zoltan Mesko (http://insider.espn.go.com/nfldraft/draft/tracker/player?draftyear=2010&id=25317) was rendered speechless -- briefly.

"Oh, wow," Mesko said.

...


"Well, that's the crazy part, transitioning from being ..." Mesko said, his voice trailing off moments after being drafted by the Patriots in the fifth round. "Tom Brady, from a fan's perspective, is my favorite player in the whole NFL, just because he has that Michigan tie, and he's done such a great job overcoming being drafted in the sixth round.

"It's crazy how much he's done and how many people he's proved wrong. That's my philosophy in life. I get motivated more about the negative things that are said about me. I like to prove myself that way. I'd love to model myself after Tom Brady, so maybe getting to know him a little more will help that mind-set."

Brady was selected in the sixth round, 199th overall in 2000. The Patriots drafted Mesko 49 slots earlier than they took Brady.

A reporter asked Mesko if he would bring that up to Brady.

"I was just thinking that, but I didn't want to mention it," Mesko said. "No, no. I won't. It's not about how you start. It's how you finish."

http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/13162/mesko-goes-from-brady-fan-to-teammate

You can almost see him blushing and stammering when he's talking about ol' Tawmmy Terrific.

The Spaz
04-25-2010, 02:02 PM
:limp:

DrGraves
04-25-2010, 02:08 PM
what a queerflop

Oaf
04-25-2010, 02:17 PM
I know Mesko. Great guy, leader for team as well as academics. Very sad to see him go play for New England.

TheGhostofJimKelly
04-25-2010, 03:11 PM
GO BLUE!!!

Oaf
04-25-2010, 04:47 PM
GO BLUE!!!
:ill:

DynaPaul
04-25-2010, 10:55 PM
Typical Patriot

Ron Burgundy
04-26-2010, 09:17 AM
From the conference call with Zoltan Mesko on Patriots.com, discussing ZM's crush on his new teammate:

Q: So will Stephen Gostkowski be the first person you seek out when you get here?

Zoltan Mesko: Yeah, if I run into Stephen, I'll be glad to introduce myself. If I run into Tom Brady, I might be a little star-struck to say hello to him because he's a Michigan guy. But I'm sure I'll get over that. I'd love to get to know Tom Brady. He's a special person.


http://www.patriots.com/mediacenter/index.cfm?ac=audionewsdetail&pid=42682&pcid=81

Pinkerton Security
04-26-2010, 09:47 AM
From the conference call with Zoltan Mesko on Patriots.com, discussing ZM's crush on his new teammate:

Q: So will Stephen Gostkowski be the first person you seek out when you get here?

Zoltan Mesko: Yeah, if I run into Stephen, I'll be glad to introduce myself. If I run into Tom Brady, I might be a little star-struck to say hello to him because he's a Michigan guy. But I'm sure I'll get over that. I'd love to get to know Tom Brady. He's a special person.


http://www.patriots.com/mediacenter/index.cfm?ac=audionewsdetail&pid=42682&pcid=81

dude thanks so much for this ammo...i have a friend who is unfortunately a Pats fan, and this alone will help feed my "Pats are gay" jokes for months.

Novacane
04-26-2010, 10:09 AM
From the conference call with Zoltan Mesko on Patriots.com, discussing ZM's crush on his new teammate:

Q: So will Stephen Gostkowski be the first person you seek out when you get here?

Zoltan Mesko: Yeah, if I run into Stephen, I'll be glad to introduce myself. If I run into Tom Brady, I might be a little star-struck to say hello to him because he's a Michigan guy. But I'm sure I'll get over that. I'd love to get to blow Tom Brady. He's a special person.




This is what he wanted to say.

Ron Burgundy
04-26-2010, 10:13 AM
dude thanks so much for this ammo...i have a friend who is unfortunately a Pats fan, and this alone will help feed my "Pats are gay" jokes for months.

Good stuff, right? :up:

Pinkerton Security
04-26-2010, 10:20 AM
Good stuff, right? :up:

:brilliant:

Oaf
04-26-2010, 01:04 PM
If any of you guys went to college, you'd be a little star struck to work with one of your most famous alumni too.



:jk:
Brady's a douche. One of his housemates from Ann Arbor said as much when I met him at the bar watching the games.

Pinkerton Security
04-26-2010, 01:10 PM
If any of you guys went to college, you'd be a little star struck to work with one of your most famous alumni too.



:jk:
Brady's a douche. One of his housemates from Ann Arbor said as much when I met him at the bar watching the games.

his own housemate said he was a douche? damn, i mean i always figured he was just because he carries a man-purse at times, but thats bad.

G Wolly
04-26-2010, 02:03 PM
"I was just thinking that, but I didn't want to mention it," Mesko said. "No, no. I won't. It's not about how you start. It's how you finish."

Super :limp:

Ron Burgundy
04-26-2010, 03:04 PM
If any of you guys went to college, you'd be a little star struck to work with one of your most famous alumni too.



:jk:
Brady's a douche. One of his housemates from Ann Arbor said as much when I met him at the bar watching the games.

Pshaw. Star-struck is one thing. Mesko wants to bob his crank.